Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Popoholic)   Jessica Alba painted the San Diego Comic-Con red this past weekend   (popoholic.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

11634 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Jul 2014 at 11:50 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



48 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-28 10:47:46 AM  
Ewww. Couldn't she wear a pad like a normal woman?
 
2014-07-28 11:55:17 AM  

ZAZ: Ewww. Couldn't she wear a pad like a normal woman?


Tampons are also what normal women use, and are easier to use as a paint brush.
 
2014-07-28 11:59:41 AM  
Too old and too clothed!
 
2014-07-28 12:06:38 PM  
SWEET BABY JESUS!

/Sort of NSFW
 
2014-07-28 12:07:34 PM  

Charlie Chingas: SWEET BABY JESUS!

/Sort of NSFW


http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/malins-sister-jennifer-akerman-sweat y -hot-workout-for-galore/
 
2014-07-28 12:08:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-28 12:17:20 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: ZAZ: Ewww. Couldn't she wear a pad like a normal woman?

Tampons are also what normal women use, and are easier to use as a paint brush.


True, but using a brush to paint the town red would take forever. She should stick with the pads, maybe even the ones with wings that could fly around and get the hard to reach spots.
 
2014-07-28 12:19:29 PM  

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 480x361]


And considering she's going up against Eva Green in the new one(who has no trouble displaying the assets), she might want to start re-thinking it.
 
2014-07-28 12:20:03 PM  
Not to be confused with the whole San Diego Conic-Con show, which was dominated by Megan Fox and her drool-inducing sexiness.

c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-28 12:26:15 PM  

dualplains: Not to be confused with the whole San Diego Conic-Con show


I actually read that as Colonic-Con which sounds like something I would equally avoid.
 
2014-07-28 12:38:04 PM  

Flappyhead: Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 480x361]

And considering she's going up against Eva Green in the new one(who has no trouble displaying the assets), she might want to start re-thinking it.


Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.
 
2014-07-28 01:06:20 PM  
I love Eva Green. Much better actress than Alba.

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-28 01:17:57 PM  
I was hoping to see Jessica Alba in red body paint.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-07-28 01:21:50 PM  

AeAe: I love Eva Green. Much better actress than Alba.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x381]


It's truly amazing considering that both of her arms were amputated above the elbow.
 
2014-07-28 01:42:04 PM  
I'd tongue-punch her fart box.
 
2014-07-28 01:42:34 PM  

FarkingReading: AeAe: I love Eva Green. Much better actress than Alba.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x381]

It's truly amazing considering that both of her arms were amputated above the elbow.


Fun Fact: Eva Green could be missing 40% of her body parts and STILL be sexier than Jessica Alba.
 
2014-07-28 02:02:15 PM  

ferretman: I'd tongue-punch her fart box.


Enjoy the Derek Jeter-sourced herp.
 
2014-07-28 02:06:11 PM  

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 480x361]


This pretty much sums up her whole career. All attitude, shiatty acting and even worse disposition.
 
2014-07-28 02:18:36 PM  

FarkingReading: AeAe: I love Eva Green. Much better actress than Alba.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x381]

It's truly amazing considering that both of her arms were amputated above the elbow.


It's what they call "dedication to the craft" in the acting world. Ever wonder why Sherilyn Fenn stopped acting? Here's why:

upload.wikimedia.org

/Respect.
 
2014-07-28 02:23:04 PM  

gerrymander: why Sherilyn Fenn stopped acting

...

She's currently appearing on Showtime's Ray Donovan series.

/admittedly, she's like 13th-14th listed in the credits and usually in the "guest starring" section, but she's there.
 
2014-07-28 02:41:41 PM  
Tax Boy:

This. Tits or GTFO.

I'm not so sure I'm going to go see this Sin City in the theater. I saw the first one that way......... but then Frank Miller made The Spirit and finally completed his descent in to madness, apparently.
 
2014-07-28 02:44:59 PM  
Tax Boy:

I see this has already been covered. Thanks!
 
2014-07-28 02:46:27 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: FarkingReading: AeAe: I love Eva Green. Much better actress than Alba.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x381]

It's truly amazing considering that both of her arms were amputated above the elbow.

Fun Fact: Eva Green could be missing 40% of her body parts and STILL be sexier than Jessica Alba.


This. She was the only reason to watch the new 300 movie.
 
2014-07-28 02:55:41 PM  
Fine. If you guys want to hate on Jessica, feel free.  I will take the high road and extend her an invititation to visit me in my mom's basement.
 
2014-07-28 02:58:05 PM  

K3rmy: Fine. If you guys want to hate on Jessica, feel free.  I will take the high road and extend her an invititation to visit me in my mom's basement.


Nobody said we wouldn't tap that ass.
 
2014-07-28 03:32:34 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Nobody said we wouldn't tap that ass.


I wouldn't; not because she isn't attractive but because I am a racist.
 
2014-07-28 03:35:46 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Too old and too clothed!


Scroll down to the bottom of the article for links to bikini pictures. Popoholic is pretty reliable in that area.
 
2014-07-28 03:36:42 PM  

FarkingReading: AeAe: I love Eva Green. Much better actress than Alba.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x381]

It's truly amazing considering that both of her arms were amputated above the elbow.


Umm.. I think she's wearing long black gloves in that picture.  I could be wrong and she's really a double amputee.
 
2014-07-28 03:40:33 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Nobody said we wouldn't tap that ass.

I wouldn't; not because she isn't attractive but because I am a racist.


It's all pink were it counts.
 
2014-07-28 03:44:07 PM  
Oh, Eva Green fans - she's fantastic in Penny Dreadful.
 
2014-07-28 03:44:09 PM  

whither_apophis: Flappyhead: Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 480x361]

And considering she's going up against Eva Green in the new one(who has no trouble displaying the assets), she might want to start re-thinking it.

Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.


It helps that she's one of those women whose so insanely good looking you're not sure she's even real.
 
2014-07-28 03:47:29 PM  

whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.


NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.
 
2014-07-28 04:02:58 PM  

Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.


Gentlemen, we are in total agreement.
 
2014-07-28 04:20:24 PM  

Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.


Wow.  They're real and they're fantastic!
 
2014-07-28 04:20:30 PM  

Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.


I would count myself in that number. I own the DVD of "Dreamers" because of her if nothing else.

But

Back to Jessica: When I read a story about her being sexy the first thing that comes to mind is no nudity which to me is anti-sexy in an actor. I think she should shock us now at this point and play a role with full frontal close up nudity with no merkin.
 
2014-07-28 04:38:44 PM  

Profedius: Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.

I would count myself in that number. I own the DVD of "Dreamers" because of her if nothing else.

But

Back to Jessica: When I read a story about her being sexy the first thing that comes to mind is no nudity which to me is anti-sexy in an actor. I think she should shock us now at this point and play a role with full frontal close up nudity with no merkin.


Rosario Dawson style... I like it.
 
2014-07-28 05:12:20 PM  

Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.


You are a true gentleman my friend; I am honored to count you as a true inspiration in the pursuit of beauty!

She got her some fine tittays! Oh hell ja's
 
2014-07-28 05:24:23 PM  
Look, Eva Green is hot.  No doubt about it.  And her willingness to flash her naughty bits at the drop of a hat is inspiring.  But Jessica Alba is nuclear hot, even though she is not particularly "Sexy".  She seems like a good girl who probably had some very strong male role models in her life that somehow prevented her from discovering what magical power she could wield over men if she merely let them think they had a chance at licking the sweat from her thong at night.
 
2014-07-28 05:27:59 PM  
Look, Jessica is beautiful and all, but lets not go around pretending she has noteworthy cleavage.
 
2014-07-28 05:56:25 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Profedius: Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.

I would count myself in that number. I own the DVD of "Dreamers" because of her if nothing else.

But

Back to Jessica: When I read a story about her being sexy the first thing that comes to mind is no nudity which to me is anti-sexy in an actor. I think she should shock us now at this point and play a role with full frontal close up nudity with no merkin.

Rosario Dawson style... I like it.


I am hitting a blank there and I can't Google search that here at work. Eva Green gave us a nicelong lasting close up no merkin in "Dreamers"
 
2014-07-28 08:42:38 PM  

Profedius: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Profedius: Sinbox: whither_apophis: Eva Green must have a "will have nudity" clause in her contracts.

/I'm OK with that.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
as am i, good sir.

as. am. i.

I would count myself in that number. I own the DVD of "Dreamers" because of her if nothing else.

But

Back to Jessica: When I read a story about her being sexy the first thing that comes to mind is no nudity which to me is anti-sexy in an actor. I think she should shock us now at this point and play a role with full frontal close up nudity with no merkin.

Rosario Dawson style... I like it.

I am hitting a blank there and I can't Google search that here at work. Eva Green gave us a nicelong lasting close up no merkin in "Dreamers"


motherofgod.jpg

/once more unto the bunk
 
2014-07-28 09:01:55 PM  
Gentlemen, we are in total agreement.

that's not nude, just topless; nudity requires a bush, IMHO
 
2014-07-28 09:07:17 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: that's not nude, just topless; nudity requires a bush, IMHO


if you insist, mr. pedant.

nsfw? ya betcha life.
 
2014-07-28 09:16:51 PM  
and one final more whilst i wait for the messagel which will begin my evening in earnest.

/oh, so very nsfw.
//message received.
///have a better one.
 
2014-07-28 09:50:40 PM  

Sinbox: gerrymander: why Sherilyn Fenn stopped acting...

She's currently appearing on Showtime's Ray Donovan series.

/admittedly, she's like 13th-14th listed in the credits and usually in the "guest starring" section, but she's there.


That's you, missing the joke.
 
2014-07-28 10:11:50 PM  

Sinbox: and one final more whilst i wait for the messagel which will begin my evening in earnest.

/oh, so very nsfw.
//message received.
///have a better one.


Sinbox: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: that's not nude, just topless; nudity requires a bush, IMHO

if you insist, mr. pedant.

nsfw? ya betcha life.



Nope, can't do it. Did you see those dinner plate areolas? Way below my standards.
 
2014-07-29 12:07:22 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Gentlemen, we are in total agreement.

that's not nude, just topless; nudity requires a bush, IMHO


You must not have clicked the first link. Big ole bush there
 
2014-07-29 03:09:49 PM  
she was way hotter in Flipper...
 
Displayed 48 of 48 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report