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(The New York Times)   Repeal Prohibition, again   ( divider line
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7518 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2014 at 5:06 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-27 06:23:27 PM  
3 votes:
a few months back a gang of marijuanas broke into my cousin's apartment and took turns raping her. She caught pregnancy and now has a marijuana growing inside of her; and since she's adamantly pro-life, she's going to carry the baby to term. Is this what you people want?  This stuff is already illegal and look at what happened. Imagine the magnitude of filth that will arise if it's legalized. The consequences will never be the same.
2014-07-27 05:11:15 PM  
3 votes:
No, the real solution is to reinstall prohibition for alcohol. But that will never happen.  So we might as well go wild and legalize everything and let America drug itself into the oblivion of history.
2014-07-27 05:40:42 PM  
2 votes:
Dammit, who the high holy fark voted smart for worlddan?  We know it was you, worlddan.
2014-07-27 05:20:56 PM  
2 votes:
If this causes my wood-sulfide paper stocks to devalue, heads will roll.
2014-07-28 06:55:49 AM  
1 vote:
//Still Creepy...

/I think the one on the bottom left is Larry Fine
2014-07-28 12:46:07 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Obama has nothing to lose on this one. And everybody knows that he smokes those jazz cigarettes, anyway.
2014-07-27 07:31:59 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: teenage mutant ninja rapist: zulius: /Oblig...
//Still Creepy...

Had to get the most hideous hags availiable for that picture didn't they. Funny thing is I would have to be totally shiatfaced to even consider kissing either one of them.

I think this one is making a duckface:

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She's the eye candy in that group.
2014-07-27 06:27:34 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lots and lots of white people smoke pot.

I know of at least three or four white people that DON'T smoke pot.
2014-07-27 06:20:16 PM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: Marijuana is deadlier than Ebola, HIV, and Bruce Lee combined. Only one hit will cause death. These are absolute facts.

I once got close to someone smoking pot and got hit in the face by Bruce Lee's elbow.
2014-07-27 06:06:09 PM  
1 vote:

//Still Creepy...'
2014-07-27 05:58:10 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Stone Meadow: Maybe he'll do it just to troll the GOP.

That would be the best.

Just imagine Obama coming out for a presser about his new Executive Order (which nobody knows what it will be). He walks up to the podium with  joint hanging out of his mouth. "Ladies and Gentlemen, of the United States of America, I have issued an Executive Order that immediately legalizes Marijuana in the United States on the Federal Level. It is now up to the states to decide their own actions of legalization and sale *COUGH COUGH COUGH* Sorry, I was trying something given to me by the Head of our new Department of Cannibs, Mr. Calvin Broadus. Also have you noticed how bright these lights are, and how cool this little tele screen thingy is?"

The next day the Republican candidate for Pres in 2016 would be on TV.


And that would put the nail in the coffin for that candidate.
2014-07-27 05:23:50 PM  
1 vote:

worlddan: No, the real solution is to reinstall prohibition for alcohol. But that will never happen.  So we might as well go wild and legalize everything and let America drug itself into the oblivion of history.

You sound fun.
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