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(Gothamist)   Naked blue smurfs in Times Square with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures of said naked blue smurfs   (gothamist.com) divider line 127
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25651 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2014 at 6:14 PM (7 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-27 04:49:41 PM
Very Cool, good for them.
 
2014-07-27 05:14:16 PM
Lower-than-normal percentage of people who should not be seen naked by anyone. Nice find, subby.
 
2014-07-27 06:34:08 PM
They walked by me yesterday. I didn't notice they were blue so just thought, "Oh, blue painted people. Nice. Wonder where I should go eat tonight."

/ten years here
//not much fazes me anymore.
 
2014-07-27 06:40:13 PM
I just blue myself.
 
2014-07-27 06:42:17 PM
A real boobies link on the main page? It's been so long...

And I'd totally smurf some of those models in the smurf with my smurf, if you know what I'm smurfing about.

And I'm smurfing sure you do.
 
2014-07-27 06:43:03 PM
Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?
 
2014-07-27 06:45:19 PM
Does no one have pubes anymore?
 
2014-07-27 06:45:41 PM
somebody has a case of droopy eyes
 
2014-07-27 06:47:13 PM

Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?


Knowing hippies it's probably mashed blueberries with water and flour as a thickening agent.  Worst case scenario the women create some new fad in hipster bread dough.
 
2014-07-27 06:48:18 PM
I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.
 
2014-07-27 06:50:17 PM

Benjimin_Dover: I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.


Then you don't need to remember 5 across, 1 down (assuming the format is the same).
 
2014-07-27 06:54:41 PM
I'd smurf the smurf out of a few of those smurfettes
 
2014-07-27 06:55:35 PM
Some of those were very nice, however my wife said no when I offered to pull out my airbrush and paint her.
 
2014-07-27 06:56:23 PM
blue man poop?
 
2014-07-27 06:59:56 PM

Mugato: Benjimin_Dover: I'm pretty sure nobody wants to bookmark this thread for when he is not on mobile later once he gets home.

Then you don't need to remember 5 across, 1 down (assuming the format is the same).


6 across,1 down either
 
2014-07-27 07:01:24 PM
I haven't seen that many floppy blue wangs since the Doctor Manhattan look-alike contest
 
2014-07-27 07:03:34 PM
New Yorkers are weird.
 
2014-07-27 07:03:41 PM
A bright blue nudist colony on the East Coast. Almost as interesting as a bright red nudist colony on a West Coast beach.
 
2014-07-27 07:07:00 PM
http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.
 
2014-07-27 07:07:20 PM

Mugato: Is it good to get paint all up in their snatch like that?


Yeah, I shouldn't think painted labia are going to be very happy.
 
2014-07-27 07:08:37 PM
The blue hotties were enjoyable.

The blue tubbies were not so enjoyable.

The blue penises were probably enjoyed by people other than myself.

/I agree.
//Nice to see a NSFW post on the Main page.
 
2014-07-27 07:10:38 PM
There are days I miss being in NYC.  This is one of them.
 
2014-07-27 07:12:21 PM
And the bonus here is, these naked peeps aren't lewd...it's quite artistic.  And that's coming from an uncultured clod like myself.

*swigs down a bottle of Bud Lite*
 
2014-07-27 07:14:38 PM
Yuck!

I support a NY nudist bra fund. They look like floppy toomahs.
Also, it's summer time in NY and penises soooo small even Asians are laughing at their nubbings.
 
2014-07-27 07:16:01 PM

GungFu: Also, it's summer time in NY and penises soooo small even Asians are laughing at their nubbings


To be fair, there don't seem to be any male African smurfs among the group.
 
2014-07-27 07:16:28 PM
I've learned to understand that naked is ok, I blame it on my old man who likes to walk around in the buff.  Once I got over my own hangups and insecurities, I'm now doing it too as well as sleeping naked, saves on the pajama budget and laundry overall, I suppose.  I'd totally get airbrushed and painted and walk around if I was one amongst a troupe or group of people. I'd never do it by myself, however.

/had a neighbor and good friend who was a nudist, used to crack me up when she'd answer the door at noon clutching a blanket around herself.
//cool article
 
2014-07-27 07:16:39 PM
Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.
 
2014-07-27 07:16:49 PM
Gathering of the Blue Juggalos?
 
2014-07-27 07:18:24 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


Your vagina must be huge.
 
2014-07-27 07:19:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.


OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)
 
2014-07-27 07:20:07 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.


Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.
 
2014-07-27 07:21:03 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


You sound loose.
 
2014-07-27 07:21:28 PM
I don't think they're smurfsand I'm definitely not feeling blue after seeing them
 
2014-07-27 07:21:58 PM
Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?
 
2014-07-27 07:23:25 PM

Gleeman: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

You sound loose.


You sound small :D
 
2014-07-27 07:24:29 PM

Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.


Yup she is at least a 12 on the Budweiser scale

/The budweiser scale is how many Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her
 
2014-07-27 07:24:31 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.


She must drive a Hummer and own guns?
 
2014-07-27 07:24:55 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Pictures of said close-fitting snapper, or I don't believe you.
 
2014-07-27 07:25:41 PM
"all bodies are good bodies"

nope.
demonstrably nope.
proof?
cancer, any and all auto-immune conditions, any of a host of other illnesses.

enough with this "everyone is beautiful" bullshiat.
 
2014-07-27 07:26:34 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


Go on...
 
2014-07-27 07:26:37 PM

unfarkingbelievable: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

Actually, no. Since I never popped out crotchfruit, am a former gymnast, it's quite the tight squeeze.


I'm from Missouri so you will have to show me )
 
2014-07-27 07:26:58 PM

Lord Farkwad: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

Your vagina must be huge.

She must drive a Hummer and own guns?


I'd imagine it's the reverse. She drives an Aveo and carries a hand purse.
 
2014-07-27 07:26:58 PM

ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?


no thank god
 
2014-07-27 07:28:06 PM
I was impressed by the quality of the artwork on the bodies.

Really cool.

Good for them.
 
2014-07-27 07:29:57 PM

cyberspacedout: Aww, what happened to the Boobies tag? Or was that the reason non-Totalfarkers couldn't post before?


I noticed that as well.  Seems to be some disagreement behind the scenes at Fark.  More than likely this post gave some puritan puke mod, residing out in Flyover-ville, a case of the vapors.
 
2014-07-27 07:30:02 PM

MassAsster: ChubbyTiger: Does no one have pubes anymore?

no thank god


I Kinda miss the days when I had to floss after going down on a lady, I don't miss coughing up those hairballs though
 
2014-07-27 07:30:34 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)


Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."
 
2014-07-27 07:31:15 PM

Satanic_Hamster: unfarkingbelievable: Satanic_Hamster: http://gothamist.com/2014/07/27/nsfw_photos_nude_modelsin_body_pain.p h p#photo-12  (nsfw)

God, I would smurf that chick until my smurf turned blue.

OK. Let's rework this sentence, Mr. Hamster. I don't like "smurf" in the one sentence that's both a verb and a noun. Please re-submit your work. :)

Tough, it's still correct.  Think of it like:
"I would dick that chick until my dick turned blue."


You said dick twice...
 
2014-07-27 07:31:32 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.


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They would probably be arrested for walking around with a chubby.

A quite large schlong shrinks up when not being used. 3:1 or so.
 
2014-07-27 07:34:33 PM

Mugato: Gleeman: unfarkingbelievable: Went to look for a dick pic. Found it. NOT impressed. Yeah, I am a woman who likes big, thick cawk. Any chick who says size doesn't matter is either desperate for dick, has no clue what the hell she's doing in the sack, or is lying.

You sound loose.

You sound small :D


Hung like a hamster but I know how to use it!

IRT TFA yes, many of those women are smurfable.
 
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