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(Gothamist)   Naked blue smurfs in Times Square with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures of said naked blue smurfs   (gothamist.com) divider line 18
    More: Amusing, Times Square, NSFW, Columbus Circle, public lewdness, swarms  
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25799 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2014 at 6:14 PM (35 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-27 04:49:41 PM  
4 votes:
Very Cool, good for them.
2014-07-27 07:12:21 PM  
2 votes:
And the bonus here is, these naked peeps aren't lewd...it's quite artistic.  And that's coming from an uncultured clod like myself.

*swigs down a bottle of Bud Lite*
2014-07-28 07:27:54 AM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


I'm a chick and size doesn't matter. I've never been desperate for dick (could usually get one whenever I wanted) and I most certainly know what I'm doing in the sack. Call me a liar if you must, but not all of us are size queens, so don't generalize your preferences and insult those of us who may disagree.

My experience has been that guys with big cocks are lazy lovers, as they think their dick is the center of the universe.  Give me a guy with a little less who will try a little harder any day.


/happily married to a brilliant geek that you would pass on for superficial reasons
//multi-orgasmic too
2014-07-28 06:43:14 AM  
1 votes:
Blue Labia would make an cool band name.
2014-07-28 03:56:39 AM  
1 votes:
Augh, of all the times for sexy Smurfs, it has to be the one where I'm on pain medication after surgery and can't "help" myself out of this "hard" situation.
2014-07-28 12:14:32 AM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby

You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.


It always confuses me when other men seem to have problem with this concept. Some women? Sure, if she has never been in situations were she's seen the same man naked in both states. But that would go away rather quickly if you were in a relationship for any length of time. Eventually you'll witness it in its full floppy glory (or lack of glory).
2014-07-27 09:08:59 PM  
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?


you should try adbock in firefox
2014-07-27 08:43:21 PM  
1 votes:
Also, is the paint edible?
2014-07-27 08:00:35 PM  
1 votes:

E5bie: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Idiot.

If you haven't learned to appreciate dicks of all sizes, it is obviously YOU who is lacking in sexual creativity.
Different acts for different packs.

...And if it takes you more than 20 seconds to switch from being pounded by a size 9-wide dildo to squeezing tight on a hot, dripping, size 4 man cock, then you are clearly lacking in elasticity as well.


Wow, this thread got really awkward, really fast.

/I may need a cold shower...
2014-07-27 07:53:14 PM  
1 votes:
I feel sorry for the guys, all of them suffering from blue balls.
2014-07-27 07:30:02 PM  
1 votes:

MassAsster: ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?

no thank god


I Kinda miss the days when I had to floss after going down on a lady, I don't miss coughing up those hairballs though
2014-07-27 07:29:57 PM  
1 votes:

cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?


I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.
2014-07-27 07:26:58 PM  
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


no thank god
2014-07-27 07:18:24 PM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


Your vagina must be huge.
2014-07-27 07:08:37 PM  
1 votes:
The blue hotties were enjoyable.

The blue tubbies were not so enjoyable.

The blue penises were probably enjoyed by people other than myself.

/I agree.
//Nice to see a NSFW post on the Main page.
2014-07-27 07:07:00 PM  
1 votes:
http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.
2014-07-27 06:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
I'd smurf the smurf out of a few of those smurfettes
2014-07-27 06:45:19 PM  
1 votes:
Does no one have pubes anymore?
 
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