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(Irish Independent)   "No Irish Drunks" sign removed from bar after protest. To be replaced with "No Fat Americans"   (independent.ie) divider line 90
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2014-07-27 12:52:51 PM  
Who was protesting?
Some anti-redundancy group?
 
2014-07-27 02:17:46 PM  
Change it to "No Whiny PC biatches"
 
2014-07-27 02:36:54 PM  

bearded clamorer: Who was protesting?
Some anti-redundancy group?


That's racist!

Just kidding, they're white.
 
2014-07-27 03:08:12 PM  
I think it would have gone over better if they included more than one satire joke. Otherwise, it kinda looked legit.
 
2014-07-27 03:09:30 PM  
Actually, it also would have went over better if they ended with "No Irish drunks" and then the next line said "Ok, Irish drunks allowed but only if they start a tab first" or some other way to imply it was truly a joke.
 
2014-07-27 03:14:40 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Actually, it also would have went over better if they ended with "No Irish drunks" and then the next line said "Ok, Irish drunks allowed but only if they start a tab first" or some other way to imply it was truly a joke.


Irish drunks with proof of permanent address and credit check only
 
2014-07-27 03:16:15 PM  
D1 in 1
 
2014-07-27 03:17:25 PM  
Maybe they were just mad because they couldn't go inside?
 
2014-07-27 03:19:01 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:19:08 PM  
that's fine
 
2014-07-27 03:21:48 PM  
 
2014-07-27 03:23:03 PM  

bearded clamorer: Who was protesting?
Some anti-redundancy group?


"Irish" Americans whose families haven't set foot in Ireland for tree generations.
 
2014-07-27 03:23:56 PM  
One day two Irishmen walked out of a bar. Hey, it could happen.

One day two Irishmen walked into a bar. The third Irishman ducked under.
 
2014-07-27 03:24:30 PM  

Target Builder: bearded clamorer: Who was protesting?
Some anti-redundancy group?

"Irish" Americans whose families haven't set foot in Ireland for tree generations.


Was that on purpose?
 
2014-07-27 03:28:05 PM  
I have this very same shirt, and it freaks people the hell out in public.

ep.yimg.com

This will be my next one:

rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-07-27 03:31:23 PM  
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
 
2014-07-27 03:32:41 PM  
As an Irishman I demand they give me a beer or I'll fight em.
 
2014-07-27 03:35:35 PM  
I'm guessing the owner hasn't encountered many English drunks, but I repeat myself.
 
2014-07-27 03:37:15 PM  

freakingmoron: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?


one less drunk?
 
2014-07-27 03:37:57 PM  
If someone posted such a sign for no fried chicken and watermelon eating nubians people would be offended.
 
2014-07-27 03:39:07 PM  
As a viking I can honestly say that I don't care.
 
2014-07-27 03:39:21 PM  
You know who likes to be an Irish Drunk?


vipmedia.globalnews.ca
 
2014-07-27 03:39:26 PM  
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:39:30 PM  
Irish drunks? That's impossible.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
 
2014-07-27 03:40:50 PM  

Oldiron_79: If someone posted such a sign for no fried chicken and watermelon eating nubians people would be offended.


But it didn't, so why are you being a racist jackass?
 
2014-07-27 03:41:17 PM  
www.hotlikesauce.com

Always gives me a giggle.
 
2014-07-27 03:41:32 PM  
There was a guy going around the bar with a bad fake Irish accent, trying to pick a fight. Somebody finally said, "Sit down, Gord! You were born in Toronto, FFS!"
 
2014-07-27 03:41:37 PM  
Aw, prairie shiat... Everybody!
 
2014-07-27 03:42:32 PM  

Oldiron_79: If someone posted such a sign for no fried chicken and watermelon eating nubians people would be offended.


Yes, humans are more easily offended than the Irish.
 
2014-07-27 03:42:47 PM  
I'm black, but i consider myself as Irish after a few.
/Plus I fell into the Chicago river when it was green
//Stop looking at me
 
2014-07-27 03:42:55 PM  
Probably coined by the Irish......
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:44:09 PM  
That's funny, considering it's so hot on the heels of this: No loud American's (sic)
 
2014-07-27 03:44:32 PM  
Irish porn....
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:45:08 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: I'm black, but i consider myself as Irish after a few.
/Plus I fell into the Chicago river


Shenanigans! You'd have drowned.
 
2014-07-27 03:46:09 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm black, but i consider myself as Irish after a few.
/Plus I fell into the Chicago river when it was green
//Stop looking at me


How long did it take for the smell to wear off you after falling in the river?

I knew a guy that fell into the river. He stunk to high hell for a while and had to cut his hair all of because he couldn't get the smell out of it.
 
2014-07-27 03:49:08 PM  

freakingmoron: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?


One less relative to sleep with??
 
2014-07-27 03:50:37 PM  

Pribar: freakingmoron: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

one less drunk?


I'm telling that at the next wak...uh, I mean, family reunion. (Tuesday at McGuire's).
 
2014-07-27 03:52:06 PM  
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:53:28 PM  

Savage Belief: Oldiron_79: If someone posted such a sign for no fried chicken and watermelon eating nubians people would be offended.

But it didn't, so why are you being a racist jackass?


How is that racist? He was saying that some stereotypes are laughed at and some make the person saying it worse than Hitler.
 
2014-07-27 03:53:29 PM  
It takes Irish level drinking to fix this.
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:54:04 PM  
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 03:54:59 PM  
Irish alcohol tolerance sucks, they take 20 drinks like it's nothing. Native American alcohol tolerance on the other hand totally rocks. 4 drinks and I'm plastered. Awesome and cheap. Jeans, how do they work?
 
2014-07-27 03:57:06 PM  
It's believed the sign originated from an 'inside joke' within the community relating to particular event.
 That's why it's INSIDE, you don't expose it the OUTSIDERS if there is indeed a funny, possibly discriminatory joke involved...
 
2014-07-27 03:57:20 PM  
Doin du vale!
 
2014-07-27 03:58:43 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: [i1280.photobucket.com image 300x221]


Wife has:

i811.photobucket.com

/half-Irish
//so is she
///different sides
////Good Friday Accords slashies!
 
2014-07-27 03:58:45 PM  
Irish jokes are hilarious.


/Proud to be Irish
 
2014-07-27 03:59:03 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-27 03:59:08 PM  
Came for "In Bruges" reference, leaving disappointed.
 
2014-07-27 03:59:46 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: It takes Irish level drinking to fix this.


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-07-27 04:02:49 PM  

vodka: Irish alcohol tolerance sucks, they take 20 drinks like it's nothing. Native American alcohol tolerance on the other hand totally rocks. 4 drinks and I'm plastered. Awesome and cheap. Jeans, how do they work?


I usually put them on one leg at a time, pull them up, button, then zip.
 
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