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(Gothamist)   Naked blue smurfs in Times Square with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures of said naked blue smurfs   (gothamist.com) divider line 24
    More: Amusing, Times Square, NSFW, Columbus Circle, public lewdness, swarms  
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25654 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2014 at 6:14 PM (8 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-27 07:53:14 PM
6 votes:
I feel sorry for the guys, all of them suffering from blue balls.
2014-07-27 07:18:24 PM
6 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


Your vagina must be huge.
2014-07-27 06:40:13 PM
6 votes:
I just blue myself.
2014-07-27 07:55:55 PM
2 votes:
Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.
2014-07-27 07:46:15 PM
2 votes:

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Yeah.
You need some?
2014-07-27 07:07:00 PM
2 votes:
http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.
2014-07-27 07:01:24 PM
2 votes:
I haven't seen that many floppy blue wangs since the Doctor Manhattan look-alike contest
2014-07-27 06:47:13 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?


Knowing hippies it's probably mashed blueberries with water and flour as a thickening agent.  Worst case scenario the women create some new fad in hipster bread dough.
2014-07-27 06:45:19 PM
2 votes:
Does no one have pubes anymore?
2014-07-27 11:00:47 PM
1 votes:

TheSwizz: Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?

Knowing hippies it's probably mashed blueberries with water and flour as a thickening agent.  Worst case scenario the women create some new fad in hipster bread dough.


It got a rise out of me.
2014-07-27 10:15:01 PM
1 votes:
Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby
2014-07-27 08:00:35 PM
1 votes:

E5bie: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Idiot.

If you haven't learned to appreciate dicks of all sizes, it is obviously YOU who is lacking in sexual creativity.
Different acts for different packs.

...And if it takes you more than 20 seconds to switch from being pounded by a size 9-wide dildo to squeezing tight on a hot, dripping, size 4 man cock, then you are clearly lacking in elasticity as well.


Wow, this thread got really awkward, really fast.

/I may need a cold shower...
2014-07-27 07:39:48 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Megahertz: They walked by me yesterday. I didn't notice they were blue so just thought, "Oh, blue painted people. Nice. Wonder where I should go eat tonight."

/ten years here
//not much fazes me anymore.


Try the olive garden!

//more offended by that being in the center of Western Civilization than by blue wieners...
2014-07-27 07:36:45 PM
1 votes:

Fissile: cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?

I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.


Nah. There were some mechanical issues and we pulled the wrong combo of levers. Easiest way to fix it was to switch the tags. Next time we know how to do it and leave the tag.

Thanks,
Mod from Flyoverville
2014-07-27 07:36:29 PM
1 votes:

Pribar: Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."

You said dick twice...


He really likes dick.
2014-07-27 07:26:37 PM
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


I'm from Missouri so you will have to show me )
2014-07-27 07:24:31 PM
1 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.


She must drive a Hummer and own guns?
2014-07-27 07:24:29 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.


Yup she is at least a 12 on the Budweiser scale

/The budweiser scale is how many Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her
2014-07-27 07:23:25 PM
1 votes:

Gleeman: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

You sound loose.


You sound small :D
2014-07-27 07:21:03 PM
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


You sound loose.
2014-07-27 06:55:35 PM
1 votes:
Some of those were very nice, however my wife said no when I offered to pull out my airbrush and paint her.
2014-07-27 06:54:41 PM
1 votes:
I'd smurf the smurf out of a few of those smurfettes
2014-07-27 06:42:17 PM
1 votes:
A real boobies link on the main page? It's been so long...

And I'd totally smurf some of those models in the smurf with my smurf, if you know what I'm smurfing about.

And I'm smurfing sure you do.
2014-07-27 06:34:08 PM
1 votes:
They walked by me yesterday. I didn't notice they were blue so just thought, "Oh, blue painted people. Nice. Wonder where I should go eat tonight."

/ten years here
//not much fazes me anymore.
 
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