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(Daily Mail)   William Shatner had to attend comic con in a wheelchair after a horse riding accident. Using a blinking light to answer all questions, however, was a personal choice   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-07-27 07:19:12 PM  
3 votes:

FormlessOne: Who in the hell is Betty Wife?


Betty is the perfect wife.

In the kitchen:
www.bettycrocker.com

She's Betty Crocker.

On the dance floor, she's Betty Grable:

www.streetswing.com

And in the bedroom, she's Bettie Page:

reallifestl.com
2014-07-27 04:40:42 PM  
2 votes:

Triumph: [yeeha_shatner.jpg]


Hotrod Shatner will see your one horsepower, and raise you 300

img.photobucket.com
2014-07-27 04:38:23 PM  
2 votes:

Triumph: [bluebesos.com image 355x480]


i.imgur.com
2014-07-27 03:01:13 PM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Pike should have learned Morse

You do know that the whole franchise of star wars takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away." Obviously Morse code hadn't been invented yet.


Then why didn't Spock just do a Jedi Mind Meld?
2014-07-27 12:40:32 PM  
2 votes:
If you can control a light to make it blink on and off, you can send Morse code.  Pike should have learned Morse, then he could have testified fully (if somewhat slowly) for himself.
2014-07-28 07:59:49 AM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: FormlessOne: Who in the hell is Betty Wife?

Betty is the perfect wife.

In the kitchen:
[www.bettycrocker.com image 363x512]

She's Betty Crocker.

On the dance floor, she's Betty Grable:

[www.streetswing.com image 302x377]

And in the bedroom, she's Bettie Page:

[reallifestl.com image 325x500]


best post, evar.

/You still gots it, Ditty!
2014-07-27 06:20:06 PM  
1 votes:
Wow he is looking really good for 83 years old.  And to be riding a horse?  He earned his ego!
2014-07-27 05:01:03 PM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: If you can control a light to make it blink on and off, you can send Morse code.  Pike should have learned Morse, then he could have testified fully (if somewhat slowly) for himself.


you're a dying breed, ditty.  Someday you'll be old and gray and you'll be the only person left on earth who understands Morse code

-.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .- / -.. -.-- .. -. --. / -... .-. . . -.. --..-- / -.. .. - - -.-- .-.-.- / ... --- -- . -.. .- -.-- / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-.. .-.. / -... . / --- .-.. -.. / .- -. -.. / --. .-. .- -.-- / .- -. -.. / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-.. .-.. / -... . / - .... . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .--. . .-. ... --- -. / .-.. . ..-. - / --- -. / . .- .-. - .... / .-- .... --- / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

I didn't know there were slashies in Morse code, but that's how my message was translated by some website
2014-07-27 04:51:27 PM  
1 votes:
I was at that session (getting a kick out of....)

He said he was sitting in George Takei's chair.

Shatner wouldn't shut up, he spoke for about 65% of the time there.

He and Betty White are friends and animal lovers, but they clearly disagree about philosophy about the role zoos play for animal welfare.  It got a little uncomfortable for about 10 seconds or so.

Shatner said he'll be in the chair for a couple of weeks.
2014-07-27 03:42:10 PM  
1 votes:
damn, what is it with celebrities and horse riding accidents?  If and when I become famous I am staying the fark away from horses.  Horses and skiing.
2014-07-27 03:39:44 PM  
1 votes:
If Bill needs someone to push his wheelchair, I can get behind that
2014-07-27 03:28:39 PM  
1 votes:

Savage Belief: Neeek: Giltric: The Orca is telling us something,


Yeah Bill. He's saying Han murdered Greedo.

It was self-defense. The guy had a gun pointed at him.

Not to mention Greedo shot first.


Thats as good an indication of your age than anything else.

It took Greedo 20 years to fire that shot.
2014-07-27 03:14:25 PM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: If you can control a light to make it blink on and off, you can send Morse code.  Pike should have learned Morse, then he could have testified fully (if somewhat slowly) for himself.


The Botany Bay/Khan/Space Seed episode featured Morse Code.
2014-07-27 12:25:24 PM  
1 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com

does not approve
 
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