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(Vice)   Juggalos are breeding like magnets   (vice.com) divider line 129
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2014-07-27 01:03:07 PM  
*Reads article*

Meh. They seem more honest than the Boomer-age Deadheads I had to work with back in the 90's...

/ not sure if duplicity is more of  a "Deadhead" thing or just something that's really common with Baby Boomers...
 
2014-07-27 01:24:03 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: *Reads article*

Meh. They seem more honest than the Boomer-age Deadheads I had to work with back in the 90's...

/ not sure if duplicity is more of  a "Deadhead" thing or just something that's really common with Baby Boomers...


It seems to be a subculture built around a complete lack of shame/embarrassment.  I suppose that could be freeing in a way, but I'm far too neurotic to ever get into that headspace myself.
 
2014-07-27 02:00:43 PM  
I doubt I could stand being at an event like that for long, but.. whatever.  Hope they stay happy.
 
2014-07-27 02:28:40 PM  
I mean... They sound happy. And honestly, " you're the best things that ever happened to me, your kids aren't baggage," is a pretty awesome sentiment.
 
2014-07-27 02:47:28 PM  
img.fark.net

This is a "lapdance" from that same gathering. If Juggettes (juggaloettes?) like old, big fat guys, then where do I sign up?
 
2014-07-27 02:49:49 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.fark.net image 200x193]



O_o
 
2014-07-27 03:37:42 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid:
[img.fark.net image 200x193]


Does he have an innie, or an outie?
 
2014-07-27 04:13:29 PM  
how is babby formed?
how juggalette get pragnent?
 
2014-07-27 04:34:45 PM  
I wonder if things might be better if a lot more people were that honest about who they are and what makes them happy. One thing I don't have to wonder about is orange Faygo. It's delicious.
 
2014-07-27 04:59:48 PM  
The whole culture is tacky. I almost have to respect the grandeur and scale of its ugliness. It's fat, ugly, uncultured. It's -- America.

*wipes tear*
 
2014-07-27 05:27:23 PM  
Do little people just naturally flock to these things? Every Juggalo gathering I've ever seen pictures of has a bunch of little people running around.
 
2014-07-27 05:37:50 PM  
But unlike magnets, none of them work.
 
2014-07-27 05:42:43 PM  
Good maybe they will have a war with the breeder Christians and they will kill each other off.
 
2014-07-27 05:43:30 PM  

LewDux: how is babby formed?
how juggalette get pragnent?


metastasis
 
2014-07-27 05:44:45 PM  
I'm not a Juggalo but I am a huge fan of people who are huge fans of things. Good for them. Truthfully it sounded like a fun wedding. Way more fun than any wedding I've ever been to, including my own.

/I hate weddings
 
2014-07-27 05:46:23 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: It seems to be a subculture built around a complete lack of shame/embarrassment. I suppose that could be freeing in a way, but I'm far too neurotic to ever get into that headspace myself.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-27 05:46:24 PM  

stoli n coke: But unlike magnets, none of them work.


I lol'd
 
2014-07-27 05:47:05 PM  

uber humper: LewDux: how is babby formed?
how juggalette get pragnent?

metastasis


That's harsh.

And hilarious.
 
2014-07-27 05:47:05 PM  
Hmm. I kinda like juggalos now, after reading this.
 
2014-07-27 05:47:58 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: *Reads article*

Meh. They seem more honest than the Boomer-age Deadheads I had to work with back in the 90's...

/ not sure if duplicity is more of  a "Deadhead" thing or just something that's really common with Baby Boomers...


I'm not sure who's classier: deadheads or jugglos.  At my grandmohters funeral my mom's cousin was wearing a greatful dead t-shirt. That's tacky.

/granted, if it was someone else's grandmother I would think it was pretty funny.
 
2014-07-27 05:48:55 PM  
Juggalos, America's Gypsies
 
2014-07-27 05:49:07 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: *Reads article*

Meh. They seem more honest than the Boomer-age Deadheads I had to work with back in the 90's...

/ not sure if duplicity is more of  a "Deadhead" thing or just something that's really common with Baby Boomers...


Yeah, a lot of those Deadheads were shiatty people
 
2014-07-27 05:50:22 PM  
So, a couple got married in a non traditional wedding...

Big farking deal.

But the writer is a whiney little turd with an inferiority complex the size of a zeppelin.

I feel dumber for having read that.
 
2014-07-27 05:52:20 PM  

MFAWG: Forbidden Doughnut: *Reads article*

Meh. They seem more honest than the Boomer-age Deadheads I had to work with back in the 90's...

/ not sure if duplicity is more of  a "Deadhead" thing or just something that's really common with Baby Boomers...

Yeah, a lot of those Deadheads were shiatty people


I've never had much interaction with Deadheads, but Phish people have seemed alright from those I've met.
 
2014-07-27 05:53:26 PM  
robertlindsay.files.wordpress.com

Have to keep up the population somehow. RIP lil' Jugg.
 
2014-07-27 05:53:45 PM  
Jugga-


images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-27 05:54:34 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.fark.net image 200x193]

This is a "lapdance" from that same gathering. If Juggettes (juggaloettes?) like old, big fat guys, then where do I sign up?


What is even the point of that? Unless he had an itch on his belly that he couldn't get to, that can't be doing much for him but making him wish he could see his dick again.
 
2014-07-27 05:54:52 PM  
I wanted to come in here and make fun of them, but after reading the article it sounded more sincere than anything a celebutard has been featured on a magazine cover for.

Maybe we can all learn something from the Juggalos?
 
2014-07-27 05:54:54 PM  
FTA: If more people in this country became juggalos, America would be a better place.

img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-07-27 05:59:55 PM  
img.fark.net
...They will increase their number!
 
2014-07-27 06:00:40 PM  

stoli n coke: But unlike magnets, none of them work.


Ahhahahahahahah!!!!  You win!
 
2014-07-27 06:00:43 PM  
I hate when people have a fun wedding.  They should all be boring where no one wants to be there.
 
2014-07-27 06:01:56 PM  
Good god, those chicks were uglier than I imagined.
 
2014-07-27 06:02:00 PM  

oukewldave: I hate when people have a fun wedding.  They should all be boring where no one wants to be there.


I'm of the mind that the service itself should be formal and dignified, but that the reception should be a laid back blowout with an open bar.
 
2014-07-27 06:02:57 PM  

LewDux: how is babby formed?
how juggalette get pragnent?


I'm not sure I even want to know, really.
 
2014-07-27 06:03:15 PM  

ongbok: What is even the point of that? Unless he had an itch on his belly that he couldn't get to, that can't be doing much for him but making him wish he could see his dick again.


If he didn't have an itch on his belly, he might have one now.
 
2014-07-27 06:04:21 PM  
You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me.

 Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on. There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech. I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta
 
2014-07-27 06:07:17 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: ongbok: What is even the point of that? Unless he had an itch on his belly that he couldn't get to, that can't be doing much for him but making him wish he could see his dick again.

If he didn't have an itch on his belly, he might have one now.


Excellent.
 
2014-07-27 06:08:33 PM  

GardenWeasel: Juggalos, America's Gypsies


Don't badmouth Gypsies like that.
 
2014-07-27 06:10:46 PM  

Sandelaphon: You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me.

 Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on. There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech. I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta


I know that's copypasta, but I would pay good money to see a face painted Juggalo in Chino. Good money.
 
2014-07-27 06:13:29 PM  
come ooooon, Ebola!
 
2014-07-27 06:14:20 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: This is a "lapdance" from that same gathering. If Juggettes (juggaloettes?) like old, big fat guys, then where do I sign up?


Straight up Juggahoe.
 
2014-07-27 06:14:38 PM  
You mean you just break one in half and get two shorter Juggalos?

(That may solve the Juggalo little people problem. Just saying.)
 
2014-07-27 06:15:49 PM  
It's because Juggalos are just so damn sexy.

NSFW sexy sexy Juggalos
 
2014-07-27 06:17:39 PM  

Boo_Guy: It's because Juggalos are just so damn sexy.

NSFW sexy sexy Juggalos


Oh, Dear Lord Jesus.

I hate you. I hope you get smited, or smitten, or whatever the hell it is that Jesus does to people that inflict that kind of pain on others.
 
2014-07-27 06:17:56 PM  
Don't care for the scene, but I like a lot of the music.

Kinda how I felt about punk in the 70s.
 
2014-07-27 06:20:21 PM  

markfara: Don't care for the scene, but I like a lot of the music.


ofmusingsandwonderings.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-27 06:21:08 PM  
Everyone who read that article now has herpes.

Thanks Subby
 
2014-07-27 06:22:05 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Boo_Guy: It's because Juggalos are just so damn sexy.

NSFW sexy sexy Juggalos

Oh, Dear Lord Jesus.

I hate you. I hope you get smited, or smitten, or whatever the hell it is that Jesus does to people that inflict that kind of pain on others.


Juggalo eye bleach for you?
blogs.riverfronttimes.com

If you can get past the fact she's a Juggalo that is =)
 
2014-07-27 06:23:47 PM  
If we haven't used up all the fuel-air bombs in the inventory taking care of the ebola problem in Sierra Leone, could we lob a few over at this juggalo infestation, please?
 
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