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(News 13 Orlando)   World's Worst Arsonist: Confused man sets himself on fire attempting to burn down an occupied home   (mynews13.com) divider line 19
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2014-07-27 11:19:54 PM  
Residents in this apartment complex tell me the flames came all the way to the second floor.

Switching to first person in the middle of the article? Are there no editors anymore?
 
2014-07-28 01:18:36 AM  
world's worst articleist
 
2014-07-28 01:19:00 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-28 01:20:51 AM  
"And he just started splashing the gasoline on it. And I said my granddaughter's in there. And he said you better get her. So I ran in and my other girlfriend who came in from out of town said there's a child in there. He said I don't give a damn," said Bailey.

Almost reads like "To Kill a Mockingbirg."
 
2014-07-28 01:20:59 AM  
That's the first time stop, drop, and roll didn't help at all.
 
2014-07-28 01:24:13 AM  
Sounds like World's Best Arsonist to me.
 
2014-07-28 01:31:10 AM  
As an arsonist he sucks. If it was his job he would probably be summarily dismissed.
 
2014-07-28 01:40:18 AM  
I was Petrified.

but apparently changed her name to Kathy.
 
2014-07-28 01:59:07 AM  
"Police say Avery rolled on the ground, an act which may have put that fire out, but led to his arrest because he dropped a set of keys and his wallet."

If man was made in God's image then that must be some stoner running the Universe.
 
2014-07-28 02:17:52 AM  

fusillade762: Are there no editors anymore?


Of course not.
 
2014-07-28 02:58:12 AM  

AbuHashish: "And he just started splashing the gasoline on it. And I said my granddaughter's in there. And he said you better get her. So I ran in and my other girlfriend who came in from out of town said there's a child in there. He said I don't give a damn," said Bailey.

Almost reads like "To Kill a Mockingbirg."


And right there is where you draw your weapon, and put two bullets in his gut.
 
2014-07-28 03:33:01 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-28 05:08:41 AM  
"... Arthur Avery did not find who he was looking for, a man by the name of Ted ..."

Isn't he a TV cameraman?

/ obscure?
 
2014-07-28 06:52:51 AM  
Avery has been labelled as a dumb-arsonist.
 
2014-07-28 07:21:19 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: As an arsonist he sucks. If it was his job he would probably be summarily dismissed.


Well, he is, being dismissed from the general public.  Professional arsonists know to go to Detroit's School of Arson.  If you can't afford that top notch school, Flint's School of Arson still provides a fairly close high standard of burn and go academics.  Intentional burnings usually are abandoned houses, or occupied trailer parks.  The apartments burn all by themselves.
 
2014-07-28 08:16:36 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Avery has been labelled as a dumb-arsonist.


www.the-games-blog.com
 
2014-07-28 09:43:51 AM  

2.bp.blogspot.com


My life for you!

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2014-07-28 01:02:41 PM  

ultraholland: I was Petrified.

but apparently changed her name to Kathy.


Apparently, being Petrified is much worse than being petrified.
 
2014-07-28 01:12:04 PM  
www.jamspreader.com

That'll learn 'em.
 
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