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(Gothamist)   Naked blue smurfs in Times Square with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures of said naked blue smurfs   (gothamist.com) divider line 127
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2014-07-27 07:36:29 PM

Pribar: Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."

You said dick twice...


He really likes dick.
 
2014-07-27 07:36:45 PM

Fissile: cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?

I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.


Nah. There were some mechanical issues and we pulled the wrong combo of levers. Easiest way to fix it was to switch the tags. Next time we know how to do it and leave the tag.

Thanks,
Mod from Flyoverville
 
2014-07-27 07:37:37 PM
Now there's going to be blue butt-prints all over the bleachers....
 
2014-07-27 07:38:27 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


I wondered the same thing, but actually, there are pubes in some of the pics.
They're mostly concealed, being painted the same color as the skin.
 
2014-07-27 07:39:48 PM

Uranus Megahertz: They walked by me yesterday. I didn't notice they were blue so just thought, "Oh, blue painted people. Nice. Wonder where I should go eat tonight."

/ten years here
//not much fazes me anymore.


Try the olive garden!

//more offended by that being in the center of Western Civilization than by blue wieners...
 
2014-07-27 07:41:57 PM
Smurfs? Moar like Picasso. Anyway, it was very cool. Nice catch.
 
2014-07-27 07:42:06 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Pictures please.....
 
2014-07-27 07:42:52 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Me! Me! MEEEE!!!!!! I have pubes!
 
2014-07-27 07:44:45 PM
"I forbid you to marry that girl!"

"Smurf you!
 
2014-07-27 07:44:48 PM

Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."


Hmm, since they're using blue body paint, that shouldn't take very long at all.
 
2014-07-27 07:46:15 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Yeah.
You need some?
 
2014-07-27 07:46:53 PM

AirForceVet: The blue hotties were enjoyable.

The blue tubbies were not so enjoyable.

The blue penises were probably enjoyed by people other than myself.


And the blue hotties would have been a lot nicer with a better paint scheme.  I'm into humans, not smurfs!

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Not when you're body-painting down there.
 
2014-07-27 07:53:14 PM
I feel sorry for the guys, all of them suffering from blue balls.
 
2014-07-27 07:54:38 PM
F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?
 
2014-07-27 07:55:38 PM

SecretAgentWoman: I was impressed by the quality of the artwork on the bodies.

Really cool.

Good for them.


Agreed. I could see walking around naked if I had my body painted like these were. Overall, great artwork on interesting canvas.
 
2014-07-27 07:55:55 PM
Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.
 
2014-07-27 07:57:44 PM

Fissile: cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?

I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.


i have the vapors and live in fly over ville,
it warms my heart that you are at least aware
of my existence

/espires to be the next new mod - does that count?
 
2014-07-27 07:58:06 PM
Strangely enough, unattractive people look less scary when they're painted in interesting designs.
 
2014-07-27 07:59:36 PM

Pribar: MassAsster: ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?

no thank god

I Kinda miss the days when I had to floss after going down on a lady, I don't miss coughing up those hairballs though


yeah... no.

If I'm looking at bush it better have Gavin Rossdale in it.

/go back to woodstock hippie
//not the `99
///Butters:Yeah, it feels great! I never wanna see bush again! [swats the reporter's hand away and walks towards the camera] I finally paid a lady to show me hers. You wanna know what's under that bush? Nothin' but a pair of sick Joker lips.
 
2014-07-27 08:00:35 PM

E5bie: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Idiot.

If you haven't learned to appreciate dicks of all sizes, it is obviously YOU who is lacking in sexual creativity.
Different acts for different packs.

...And if it takes you more than 20 seconds to switch from being pounded by a size 9-wide dildo to squeezing tight on a hot, dripping, size 4 man cock, then you are clearly lacking in elasticity as well.


Wow, this thread got really awkward, really fast.

/I may need a cold shower...
 
2014-07-27 08:00:46 PM

Mad Scientist: Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.


^^THIS!!
 
2014-07-27 08:00:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9i7SN0Hzs

this was needed for context..
 
2014-07-27 08:05:54 PM
3 over ,5 down. I swear that guys head looks photoshopped in. And yes nice find subby, It seems the girls art is better. Could it be because of more contours?
 
2014-07-27 08:07:15 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


I thought none of them did but row 5, column 7 seems to have a bit.
 
2014-07-27 08:09:49 PM
It's been a long time since Main had nipples, let alone blue ones.
 
2014-07-27 08:19:04 PM
"irregardless" of the boobies, there was some very impressive paint work there....
 
2014-07-27 08:26:54 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


No,  enough people shave them off that crabs are going extinct because of it.

/me i like a light dusting of bush
//always have to be different
 
2014-07-27 08:34:50 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


You're aware that they're much smaller in their unaroused state right?  Even walking around staring at the attractive blue ladies you're probably only going to get up to half way at the most unless you haven't had sex or touched yourself in 10 years.
 
2014-07-27 08:36:17 PM
waiting for Chubby Checker reference...leaving disappointed
 
2014-07-27 08:43:21 PM
Also, is the paint edible?
 
2014-07-27 08:44:21 PM
That which has been seen cannot be unseen.....
 
2014-07-27 08:47:59 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


I'm sure the ones that can't see their own genitalia do.
 
2014-07-27 08:52:29 PM
Images disabled in this thread

dammit!

Fine, this will have to do: https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/154/354276255_93a6aaa50d_z.jpg?zz=1
 
2014-07-27 08:56:23 PM
oh god SO MUCH ROAST BEEF
 
2014-07-27 09:03:53 PM

xtech: oh god SO MUCH ROAST BEEF


I'm thinking Arby's.
 
2014-07-27 09:05:41 PM

neilix: Very Cool, good for them.


I thought that looked pretty cool.
 
2014-07-27 09:05:50 PM

Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?


NSFW
http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_table&u=http%3A%2F%2Fgothamis t. com%2F2014%2F07%2F27%2Fnsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.php
 
2014-07-27 09:08:59 PM

Endive Wombat: F*ckin stupid website crashed on me 3 times because it wants to load a goddamn embedded survey on f*ckin rats.

Anyone have an alternate link?


you should try adbock in firefox
 
2014-07-27 09:09:17 PM
I'm rethinking using Divvy Bikes now, unless they come with a  box of wipes......
 
2014-07-27 09:12:12 PM

ShamanGator: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Pictures please.....


You realize thats a 38 year old fat guy in his mom's basement, right?
 
2014-07-27 09:16:45 PM
Looks like the smurfs have been doing more than living in mushrooms.
 
2014-07-27 09:46:22 PM

Ker_Thwap: Strangely enough, unattractive people look less scary when they're painted in interesting designs.



and attractive people look less attractive. It evens things out a lot.
 
2014-07-27 09:59:50 PM

Link

Really no rule 34 smurfs yet??  AWWW mods disabled pics...well ok linkies then...



Link

NSFW

Link

Link
 
2014-07-27 10:03:15 PM

Mugato: Benjimin_Dover: I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.

Then you don't need to remember 5 across, 1 down (assuming the format is the same).


That's... um... damn. The person with the paint didn't miss anything, did they?
 
2014-07-27 10:06:03 PM

MrHappyRotter: Pribar: Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."

You said dick twice...

He really likes dick.


lol
 
2014-07-27 10:10:01 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


Fortunately, pubes are mostly gone now.

Why would you want that to come back?  You like crab lice?  Enjoy picking hair out of your teeth?

/Good riddance to pubes.
 
2014-07-27 10:11:05 PM
strangeluck:
Wow, this thread got really awkward, really fast.

TIL that there is a line, and it is possible to cross it.

/ cherry juice all over my favorite keyboard.
 
2014-07-27 10:11:46 PM
Why hasn't this been voted up?!?!?

I'll be smurfing it in my bunk.
 
2014-07-27 10:15:01 PM
Well after seeing some of those guys I'm feeling a bit better about myself. Thanks subby
 
2014-07-27 10:19:01 PM

Mad Scientist: Well, there are a few CITI bikes that I really don't want to use now.


Yeah, but which ones? You'll have to bag the seat on every ride from now on.
 
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