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(Standard Digital (Kenya))   Pub owner loses watch, only finds it when his dog's stomach starts ringing last call   (standardmedia.co.ke ) divider line
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2014-07-28 12:34:13 PM  
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That damn, damn.....dog.....
 
2014-07-28 01:02:48 PM  
Little did he know his dopey Newfoundland Charlie

Hey.  You'd be dopey too if you had two hands in your ass...

Though I suppose it could make some a happy captain, so I don't know.
 
2014-07-28 01:20:58 PM  
Reports of a crocodile seen grinning maliciously.
 
2014-07-28 01:23:54 PM  
Dogs'll eat pretty much anything if they think it's food.
 
2014-07-28 01:26:15 PM  
Charlie the watchdog.
 
2014-07-28 01:29:47 PM  

uncleacid: Charlie the watchdog.


Tick hound, presumably.
 
2014-07-28 01:30:18 PM  
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"Look in the dog"
 
2014-07-28 01:35:45 PM  
I saw this plot point in Jurassic Park 3
 
2014-07-28 01:39:46 PM  
When the dog bongs, your pub you must bolt.
 
2014-07-28 01:45:57 PM  
Wait, eventually the dog will poop it out.
 
2014-07-28 01:46:02 PM  
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Unavailable for comment.

/First thing I thought of.
 
2014-07-28 01:46:19 PM  
Poor bored dog- how else do you expect him to pass the time?
 
2014-07-28 01:47:55 PM  
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2014-07-28 01:48:13 PM  

uncleacid: Charlie the watchdog.


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2014-07-28 01:51:08 PM  
Strange writing; felt like a children's story
 
2014-07-28 01:52:39 PM  

barefoot in the head: uncleacid: Charlie the watchdog.

Tick hound, presumably.


I thought it was a clocker spaniel.
 
2014-07-28 01:55:53 PM  
That's some dog you got there. What kind is it?

About 3:30.
 
2014-07-28 02:18:01 PM  
At the dog park that we go to, there is a dog that has to wear the cage style muzzle. It's not because she bites, but because she has Pica. That is a disorder were the sufferer eats any thing and everything. Key, coins, paperclips,clothing, if they can swallow it they do.I had heard this in people, but had no idea that dogs could have. She has had her tummy pumped, or had to have surgery to remove the items. My dog, thinking that is cruel of her human to make her wear it, tries to help get it off. She also like red colored bowls. She took mine and somehow managed to hide it!I never saw the bowl again!
 
2014-07-28 02:23:44 PM  
Shame it wasn't a cow:

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2014-07-28 02:30:18 PM  
His watch rings subby?
 
2014-07-28 02:45:12 PM  

croesius: [www.jta.org image 620x400]
"Look in the dog"


It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
 
2014-07-28 02:46:59 PM  

mekki: barefoot in the head: uncleacid: Charlie the watchdog.

Tick hound, presumably.

I thought it was a clocker spaniel.


That's not so alarming. I imagine someone will second it.
 
2014-07-28 03:03:00 PM  
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Really figured you'd have this one covered by now, Fark.
 
2014-07-28 03:03:36 PM  
I've never seen so much win in such a short thread.
 
2014-07-28 03:11:40 PM  

MagSeven: croesius: [www.jta.org image 620x400]
"Look in the dog"

It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?


Anything to declare?

Yeah, don't go to England.
 
2014-07-28 03:20:50 PM  
Came for the Snatch, leaving satisfied...

/anyone got a cigarette?
 
2014-07-28 03:31:33 PM  
I'm surprised the dog owner doesn't have a good tick prevention regimen in place.
 
2014-07-28 03:46:45 PM  
"chime for a snack"... it looks like the author is pretty damned proud of that one, he used it twice.
 
2014-07-28 04:01:13 PM  

CeroX: Came for the Snatch, leaving satisfied...

/anyone got a cigarette?


RIP Cousin Avi
 
2014-07-28 04:10:04 PM  
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2014-07-28 06:49:57 PM  

croesius: "Look in the dog"


We're done here.
 
2014-07-28 06:59:38 PM  
Did they also find the 6th element?

/Poop?
 
2014-07-29 02:33:46 PM  
CSB/  My boss was in his yard doing some lawn work, he had laid his sunglasses and wallet down on a planter, it disappeared. They suspected his dog of eating it and followed her around picking threw poop trying to recover some of the $2000 he had in his wallet.  Well it was about three months later, he was in the back yard and his dog come running up with his wallet in her mouth, covered in dirt, but completely intact and all the money inside.
 
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