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(Daily Mail)   57-year-old Scarface actor is dating an 18-year-old. No word if he's introduced her to his little friend   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
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2014-07-27 01:53:36 PM
I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.
 
2014-07-27 02:45:05 PM
Lyda has founded the non-profit L3 Foundation, an organisation devouted to empowering the Millenniel generation

How completely amazingly Millennial. It's like the divide-by-zero of Gen-Y.
 
2014-07-27 03:04:45 PM
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Looks like he needs to introduce himself to an iron, or a washing machine.
 
2014-07-27 03:10:33 PM

JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.


She looks so into him.
 
2014-07-27 03:21:30 PM

bearded clamorer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x915]

Looks like he needs to introduce himself to an iron, or a washing machine.


He appears to be doing okay.  What's ironing his shirt going to do for him?
 
2014-07-27 03:27:23 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.

She looks so into him.


*cackle
 
2014-07-27 03:30:33 PM

Relatively Obscure: bearded clamorer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x915]

Looks like he needs to introduce himself to an iron, or a washing machine.

He appears to be doing okay.  What's ironing his shirt going to do for him?


Maybe it's just me, but those jeans aren't looking too fresh.
 
2014-07-27 03:35:32 PM

JoieD'Zen: Benevolent Misanthrope: JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.

She looks so into him.

*cackle


Now that's just jealousy ...
 
2014-07-27 03:56:43 PM

bearded clamorer: Maybe it's just me, but those jeans aren't looking too fresh.


Not even a little.  And still, he seems to be doing okay.
 
2014-07-27 03:57:43 PM
Lyda is the daughter of Missouri State Senator John Loudon and his wife, conservative radio show host Dr. Gina.
...

Another excellent indicator as to what remarkable parents the Loudon's are can be seen in their teenage daughter, Lyda Loudon.  Lyda founded "" and, like her parents, she also writes articles and speaks at rallies across the United States.

Oooh sweet  Schadenfreude.

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2014-07-27 04:03:22 PM

Relatively Obscure: bearded clamorer: Maybe it's just me, but those jeans aren't looking too fresh.

Not even a little.  And still, he seems to be doing okay.


Wait - I thought "whiskers" were the style.  I was looking more at his shoes (worn out) and shirt (obviously been worn several times since last wash).  He looks kind of unkempt generally, really, in the say that people do when they know they should met certain standards of grooming and hygiene, but look in the mirror and think, "Meh, no one will notice if I don't shower today...  And I can tousle my hair rather than comb it, it'll look stylish.  No one irons any more, so that's fine, no one will notice the shoes..."
 
2014-07-27 04:05:28 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Lyda is the daughter of Missouri State Senator John Loudon and his wife, conservative radio show host Dr. Gina.
...

Another excellent indicator as to what remarkable parents the Loudon's are can be seen in their teenage daughter, Lyda Loudon.  Lyda founded "Tea Party Youth" and, like her parents, she also writes articles and speaks at rallies across the United States.

Oooh sweet  Schadenfreude.

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FTFY
 
2014-07-27 04:05:41 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Relatively Obscure: bearded clamorer: Maybe it's just me, but those jeans aren't looking too fresh.

Not even a little.  And still, he seems to be doing okay.

Wait - I thought "whiskers" were the style.  I was looking more at his shoes (worn out) and shirt (obviously been worn several times since last wash).  He looks kind of unkempt generally, really, in the say that people do when they know they should met certain standards of grooming and hygiene, but look in the mirror and think, "Meh, no one will notice if I don't shower today...  And I can tousle my hair rather than comb it, it'll look stylish.  No one irons any more, so that's fine, no one will notice the shoes..."


It's like near senior citizens who bang girls fresh out of high school don't even have class anymore.
 
2014-07-27 04:11:10 PM

Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: Relatively Obscure: bearded clamorer: Maybe it's just me, but those jeans aren't looking too fresh.

Not even a little.  And still, he seems to be doing okay.

Wait - I thought "whiskers" were the style.  I was looking more at his shoes (worn out) and shirt (obviously been worn several times since last wash).  He looks kind of unkempt generally, really, in the say that people do when they know they should met certain standards of grooming and hygiene, but look in the mirror and think, "Meh, no one will notice if I don't shower today...  And I can tousle my hair rather than comb it, it'll look stylish.  No one irons any more, so that's fine, no one will notice the shoes..."

It's like near senior citizens who bang girls fresh out of high school don't even have class anymore.


Class - oh, we're looking for class?  Sorry.  I thought we are talking about a B-to-C-List actor.

You tellin' me an attention whore (actor, remember?) with the chance to fark a decent-looking girl 1/3 his age with great connections isn't going to take advantage of that?
 
2014-07-27 04:52:18 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: You tellin' me an attention whore (actor, remember?) with the chance to fark a decent-looking girl 1/3 his age with great connections isn't going to take advantage of that?


He gets plenty of chances, I'm sure.  And of course he is.  But I wouldn't expect him to iron his shirt.
 
2014-07-27 05:03:20 PM

Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: You tellin' me an attention whore (actor, remember?) with the chance to fark a decent-looking girl 1/3 his age with great connections isn't going to take advantage of that?

He gets plenty of chances, I'm sure.  And of course he is.  But I wouldn't expect him to iron his shirt.


I'd kind of expect him to take his clothes to the cleaners, though.  Or have a housekeeper do it or something.
 
2014-07-27 05:06:17 PM
If you're 57 you don't date an 18 year old. You bang them, serially perhaps.
 
2014-07-27 05:26:38 PM

EvilEgg: If you're 57 you don't date an 18 year old. You bang them, serially perhaps.


I'm guessing he's banging her, and she told him, "Not one more bang until you take me to a red carpet event"  *pout*  "And if you don't, I'll tell my Tea Party parents - you know, the SENATOR? - you banged me before my birthday."   *duck-face pout*
 
2014-07-27 05:36:11 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: EvilEgg: If you're 57 you don't date an 18 year old. You bang them, serially perhaps.

I'm guessing he's banging her, and she told him, "Not one more bang until you take me to a red carpet event"  *pout*  "And if you don't, I'll tell my Tea Party parents - you know, the SENATOR? - you banged me before my birthday."   *duck-face pout*


You know why middle aged wo9men are b*tches sometimes?
Because we can be.
 
2014-07-27 05:46:47 PM

EvilEgg: If you're 57 you don't date an 18 year old. You bang them, serially perhaps.


Well, yeah. I don't imagine the conversation would be all that scintillating.
It's good bangin' if you can get it, I'm sure. She's very pretty.
 
2014-07-27 05:49:29 PM
Where is hero tag?
 
2014-07-27 05:50:45 PM
I'm convinced that if you put all of the Daily Mail's inevitable typos into chronological order it spells out some secret code.
 
2014-07-27 05:55:52 PM

Relatively Obscure: ...

Not even a little.  And still, he seems to be doing okay.


Yeah this, good for him.

Hope she doesn't have a crazy older brother.
 
2014-07-27 05:57:17 PM
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2014-07-27 05:57:41 PM
Way to unleash The Beast!
 
2014-07-27 05:58:43 PM

bearded clamorer: Relatively Obscure: bearded clamorer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x915]

Looks like he needs to introduce himself to an iron, or a washing machine.

He appears to be doing okay.  What's ironing his shirt going to do for him?

Maybe it's just me, but those jeans aren't looking too fresh.


You iron your jeans?

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2014-07-27 05:59:20 PM
In this country, you gotta make the movie first. Then when you get the movie, you get the celebrity. Then when you get the celebrity, then you get the women.
 
2014-07-27 06:00:59 PM
Because People in power are Stupid:  (article quote)  Another excellent indicator as to what remarkable parents the Loudon's are can be seen in their teenage daughter, Lyda Loudon.  Lyda founded "Tea Party Youth" and, like her parents, she also writes articles and speaks at rallies across the United States.

Ugh... Now I'm glad this girl has to spend her free time getting grunted over by a middle-aged, Axe-scented chach-douche wearing a Capt Jack Sparrow starter kit necklace.
 
2014-07-27 06:02:23 PM

JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.


Joo know how to pick up chicks in dis country?  Like dis.

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2014-07-27 06:05:28 PM
It took him many years to get the guns and the power.
 
2014-07-27 06:13:33 PM
Best known for Scarface? His best work was on Que Pasa USA?
 
2014-07-27 06:32:29 PM

chewielouie: Best known for Scarface? His best work was on Que Pasa USA?


What about his current work on Ray Donovan?
 
2014-07-27 06:38:08 PM
They met at Chuck E Cheese's.
 
2014-07-27 06:39:17 PM
So, a teen fascist with daddy, or granddaddy issues?

I'll just back away slowly.
 
2014-07-27 06:40:41 PM
Ewww, he's old and creepy. How dare he even look in my general direction. Wait, he has money and he can get me into movies? Oohhhh, he's soooo sexy!

AWAW
 
2014-07-27 06:41:48 PM
In the mid 80's, HBO/Cinemax played Thief of Hearts so often that you would have thought he was a major international star.
 
2014-07-27 06:49:04 PM
Because SOSA says so?!
 
2014-07-27 06:56:46 PM
I met him in Medellin when some Colombian narcos paid him to be the guest at a night club they opened, billed as the guy from Scarface.

He was a super nice guy.
 
2014-07-27 07:19:58 PM

thamike: JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.

Joo know how to pick up chicks in dis country?  Like dis.

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First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women.
 
2014-07-27 07:28:26 PM

theflatline: I met him in Medellin when some Colombian narcos paid him to be the guest at a night club they opened, billed as the guy from Scarface.

He was a super nice guy.


Well, sure, you'd have to be a super nice guy to work for Colombian narcos.
 
2014-07-27 07:35:17 PM

dustman81: thamike: JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.

Joo know how to pick up chicks in dis country?  Like dis.

[animediet.net image 428x251]

First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women.


And hope it doesn't rain.

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2014-07-27 07:35:47 PM
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It's not his fault they just fall off.
 
2014-07-27 07:36:32 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: theflatline: I met him in Medellin when some Colombian narcos paid him to be the guest at a night club they opened, billed as the guy from Scarface.

He was a super nice guy.

Well, sure, you'd have to be a super nice guy to work for Colombian narcos.


You're talking to someone who goes to nightclubs in Medellin owned by Colombian narcos. I don't think that angle is too much of a big deal for him.
 
2014-07-27 07:40:55 PM

Nabb1: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: theflatline: I met him in Medellin when some Colombian narcos paid him to be the guest at a night club they opened, billed as the guy from Scarface.

He was a super nice guy.

Well, sure, you'd have to be a super nice guy to work for Colombian narcos.

You're talking to someone who goes to nightclubs in Medellin owned by Colombian narcos. I don't think that angle is too much of a big deal for him.


I'd allow for the possibility that *every* nightclub in Medellin is owned by Colombian narcos.
 
2014-07-27 07:48:00 PM
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Too old...

//isn't it kind of sad this is the first image that comes up for Ted in a GIS?
 
2014-07-27 07:48:56 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Nabb1: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: theflatline: I met him in Medellin when some Colombian narcos paid him to be the guest at a night club they opened, billed as the guy from Scarface.

He was a super nice guy.

Well, sure, you'd have to be a super nice guy to work for Colombian narcos.

You're talking to someone who goes to nightclubs in Medellin owned by Colombian narcos. I don't think that angle is too much of a big deal for him.

I'd allow for the possibility that *every* nightclub in Medellin is owned by Colombian narcos.


Probability, not possibility. The entire town of Medellin is run by cartels.
 
2014-07-27 07:57:01 PM

dustman81: thamike: JoieD'Zen: I'm sure they have a deeply spiritual relationship.

Joo know how to pick up chicks in dis country?  Like dis.

[animediet.net image 428x251]

First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women.


I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.
 
2014-07-27 08:02:12 PM
Reminds me next year the girlfriend turns 30 ill have to trade her in. I actually did say that to her, she hit me then told my mom, who then hit, who then told my sister who then hit me. Damn wimmins!
 
2014-07-27 08:19:52 PM
Fly pelican.
 
2014-07-27 08:26:21 PM
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