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(Gothamist)   Naked blue smurfs in Times Square with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures of said naked blue smurfs   (gothamist.com) divider line 127
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2014-07-27 04:49:41 PM  
Very Cool, good for them.
 
2014-07-27 05:14:16 PM  
Lower-than-normal percentage of people who should not be seen naked by anyone. Nice find, subby.
 
2014-07-27 06:34:08 PM  
They walked by me yesterday. I didn't notice they were blue so just thought, "Oh, blue painted people. Nice. Wonder where I should go eat tonight."

/ten years here
//not much fazes me anymore.
 
2014-07-27 06:40:13 PM  
I just blue myself.
 
2014-07-27 06:42:17 PM  
A real boobies link on the main page? It's been so long...

And I'd totally smurf some of those models in the smurf with my smurf, if you know what I'm smurfing about.

And I'm smurfing sure you do.
 
2014-07-27 06:43:03 PM  
Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?
 
2014-07-27 06:45:19 PM  
Does no one have pubes anymore?
 
2014-07-27 06:45:41 PM  
somebody has a case of droopy eyes
 
2014-07-27 06:47:13 PM  

Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?


Knowing hippies it's probably mashed blueberries with water and flour as a thickening agent.  Worst case scenario the women create some new fad in hipster bread dough.
 
2014-07-27 06:48:18 PM  
I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.
 
2014-07-27 06:50:17 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.


Then you don't need to remember 5 across, 1 down (assuming the format is the same).
 
2014-07-27 06:54:41 PM  
I'd smurf the smurf out of a few of those smurfettes
 
2014-07-27 06:55:35 PM  
Some of those were very nice, however my wife said no when I offered to pull out my airbrush and paint her.
 
2014-07-27 06:56:23 PM  
blue man poop?
 
2014-07-27 06:59:56 PM  

Mugato: Benjimin_Dover: I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.

Then you don't need to remember 5 across, 1 down (assuming the format is the same).


6 across,1 down either
 
2014-07-27 07:01:24 PM  
I haven't seen that many floppy blue wangs since the Doctor Manhattan look-alike contest
 
2014-07-27 07:03:34 PM  
New Yorkers are weird.
 
2014-07-27 07:03:41 PM  
A bright blue nudist colony on the East Coast. Almost as interesting as a bright red nudist colony on a West Coast beach.
 
2014-07-27 07:07:00 PM  
http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.
 
2014-07-27 07:07:20 PM  

Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?


Yeah, I shouldn't think painted labia are going to be very happy.
 
2014-07-27 07:08:37 PM  
The blue hotties were enjoyable.

The blue tubbies were not so enjoyable.

The blue penises were probably enjoyed by people other than myself.

/I agree.
//Nice to see a NSFW post on the Main page.
 
2014-07-27 07:10:38 PM  
There are days I miss being in NYC.  This is one of them.
 
2014-07-27 07:12:21 PM  
And the bonus here is, these naked peeps aren't lewd...it's quite artistic.  And that's coming from an uncultured clod like myself.

*swigs down a bottle of Bud Lite*
 
2014-07-27 07:14:38 PM  
Yuck!

I support a NY nudist bra fund. They look like floppy toomahs.
Also, it's summer time in NY and penises soooo small even Asians are laughing at their nubbings.
 
2014-07-27 07:16:01 PM  

GungFu: Also, it's summer time in NY and penises soooo small even Asians are laughing at their nubbings


To be fair, there don't seem to be any male African smurfs among the group.
 
2014-07-27 07:16:28 PM  
I've learned to understand that naked is ok, I blame it on my old man who likes to walk around in the buff.  Once I got over my own hangups and insecurities, I'm now doing it too as well as sleeping naked, saves on the pajama budget and laundry overall, I suppose.  I'd totally get airbrushed and painted and walk around if I was one amongst a troupe or group of people. I'd never do it by myself, however.

/had a neighbor and good friend who was a nudist, used to crack me up when she'd answer the door at noon clutching a blanket around herself.
//cool article
 
2014-07-27 07:16:39 PM  
Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.
 
2014-07-27 07:16:49 PM  
Gathering of the Blue Juggalos?
 
2014-07-27 07:18:24 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


Your vagina must be huge.
 
2014-07-27 07:19:02 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.


OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)
 
2014-07-27 07:20:07 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.


Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.
 
2014-07-27 07:21:03 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


You sound loose.
 
2014-07-27 07:21:28 PM  
I don't think they're smurfsand I'm definitely not feeling blue after seeing them
 
2014-07-27 07:21:58 PM  
Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?
 
2014-07-27 07:23:25 PM  

Gleeman: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

You sound loose.


You sound small :D
 
2014-07-27 07:24:29 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.


Yup she is at least a 12 on the Budweiser scale

/The budweiser scale is how many Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her
 
2014-07-27 07:24:31 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.


She must drive a Hummer and own guns?
 
2014-07-27 07:24:55 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Pictures of said close-fitting snapper, or I don't believe you.
 
2014-07-27 07:25:41 PM  
"all bodies are good bodies"

nope.
demonstrably nope.
proof?
cancer, any and all auto-immune conditions, any of a host of other illnesses.

enough with this "everyone is beautiful" bullshiat.
 
2014-07-27 07:26:34 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Go on...
 
2014-07-27 07:26:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


I'm from Missouri so you will have to show me )
 
2014-07-27 07:26:58 PM  

Lord Farkwad: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

She must drive a Hummer and own guns?


I'd imagine it's the reverse. She drives an Aveo and carries a hand purse.
 
2014-07-27 07:26:58 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


no thank god
 
2014-07-27 07:28:06 PM  
I was impressed by the quality of the artwork on the bodies.

Really cool.

Good for them.
 
2014-07-27 07:29:57 PM  

cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?


I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.
 
2014-07-27 07:30:02 PM  

MassAsster: ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?

no thank god


I Kinda miss the days when I had to floss after going down on a lady, I don't miss coughing up those hairballs though
 
2014-07-27 07:30:34 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)


Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."
 
2014-07-27 07:31:15 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."


You said dick twice...
 
2014-07-27 07:31:32 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


#####################################################

They would probably be arrested for walking around with a chubby.

A quite large schlong shrinks up when not being used. 3:1 or so.
 
2014-07-27 07:34:33 PM  

Mugato: Gleeman: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

You sound loose.

You sound small :D


Hung like a hamster but I know how to use it!

IRT TFA yes, many of those women are smurfable.
 
2014-07-27 07:36:29 PM  

Pribar: Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."

You said dick twice...


He really likes dick.
 
2014-07-27 07:36:45 PM  

Fissile: cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?

I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.


Nah. There were some mechanical issues and we pulled the wrong combo of levers. Easiest way to fix it was to switch the tags. Next time we know how to do it and leave the tag.

Thanks,
Mod from Flyoverville
 
2014-07-27 07:37:37 PM  
Now there's going to be blue butt-prints all over the bleachers....
 
2014-07-27 07:38:27 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


I wondered the same thing, but actually, there are pubes in some of the pics.
They're mostly concealed, being painted the same color as the skin.
 
2014-07-27 07:39:48 PM  

Uranus Megahertz: They walked by me yesterday. I didn't notice they were blue so just thought, "Oh, blue painted people. Nice. Wonder where I should go eat tonight."

/ten years here
//not much fazes me anymore.


Try the olive garden!

//more offended by that being in the center of Western Civilization than by blue wieners...
 
2014-07-27 07:41:57 PM  
Smurfs? Moar like Picasso. Anyway, it was very cool. Nice catch.
 
2014-07-27 07:42:06 PM  
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Pictures please.....
 
2014-07-27 07:42:52 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Me! Me! MEEEE!!!!!! I have pubes!
 
2014-07-27 07:44:45 PM  
"I forbid you to marry that girl!"

"Smurf you!
 
2014-07-27 07:44:48 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."


Hmm, since they're using blue body paint, that shouldn't take very long at all.
 
2014-07-27 07:46:15 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Yeah.
You need some?
 
2014-07-27 07:46:53 PM  

AirForceVet: The blue hotties were enjoyable.

The blue tubbies were not so enjoyable.

The blue penises were probably enjoyed by people other than myself.


And the blue hotties would have been a lot nicer with a better paint scheme.  I'm into humans, not smurfs!

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Not when you're body-painting down there.
 
2014-07-27 07:53:14 PM  
I feel sorry for the guys, all of them suffering from blue balls.
 
2014-07-27 07:54:38 PM  
F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?
 
2014-07-27 07:55:38 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I was impressed by the quality of the artwork on the bodies.

Really cool.

Good for them.


Agreed. I could see walking around naked if I had my body painted like these were. Overall, great artwork on interesting canvas.
 
2014-07-27 07:55:55 PM  
Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.
 
2014-07-27 07:57:44 PM  

Fissile: cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?

I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.


i have the vapors and live in fly over ville,
it warms my heart that you are at least aware
of my existence

/espires to be the next new mod - does that count?
 
2014-07-27 07:58:06 PM  
Strangely enough, unattractive people look less scary when they're painted in interesting designs.
 
2014-07-27 07:59:36 PM  

Pribar: MassAsster: ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?

no thank god

I Kinda miss the days when I had to floss after going down on a lady, I don't miss coughing up those hairballs though


yeah... no.

If I'm looking at bush it better have Gavin Rossdale in it.

/go back to woodstock hippie
//not the `99
///Butters:Yeah, it feels great! I never wanna see bush again! [swats the reporter's hand away and walks towards the camera] I finally paid a lady to show me hers. You wanna know what's under that bush? Nothin' but a pair of sick Joker lips.
 
2014-07-27 08:00:35 PM  

E5bie: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Idiot.

If you haven't learned to appreciate dicks of all sizes, it is obviously YOU who is lacking in sexual creativity.
Different acts for different packs.

...And if it takes you more than 20 seconds to switch from being pounded by a size 9-wide dildo to squeezing tight on a hot, dripping, size 4 man cock, then you are clearly lacking in elasticity as well.


Wow, this thread got really awkward, really fast.

/I may need a cold shower...
 
2014-07-27 08:00:46 PM  

Mad Scientist: Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.


^^THIS!!
 
2014-07-27 08:00:57 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9i7SN0Hzs

this was needed for context..
 
2014-07-27 08:05:54 PM  
3 over ,5 down. I swear that guys head looks photoshopped in. And yes nice find subby, It seems the girls art is better. Could it be because of more contours?
 
2014-07-27 08:07:15 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


I thought none of them did but row 5, column 7 seems to have a bit.
 
2014-07-27 08:09:49 PM  
It's been a long time since Main had nipples, let alone blue ones.
 
2014-07-27 08:19:04 PM  
"irregardless" of the boobies, there was some very impressive paint work there....
 
2014-07-27 08:26:54 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


No,  enough people shave them off that crabs are going extinct because of it.

/me i like a light dusting of bush
//always have to be different
 
2014-07-27 08:34:50 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


You're aware that they're much smaller in their unaroused state right?  Even walking around staring at the attractive blue ladies you're probably only going to get up to half way at the most unless you haven't had sex or touched yourself in 10 years.
 
2014-07-27 08:36:17 PM  
waiting for Chubby Checker reference...leaving disappointed
 
2014-07-27 08:43:21 PM  
Also, is the paint edible?
 
2014-07-27 08:44:21 PM  
That which has been seen cannot be unseen.....
 
2014-07-27 08:47:59 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


I'm sure the ones that can't see their own genitalia do.
 
2014-07-27 08:52:29 PM  
Images disabled in this thread

dammit!

Fine, this will have to do: https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/154/354276255_93a6aaa50d_z.jpg?zz=1
 
2014-07-27 08:56:23 PM  
oh god SO MUCH ROAST BEEF
 
2014-07-27 09:03:53 PM  

xtech: oh god SO MUCH ROAST BEEF


I'm thinking Arby's.
 
2014-07-27 09:05:41 PM  

neilix: Very Cool, good for them.


I thought that looked pretty cool.
 
2014-07-27 09:05:50 PM  

Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?


NSFW
http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_table&u=http%3A%2F%2Fgothamis t. com%2F2014%2F07%2F27%2Fnsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.php
 
2014-07-27 09:08:59 PM  

Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?


you should try adbock in firefox
 
2014-07-27 09:09:17 PM  
I'm rethinking using Divvy Bikes now, unless they come with a  box of wipes......
 
2014-07-27 09:12:12 PM  

ShamanGator: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Pictures please.....


You realize thats a 38 year old fat guy in his mom's basement, right?
 
2014-07-27 09:16:45 PM  
Looks like the smurfs have been doing more than living in mushrooms.
 
2014-07-27 09:46:22 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Strangely enough, unattractive people look less scary when they're painted in interesting designs.



and attractive people look less attractive. It evens things out a lot.
 
2014-07-27 09:59:50 PM  

Link

Really no rule 34 smurfs yet??  AWWW mods disabled pics...well ok linkies then...



Link

NSFW

Link

Link
 
2014-07-27 10:03:15 PM  

Mugato: Benjimin_Dover: I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.

Then you don't need to remember 5 across, 1 down (assuming the format is the same).


That's... um... damn. The person with the paint didn't miss anything, did they?
 
2014-07-27 10:06:03 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Pribar: Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."

You said dick twice...

He really likes dick.


lol
 
2014-07-27 10:10:01 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Fortunately, pubes are mostly gone now.

Why would you want that to come back?  You like crab lice?  Enjoy picking hair out of your teeth?

/Good riddance to pubes.
 
2014-07-27 10:11:05 PM  
strangeluck:
Wow, this thread got really awkward, really fast.

TIL that there is a line, and it is possible to cross it.

/ cherry juice all over my favorite keyboard.
 
2014-07-27 10:11:46 PM  
Why hasn't this been voted up?!?!?

I'll be smurfing it in my bunk.
 
2014-07-27 10:15:01 PM  
Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby
 
2014-07-27 10:19:01 PM  

Mad Scientist: Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.


Yeah, but which ones? You'll have to bag the seat on every ride from now on.
 
2014-07-27 10:21:31 PM  

dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby


You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.
 
2014-07-27 10:29:22 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Strangely enough, unattractive people look less scary when they're painted in interesting designs.


Agreed, like that large black lady, normally one would run for the eye-bleach, but with the painting it was, Hmm, not a bad picture on that disgusting body.
 
2014-07-27 10:30:39 PM  
Am I the last man on earth without shaved balls?
 
2014-07-27 10:37:21 PM  
Was wondering if any of them was playing Ingress, since one of the factions is blue, and known as smurfs. But I don't see any smartphones 😆
 
2014-07-27 10:50:15 PM  
Jeng, maybe that's the point, that there are no disgusting bodies, only the filters society teaches us to apply to them. Golub's paint disconnects that stereotype in our brains and allows us to see the beauty that's really there./would love to do this next year.
 
2014-07-27 10:51:20 PM  
White Blue People Problems
 
2014-07-27 11:00:47 PM  

TheSwizz: Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?

Knowing hippies it's probably mashed blueberries with water and flour as a thickening agent.  Worst case scenario the women create some new fad in hipster bread dough.


It got a rise out of me.
 
2014-07-27 11:13:34 PM  

lhs2130: Was wondering if any of them was playing Ingress, since one of the factions is blue, and known as smurfs. But I don't see any smartphones 😆


I try to limit my naked Ingressing to recharging my stuff while at home... and perhaps once or twice when partying in range of someones couch portal.

/L14 Smurf
 
2014-07-27 11:59:00 PM  
I don't know why I read all these farkin comments and I can't tell who is serious or not... but then again, I am smurfed up and you smurfers are weird folk.
 
2014-07-28 12:14:32 AM  

Begoggle: dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby

You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.


It always confuses me when other men seem to have problem with this concept. Some women? Sure, if she has never been in situations were she's seen the same man naked in both states. But that would go away rather quickly if you were in a relationship for any length of time. Eventually you'll witness it in its full floppy glory (or lack of glory).
 
2014-07-28 12:16:04 AM  

jchuffyman: Begoggle: dennysgod: Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby

You can't really tell size unless the penis is erect.
Shrinkage.

It always confuses me when other men seem to have problems with this concept. Some women? Sure, if she has never been in situations where she's seen the same man naked in both states. But that would go away rather quickly if you were in a relationship for any length of time. Eventually you'll witness it in its full floppy glory (or lack of glory).


FTFM..I think I need some sleep
 
2014-07-28 12:40:33 AM  

Michal: Am I the last man on earth without shaved balls?


Yes, Yes you are, since we made the wimmens do it they made us do it as well.
 
2014-07-28 01:11:22 AM  
Redheads gimme da blues.
 
2014-07-28 02:23:38 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


How are you doing? :-)
 
2014-07-28 03:56:39 AM  
Augh, of all the times for sexy Smurfs, it has to be the one where I'm on pain medication after surgery and can't "help" myself out of this "hard" situation.
 
2014-07-28 04:03:47 AM  

Michal: Am I the last man on earth without shaved balls?


Yuppers,  you should try it,  you'll feel great!
 
2014-07-28 04:05:26 AM  
I'd like to hit #42 right between the eyes;
NSFW
 
2014-07-28 05:32:39 AM  
Hyperbole and Minutia
Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?

NSFW
http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_table&u=http%3A%2F%2Fgothamis t. com%2F2014%2F07%2F27%2Fnsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.php



Now with 2736x1824 "full size" versions of the images.
 
2014-07-28 06:43:14 AM  
Blue Labia would make an cool band name.
 
2014-07-28 07:27:54 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


I'm a chick and size doesn't matter. I've never been desperate for dick (could usually get one whenever I wanted) and I most certainly know what I'm doing in the sack. Call me a liar if you must, but not all of us are size queens, so don't generalize your preferences and insult those of us who may disagree.

My experience has been that guys with big cocks are lazy lovers, as they think their dick is the center of the universe.  Give me a guy with a little less who will try a little harder any day.


/happily married to a brilliant geek that you would pass on for superficial reasons
//multi-orgasmic too
 
2014-07-28 08:40:38 AM  
Well, time to go smurf off..
 
2014-07-28 09:18:35 AM  

jpo2269: "irregardless" of the boobies, there was some very impressive paint work there....


You really think that is impressive? I bet you have tattoos.
 
2014-07-28 03:32:16 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


How about if it is long and thick when erect, just not when it isn't? I am sure I would not be impressive in that area just walking around unexcited. With some of the ladies in those photos I think I might have a problem not being excited.

Pretty cool story. I would kind of like to see what some of them look like without the body paint not necessarily nude, but that would be nice.
 
2014-07-28 04:08:04 PM  
Of course "Images disabled in this thread ". Of course.
 
2014-07-28 07:24:14 PM  
Ha ha. Just checked how many comments in response to mine I received. I love it!

You people always keep me laughing -- and I really appreciate it. I post what I post to get a reaction -- kind of selfishly. Because I honestly enjoy the rampant silliness and laughing hysterically. Otherwise, my life kinda sucks ass.

So, cheers to ALL who responded to me.
 
2014-07-28 09:23:17 PM  
I thought the Blue Dude Group was in Vegas.
 
2014-07-28 10:48:00 PM  
It not that we're prudes or religious, you're just ugly. Cover up those ugly bodies with the Chinese slave labor clothes that you have. Except 2 of you. You are good to see naked.
 
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