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2014-07-27 08:46:17 PM  
I don't know, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.
 
2014-07-27 08:48:52 PM  
Who ARE these people???
 
2014-07-27 09:06:25 PM  
Mulva?
 
2014-07-27 11:50:37 PM  
I got all of them but the chocolate covered pepper and the iPhone looking ones.

So you think you're spongeworthy?

Break down your case for me again?

You gonna do something about those sideburns?
 
2014-07-27 11:53:33 PM  
We allow 'sushi' and 'tsunami' into our language and now the Japanese want us to accept 'emoji'?

No. fark you, Japan. I'm not going to accept your shiatty little cutsey word.
 
2014-07-28 12:27:32 AM  
i0.huffpost.com

There were black people on Seinfeld?  And is that Heisenberg in the lower right?
 
2014-07-28 12:27:46 AM  
yada, yada, yada...it's over before it started.
 
2014-07-28 02:18:07 AM  

fusillade762: [i0.huffpost.com image 570x238]

There were black people on Seinfeld?  And is that Heisenberg in the lower right?


www.thehollywoodnews.com
 
2014-07-28 04:24:07 AM  
Staff has now informed me of what an emoji is.

I'm only left with more questions.
 
2014-07-28 05:15:46 AM  
Those look like shiat.
 
2014-07-28 05:18:46 AM  

FetusAGoGo: Those look like shiat.


Indeed.

Seinfeld is still a thing?
 
2014-07-28 05:24:53 AM  
I saw one of those Cramer paintings out with somebody's trash the other day.
 
2014-07-28 06:45:37 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I got all of them but the chocolate covered pepper and the iPhone looking ones.

So you think you're spongeworthy?

Break down your case for me again?

You gonna do something about those sideburns?


The chocolate covered pepper is a marble rye.
The iPhone looking one is possibly the electronic organizer/tip calculator that was thrown out a window?
 
2014-07-28 06:50:31 AM  
Ever seen one of those?
 
2014-07-28 06:51:06 AM  
Yeah
 
2014-07-28 06:52:36 AM  
Wudya think?
 
2014-07-28 07:01:57 AM  
If I use these will my teenagers think I'm cool?
 
2014-07-28 07:04:19 AM  
What emotion does the chocolate-covered peppers/marbled rye convey?
 
2014-07-28 07:04:41 AM  

TommyymmoT: FetusAGoGo: Those look like shiat.

Indeed.

Seinfeld is still a thing?


There are people (white suburbanites) that still celebrate Festivus. You know, the topic of that one show 20 years ago.
 
2014-07-28 07:05:43 AM  
Does the Kramer one change into a racial slur and then disappear into obscurity?
 
2014-07-28 07:25:26 AM  
SERENITY NOW!
 
2014-07-28 07:46:33 AM  
What, no fuzzy hat?

www.chic-steals.com
 
2014-07-28 07:56:23 AM  

Schmerd1948: What emotion does the chocolate-covered peppers/marbled rye convey?


I think it's supposed to be the eclair that George ate out of the garbage.
 
2014-07-28 08:12:52 AM  

tillerman35: Schmerd1948: What emotion does the chocolate-covered peppers/marbled rye convey?

I think it's supposed to be the eclair that George ate out of the garbage.


It was sort of on top.  Above the rim.
 
2014-07-28 08:15:14 AM  

Cheron: If I use these will my teenagers think I'm cool?


Well first you have to sit them down and make them watch a dozen or more episodes with you so they understand the background behind them.  I'm sure it's on cable somewhere. Then you have to find a message where a George emoji makes sense.  Good luck with all that.

Did anyone else notive the names they used in the little slideshow at the bottom of the page?  Elane for Elaine, Kragnor for Kramer, etc. So they were too chicken to use the real character names.
 
2014-07-28 08:16:37 AM  
Let me ask you something. If you stuck your hand in one of those emojis, could you take it out?
 
2014-07-28 08:24:54 AM  
Never! You hate him because he's doing more with your name than you ever will! Yah-yah
 
2014-07-28 08:49:22 AM  

FetusAGoGo: Those look like shiat.


Yep.  If I didn't know they were supposed to be Seinfeld related, I probably couldn't identify half of them at all.

What is second from the right on the bottom row, anyway?
 
2014-07-28 09:23:18 AM  
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
 
2014-07-28 09:34:07 AM  
Are they allowed to take them back?
 
2014-07-28 09:35:49 AM  

fusillade762: And is that Heisenberg in the lower right?


Mike Moffit, the bookie

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-28 09:37:01 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: the chocolate covered pepper and the iPhone looking ones.


Thats the marble rye
 
2014-07-28 09:45:37 AM  
No Library Cop?
 
2014-07-28 09:47:02 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: We allow 'sushi' and 'tsunami' into our language and now the Japanese want us to accept 'emoji'?

No. fark you, Japan. I'm not going to accept your shiatty little cutsey word.


fark the word 'emoticon' though. These things aren't worth four syllables.
 
2014-07-28 09:49:20 AM  
Real and spectacular emoji missing.
 
2014-07-28 09:49:44 AM  
Is the iPhone one ironic because most of the episodes couldn't happen if they all had phones?
 
2014-07-28 09:50:40 AM  
"Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy. All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death... which is not far off by the way."
 
2014-07-28 09:55:38 AM  
Who's this?
img.fark.net
I also don't get the iPhone, iPod, black and white photo and the breakfast plate..??
 
2014-07-28 10:03:31 AM  

One of them Tuckjobs: "Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy. All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death... which is not far off by the way."


One the greatest lines in all of TV.
 
2014-07-28 10:15:52 AM  

LandOfChocolate: fusillade762: And is that Heisenberg in the lower right?

Mike Moffit, the bookie


They're labeled here and it is Tim Whatley. But he looks like Walter White.
 
2014-07-28 10:22:21 AM  

TimSTP: Who's this?
[img.fark.net image 110x102]
I also don't get the iPhone, iPod, black and white photo and the breakfast plate..??


Sue Ellen Mishke? The other one is probably the black and white cookie.
 
2014-07-28 10:31:20 AM  
Where is the bowl of soup with an x over it? Ehh, I don't know what they could do for that.
 
2014-07-28 10:45:17 AM  

Mugato: Is the iPhone one ironic because most of the episodes couldn't happen if they all had phones?


Not most, but certainly a significant minority of subplots.

Mugato: LandOfChocolate: fusillade762: And is that Heisenberg in the lower right?

Mike Moffit, the bookie

They're labeled here and it is Tim Whatley. But he looks like Walter White.


Ah, yes.  Who can forget the memorable episodes about "Samsang Galaxy S5 ", "The Apple Store ", "Kragnor", or "Barry Obame "?
 
2014-07-28 10:52:49 AM  
Hey, it's me
 
2014-07-28 11:02:09 AM  
No Fusilli Jerry.

/ Emoji fail.
 
2014-07-28 11:05:44 AM  

TimSTP: Who's this?
[img.fark.net image 110x102]
I also don't get the iPhone, iPod, black and white photo and the breakfast plate..??


Susan Ross? Bovary?
 
2014-07-28 11:48:34 AM  
Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!
 
2014-07-28 12:15:33 PM  

NeoCortex42: Mugato: Is the iPhone one ironic because most of the episodes couldn't happen if they all had phones?

Not most, but certainly a significant minority of subplots.

Mugato: LandOfChocolate: fusillade762: And is that Heisenberg in the lower right?

Mike Moffit, the bookie

They're labeled here and it is Tim Whatley. But he looks like Walter White.

Ah, yes.  Who can forget the memorable episodes about "Samsang Galaxy S5 ", "The Apple Store ", "Kragnor", or "Barry Obame "?


Yeeeeah, I'm standing by my answer.  Whatley never looked like that on the show.
 
2014-07-28 12:16:01 PM  
Practically the only thing from Seinfeld I ever hear still is some variation on "No soup for you!", and predictably that emoji isn't there (soup with a strike-line or neg-circle).
 
2014-07-28 12:25:15 PM  

deadsanta: Practically the only thing from Seinfeld I ever hear still is some variation on "No soup for you!", and predictably that emoji isn't there (soup with a strike-line or neg-circle).


Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're runnin' outta you!
 
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