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(Philly.com)   Breast feeding equipment? In my vending machines? It's more likely than you think   (philly.com ) divider line
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2014-07-27 08:45:11 PM  
Suppy x Demand
 
2014-07-27 08:49:20 PM  
Wait... breast feeding equipment?

/tits in a vending machine?
 
2014-07-27 09:13:19 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... breast feeding equipment?

/tits in a vending machine?


Heh!

You wish
 
2014-07-27 09:30:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... breast feeding equipment?

/tits in a vending machine?

Heh!

You wish


I was thinking I really don't get out enough
 
2014-07-27 10:40:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... breast feeding equipment?

/tits in a vending machine?

Heh!

You wish

I was thinking I really don't get out enough


NSFW
 
2014-07-27 10:56:53 PM  
What do you feed a breast? I've tried semen and it hasn't made 'em any bigger.
 
2014-07-27 11:25:10 PM  
Breast-feeding vending machines?

Why would anyone breast-feed a vending machine?
 
2014-07-27 11:29:24 PM  
Does it take silver dollars?
 
2014-07-27 11:31:51 PM  

zamboni: What do you feed a breast? I've tried semen and it hasn't made 'em any bigger.


Rookie mistake.  If you want to make the breasts bigger you need to feed semen to the vagina.
 
2014-07-27 11:43:13 PM  

bearded clamorer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... breast feeding equipment?

/tits in a vending machine?

Heh!

You wish

I was thinking I really don't get out enough

NSFW


But I just wanted the soiled underwear.
 
2014-07-27 11:46:27 PM  

doglover: Suppy x Demand


Yeah - this is a great example of someone's pet issue that get a whole lot of attention but no one really cares about.
 
2014-07-27 11:59:49 PM  
Had my attention at "use butter as a nipple cream ".
 
2014-07-28 12:01:12 AM  
"at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore "

With handy photo of what a vending machine IN JAPAN might look like.

/they don't even try anymore
 
2014-07-28 12:06:15 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... breast feeding equipment?

/tits in a vending machine?

egear.ru

Survey says.....yes.
 
2014-07-28 07:39:30 AM  
Ah Philly, the liberal white guilt victim capital of the East.
 
2014-07-28 09:02:49 AM  

zamboni: What do you feed a breast? I've tried semen and it hasn't made 'em any bigger.


Try slobber instead.
 
2014-07-28 09:42:33 AM  
Odd.
 
2014-07-28 09:51:23 AM  
The machine, which was installed last month, stocks pump accessories, storage bottles, breast pads and nipple cream, among other supplies for nursing mothers.

It also has phone numbers of guys who have a lactation fetish, just in case any of the mothers are looking for an easy date.
 
2014-07-28 01:32:22 PM  
Just ask male coworker, most will be more than happy to help.
 
2014-07-28 03:32:13 PM  
When the monsters were little, I wished for a diaper vending machine (especially after QuikTrip stopped selling packages of diapers - yeah, I'm really old).

And vending machines that sold ready-to-go formula, perhaps already bottled in sterile packages.

/Now I'm looking for one that dispenses Chippendale's dancers.
 
2014-07-28 08:57:28 PM  
The article made me thirsty.
 
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