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(New York Daily News)   Piper Perabo secretly ... HOLY CRAP that can't be her   (nydailynews.com) divider line 96
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2014-07-28 07:53:56 AM  
Either that's a terrible shot or her makeup artist/plastic surgeon should be shot.
 
2014-07-28 08:05:27 AM  
actress married director-producer

Good career move.
 
2014-07-28 08:20:17 AM  
She married a 51 year old hobo?
 
2014-07-28 08:21:34 AM  
Scary.
 
2014-07-28 08:22:10 AM  
What exactly is off about that photo?
The retro eyeliner thing?


/I'd hit it...cause it ain't coyote ugly.
 
2014-07-28 08:25:14 AM  
...

What? Pretty decent for 37.
 
2014-07-28 08:33:05 AM  
Who?
 
2014-07-28 08:34:41 AM  

John Buck 41: Who?


One of the people that made the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie suck.
 
2014-07-28 08:34:48 AM  
I don't know them.. but she looks pretty good.
 
2014-07-28 08:34:55 AM  

exparrot: What exactly is off about that photo?
The retro horribleeyeliner thing?

/I'd hit it...cause it ain't coyote ugly.


FTFY.

I'd hit it after she scraped off all that horrible makeup.  Who the fark thinks that makes her look better??
 
2014-07-28 08:36:23 AM  
Rode hard and put away wet.
 
2014-07-28 08:38:20 AM  
Looks good to me.
 
2014-07-28 08:40:23 AM  
I've seen much harsher 37's. Aside from the false eyelashes and the overdone make-up, she looks fine.

/[...] then I start losing control.
 
2014-07-28 08:42:04 AM  
She looks better in the second pic.  So the good news is that it's probably makeup and not surgery.
 
2014-07-28 08:48:47 AM  
I though it would've been downhill, considering she was a skier.
 
2014-07-28 08:50:01 AM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

"People in their late 30s usually aren't as attractive as they were in their early 20s"
 
2014-07-28 08:50:51 AM  
IMO, Piper Perabo has never been attractive.
 
2014-07-28 08:54:28 AM  
Could be a bad photo.  She seemed fine in the other recent photos that I've seen.
 
2014-07-28 08:57:18 AM  
Are we sure that second picture was taken at LAX and not where she pulled him out of a boxcar riding the rails and murdering other hobos for bag of home-made wine?
 
2014-07-28 08:58:38 AM  
I caught an older film with her on cable where she falls in love with the florist at her wedding, played by Lena Headey.  I would not recommend seeing it despite the titillating plot.
 
2014-07-28 09:03:27 AM  

CarnySaur: I caught an older film with her on cable where she falls in love with the florist at her wedding, played by Lena Headey.  I would not recommend seeing it despite the titillating plot.


It's "Hedley"!
 
2014-07-28 09:03:43 AM  
I don't know who she is (No, not a "who's that" post, I've just never watched her movies or noticed her in the few I have seen), but why is she marrying an apparent hobo? Why is that guy wearing a hat, and holding a dirty hat? What do they call a dirty sanchez UNDER your lip?

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Enquiring minds want to know!
 
2014-07-28 09:14:18 AM  
We've secretly replaced Piper Perabo with Liv Tyler.  Let's see if anyone notices...
 
2014-07-28 09:17:37 AM  

LesserEvil: I don't know who she is (No, not a "who's that" post, I've just never watched her movies or noticed her in the few I have seen), but why is she marrying an apparent hobo? Why is that guy wearing a hat, and holding a dirty hat? What do they call a dirty sanchez UNDER your lip?



Enquiring minds want to know!


Apparently if you are rich you can wear whatever you want and still get top shelf tail.
 
2014-07-28 09:18:55 AM  
 
2014-07-28 09:20:09 AM  
Did everybody here forget the movie where she gets nekkid with Don Draper's hot young wife?
ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-07-28 09:29:08 AM  
I'd pipe 'er
 
2014-07-28 09:44:26 AM  
According to the internets this dude has also dated Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria...
 
2014-07-28 09:46:22 AM  

Sandman7678: According to the internets this dude has also dated Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria...


So, he's done the celebrity dating equivalent of putting monorails in Ogdenville,  North Haverbrook, and Brockway.
 
2014-07-28 09:49:26 AM  

Cymbal: LesserEvil: I don't know who she is (No, not a "who's that" post, I've just never watched her movies or noticed her in the few I have seen), but why is she marrying an apparent hobo? Why is that guy wearing a hat, and holding a dirty hat? What do they call a dirty sanchez UNDER your lip?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Apparently if you are rich you can wear whatever you want and still get top shelf tail.


Is he wearing a regular pair of jeans underneath a a baggy pair of ripped jeans?
 
2014-07-28 09:50:04 AM  
Plastic surgery to lower her cheekbones or did she just loose weight?
 
2014-07-28 09:56:10 AM  
I was under the impression she was a lesbian. I read an article about it, she was out and everything.
 
2014-07-28 09:56:35 AM  

Bob Falfa: Did everybody here forget the movie where she gets nekkid with Don Draper's hot young wife?
[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1204]


QUICKLY! TO THE NETFLIX!
 
2014-07-28 09:57:44 AM  

MiamiChef: I was under the impression she was a lesbian. I read an article about it, she was out and everything.


perhaps she's more "gender fluid"


/lurves me that term
 
2014-07-28 10:00:03 AM  

Uncle Pooky: IMO, Piper Perabo has never been attractive.


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i291.photobucket.com

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

/just wanted to post more pix
 
2014-07-28 10:03:33 AM  

mekkab: Bob Falfa: Did everybody here forget the movie where she gets nekkid with Don Draper's hot young wife?
[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1204]

QUICKLY! TO THE NETFLIX!


*leaves human shaped silhouette through wall*
 
2014-07-28 10:10:57 AM  
Piper down!
 
2014-07-28 10:12:03 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: "People in their late 30s usually aren't as attractive as they were in their early 20s"


IMO she's as beautiful as ever. Definitely she has aged, but better than most.
 
2014-07-28 10:16:29 AM  

mekkab: MiamiChef: I was under the impression she was a lesbian. I read an article about it, she was out and everything.
perhaps she's more "gender fluid"
/lurves me that term


She's done sex scenes with Lena Heady in like two or three unrelated movies.

Which is just awesome.
 
2014-07-28 10:27:35 AM  
She looks hot in TFA. What exactly is the problem? I'm not seeing anything that merits the "holy crap that can't be her" response.
 
2014-07-28 10:40:27 AM  

mekkab: MiamiChef: I was under the impression she was a lesbian. I read an article about it, she was out and everything.

perhaps she's more "gender fluid"

/lurves me that term




Term refers to gender identity, not sexuality. If you lurve it so much maybe you shouldn't mar it.
 
2014-07-28 10:44:02 AM  

mongbiohazard: She looks hot in TFA. What exactly is the problem? I'm not seeing anything that merits the "holy crap that can't be her" response.


I clearly don't remember what she used to look like, because I think she looks fine according to the article.
 
2014-07-28 10:54:49 AM  

Persnickety: We've secretly replaced Piper Perabo with Liv Tyler Ellen Pompeo.  Let's see if anyone notices...


I'm looking, and I've seen worse plastic surgery jobs, if she had one.
 
2014-07-28 11:06:01 AM  

amindtat: She married a 51 year old hobo?


That's more drunk behind the dumpster than hobo.  Hobo's gots more self respect than to show up looking like that.
 
2014-07-28 11:09:25 AM  

runcible spork: If you lurve it so much maybe you shouldn't mar it.


you're right; I'm conflating two different things.

Suggestions for this case?
 
2014-07-28 11:11:45 AM  
In related news, Frank Zappa and Steve Vai managed to have a love-child together approximately 51 years ago....

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-07-28 11:12:50 AM  

mekkab: MiamiChef: I was under the impression she was a lesbian. I read an article about it, she was out and everything.

perhaps she's more "gender fluid"


/lurves me that term


I'd like to spill a little "gender fluid" on her perabo...

(WAS THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?)
 
2014-07-28 11:13:23 AM  

mekkab: runcible spork: If you lurve it so much maybe you shouldn't mar it.

you're right; I'm conflating two different things.

Suggestions for this case?



BIsexual or pansexual, I guess. Or maybe just open minded.
 
2014-07-28 11:37:43 AM  

mekkab: Bob Falfa: Did everybody here forget the movie where she gets nekkid with Don Draper's hot young wife?
[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1204]

QUICKLY! TO THE NETFLIX!


This isnt a bookmark at all. I still dont understand what is wrong with the pic.
 
2014-07-28 11:39:00 AM  
img.fark.net

I that picture she kind of looks like Chelsea Handler, only without Chelsea Handler's boobs.
 
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