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(Major League Baseball)   Angry Twins outfielder Oswaldo Arcia magically turns his bat into firewood (turn up the audio for the full effect)   (wapc.mlb.com ) divider line
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1774 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jul 2014 at 12:32 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-28 11:24:37 AM  
I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.
 
2014-07-28 12:38:46 PM  
Is the Fail tag for the strikeout butthurt in general? He did succeed with breaking the bat.


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2014-07-28 12:43:10 PM  
carlos-zambrano.com

Approves
 
2014-07-28 01:29:43 PM  
As a Twins fan, I can confidently say that's the most impressive thing Arcia has done as a pro.
 
2014-07-28 02:04:18 PM  
Ain't 'roid rage a biatch.
 
2014-07-28 02:10:28 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

The beard and Paul O'Neill do it the right way.
 
2014-07-28 02:42:28 PM  
A craftsman never blames his tools.
 
2014-07-28 03:37:02 PM  
That's the hardest hit a Twins bat has gotten this season
 
2014-07-28 05:00:18 PM  

abhorrent1: [carlos-zambrano.com image 170x255]

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+1

I can't wait for one of these macho a-holes to break his leg.
 
2014-07-28 05:09:28 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.


I looked at his batting average.

If I was a manager and some kid with his numbers pulled a stunt like that, he'd be on the next bus back to AAA.
 
2014-07-28 05:34:17 PM  

Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.

I looked at his batting average.

If I was a manager and some kid with his numbers pulled a stunt like that, he'd be on the next bus back to AAA.


.303 isn't that bad. He is second on the team in average and top 5 on the team in all other stats.
 
2014-07-28 06:29:11 PM  

Misconduc: The beard and Paul O'Neill do it the right way.


Carlos Perez did it better.

Bo still knows breaking bats, too.
 
2014-07-28 06:46:17 PM  

Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.

I looked at his batting average.

If I was a manager and some kid with his numbers pulled a stunt like that, he'd be on the next bus back to AAA.


lol

Let me repeat that.

lol
 
2014-07-28 08:08:43 PM  

VvonderJesus: That's the hardest hit a Twins bat has gotten this season


As a lifelong Twins fan (I was 4 in 1987 - and that Series made me love The Twins and baseball. Because God is a jerk.) I would like to throw this ditty I cracked this morning:

"No. I don't watch baseball. I'm a Twins fan. I just read the box scores and cry."

/Arcia's piassed because he could have been a star, but he never actually amounted to anything.
 
2014-07-28 10:24:53 PM  
Jedekai:
"No. I don't watch baseball. I'm a Twins fan. I just read the box scores and cry."

/Arcia's piassed because he could have been a star, but he never actually amounted to anything.


www.gonemovies.com

Understands about not amounting to anything.
 
2014-07-28 10:44:21 PM  
Scrolled down and saw the Cueto fail from earlier this year.  If only he'd broken his femur in the process.

/Jason LaRue fan
//Nevar Forget
 
2014-07-29 06:00:16 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.

I looked at his batting average.

If I was a manager and some kid with his numbers pulled a stunt like that, he'd be on the next bus back to AAA.

.303 isn't that bad. He is second on the team in average and top 5 on the team in all other stats.


Better check again. That's a .303 OBP. He's batting .221 with a lower OPS than Sam Fuld. Of the (ouch) seven Twins with enough PAs to qualify for league leaders, he's last in OBP, 6th in slugging and last in OPS.
 
2014-07-29 11:58:50 AM  

Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.

I looked at his batting average.

If I was a manager and some kid with his numbers pulled a stunt like that, he'd be on the next bus back to AAA.

.303 isn't that bad. He is second on the team in average and top 5 on the team in all other stats.

Better check again. That's a .303 OBP. He's batting .221 with a lower OPS than Sam Fuld. Of the (ouch) seven Twins with enough PAs to qualify for league leaders, he's last in OBP, 6th in slugging and last in OPS.


Oh.  You're referring to Arcia.  I thought you meant Gomez.  I withdraw my lols.
 
2014-07-29 04:25:05 PM  

Dafatone: Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: Hoopy Frood: antidisestablishmentarianism: I was at that Gomez game. Look at the score and you'll know why he might have been frustrated.

I looked at his batting average.

If I was a manager and some kid with his numbers pulled a stunt like that, he'd be on the next bus back to AAA.

.303 isn't that bad. He is second on the team in average and top 5 on the team in all other stats.

Better check again. That's a .303 OBP. He's batting .221 with a lower OPS than Sam Fuld. Of the (ouch) seven Twins with enough PAs to qualify for league leaders, he's last in OBP, 6th in slugging and last in OPS.

Oh.  You're referring to Arcia.  I thought you meant Gomez.  I withdraw my lols.


No problem, I tried hijacking a Twins thread.
 
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