Mugato: Wait, you can get paid for that? Dammit!
gerbilpox: Bull semen collector says it's a tricky and dangerous job. "We know just by reading an animal, how far we can push pull things"She's doing it wrong.
Schmerd1948: Pull, don't you mean?
K3rmy: The one time you can whip this one out[armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com image 624x379]
Solty Dog: You would think by now they could make a robot to do that. They would just have to repurpose a realdoll. Or keep it as is and make videos of it. I'm sure there is an online market for that sort of thing.
Lord Farkwad: The only thing that comes from Texas is steers and......you know.
cgraves67: Maybe she tickles his prostate through his anus?
xanadian: You mess with the bull, you get the horn blast of semen.
jaytkay: cgraves67: Maybe she tickles his prostate through his anus?Actually, yes they do."Man the control box to start stimulating ejaculation of the bull. It takes a bit of practice and a "special touch" to be able to get a bull to ejaculate for you, but you must remember to not turn the electrical control up too high, nor too low. "[pad1.whstatic.com image 670x503][pad3.whstatic.com image 670x503]From Wikihow: How to Collect Semen from a Bull
fappomatic: I'm not saying I'd never do a job like that but I'd go in with more than jeans and steel-toe boots.[0.tqn.com image 160x333]
FirstDennis: Everything you need is available right here. http://www.lane-mfg.com/Holy fark is that a mallet in the photo with the "probe?"
firemanbuck: I have friends who at one time raised turkeys for the eggs and they used artificial insemination in the process.Let me tell you that the semen collection process was simply disgusting. Know as "milking the toms" the collector vacuums up the semen from the underside of the turkey by sucking on a tube connected to a jar with a tiny vacuum nozzle on it. Obviously, you don't want to get the jar too full and create a cross-connection to the tube going to your mouth. Or maybe you do, I don't know.
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