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(Gothamist)   Naked blue smurfs in Times Square with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures of said naked blue smurfs   (gothamist.com) divider line 127
    More: Amusing, Times Square, NSFW, Columbus Circle, public lewdness, swarms  
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25757 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2014 at 6:14 PM (21 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-27 10:21:31 PM  

dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby


You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.
 
2014-07-27 10:29:22 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Strangely enough, unattractive people look less scary when they're painted in interesting designs.


Agreed, like that large black lady, normally one would run for the eye-bleach, but with the painting it was, Hmm, not a bad picture on that disgusting body.
 
2014-07-27 10:30:39 PM  
Am I the last man on earth without shaved balls?
 
2014-07-27 10:37:21 PM  
Was wondering if any of them was playing Ingress, since one of the factions is blue, and known as smurfs. But I don't see any smartphones 😆
 
2014-07-27 10:50:15 PM  
Jeng, maybe that's the point, that there are no disgusting bodies, only the filters society teaches us to apply to them. Golub's paint disconnects that stereotype in our brains and allows us to see the beauty that's really there./would love to do this next year.
 
2014-07-27 10:51:20 PM  
White Blue People Problems
 
2014-07-27 11:00:47 PM  

TheSwizz: Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?

Knowing hippies it's probably mashed blueberries with water and flour as a thickening agent.  Worst case scenario the women create some new fad in hipster bread dough.


It got a rise out of me.
 
2014-07-27 11:13:34 PM  

lhs2130: Was wondering if any of them was playing Ingress, since one of the factions is blue, and known as smurfs. But I don't see any smartphones 😆


I try to limit my naked Ingressing to recharging my stuff while at home... and perhaps once or twice when partying in range of someones couch portal.

/L14 Smurf
 
2014-07-27 11:59:00 PM  
I don't know why I read all these farkin comments and I can't tell who is serious or not... but then again, I am smurfed up and you smurfers are weird folk.
 
2014-07-28 12:14:32 AM  

Begoggle: dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby

You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.


It always confuses me when other men seem to have problem with this concept. Some women? Sure, if she has never been in situations were she's seen the same man naked in both states. But that would go away rather quickly if you were in a relationship for any length of time. Eventually you'll witness it in its full floppy glory (or lack of glory).
 
2014-07-28 12:16:04 AM  

jchuffyman: Begoggle: dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby

You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.

It always confuses me when other men seem to have problems with this concept. Some women? Sure, if she has never been in situations where she's seen the same man naked in both states. But that would go away rather quickly if you were in a relationship for any length of time. Eventually you'll witness it in its full floppy glory (or lack of glory).


FTFM..I think I need some sleep
 
2014-07-28 12:40:33 AM  

Michal: Am I the last man on earth without shaved balls?


Yes, Yes you are, since we made the wimmens do it they made us do it as well.
 
2014-07-28 01:11:22 AM  
Redheads gimme da blues.
 
2014-07-28 02:23:38 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


How are you doing? :-)
 
2014-07-28 03:56:39 AM  
Augh, of all the times for sexy Smurfs, it has to be the one where I'm on pain medication after surgery and can't "help" myself out of this "hard" situation.
 
2014-07-28 04:03:47 AM  

Michal: Am I the last man on earth without shaved balls?


Yuppers,  you should try it,  you'll feel great!
 
2014-07-28 04:05:26 AM  
I'd like to hit #42 right between the eyes;
NSFW
 
2014-07-28 05:32:39 AM  
Hyperbole and Minutia
Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?

NSFW
http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_table&u=http%3A%2F%2Fgothamis t. com%2F2014%2F07%2F27%2Fnsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.php



Now with 2736x1824 "full size" versions of the images.
 
2014-07-28 06:43:14 AM  
Blue Labia would make an cool band name.
 
2014-07-28 07:27:54 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


I'm a chick and size doesn't matter. I've never been desperate for dick (could usually get one whenever I wanted) and I most certainly know what I'm doing in the sack. Call me a liar if you must, but not all of us are size queens, so don't generalize your preferences and insult those of us who may disagree.

My experience has been that guys with big cocks are lazy lovers, as they think their dick is the center of the universe.  Give me a guy with a little less who will try a little harder any day.


/happily married to a brilliant geek that you would pass on for superficial reasons
//multi-orgasmic too
 
2014-07-28 08:40:38 AM  
Well, time to go smurf off..
 
2014-07-28 09:18:35 AM  

jpo2269: "irregardless" of the boobies, there was some very impressive paint work there....


You really think that is impressive? I bet you have tattoos.
 
2014-07-28 03:32:16 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


How about if it is long and thick when erect, just not when it isn't? I am sure I would not be impressive in that area just walking around unexcited. With some of the ladies in those photos I think I might have a problem not being excited.

Pretty cool story. I would kind of like to see what some of them look like without the body paint not necessarily nude, but that would be nice.
 
2014-07-28 04:08:04 PM  
Of course "Images disabled in this thread ". Of course.
 
2014-07-28 07:24:14 PM  
Ha ha. Just checked how many comments in response to mine I received. I love it!

You people always keep me laughing -- and I really appreciate it. I post what I post to get a reaction -- kind of selfishly. Because I honestly enjoy the rampant silliness and laughing hysterically. Otherwise, my life kinda sucks ass.

So, cheers to ALL who responded to me.
 
2014-07-28 09:23:17 PM  
I thought the Blue Dude Group was in Vegas.
 
2014-07-28 10:48:00 PM  
It not that we're prudes or religious, you're just ugly. Cover up those ugly bodies with the Chinese slave labor clothes that you have. Except 2 of you. You are good to see naked.
 
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