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(Bleacher Report)   Kazakhstan volleyball player's coach and teammates complain she's too attractive and distracts the fans. Based on the picture I would hate to see what the unattractive players look like   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 58
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2014-07-27 09:02:06 AM
Did we read the same article, Subby, or do you just have fapping crust in your eyes? She is, indeed, quite farking hot:
img.bleacherreport.net

Boo this man!
 
2014-07-27 09:47:17 AM
Looks pretty attractive to me.
 
2014-07-27 09:48:55 AM
It's Sunday, submitter. Take a day of rest from trolling.
 
2014-07-27 10:53:29 AM
oi50.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-27 12:10:55 PM
I'd spike it
 
2014-07-27 12:22:18 PM
GILF
 
2014-07-27 12:50:08 PM
Perhaps she just isn't as hot as Submitter's sister, the number 2 prostitute in all Kazakhstan
 
2014-07-27 12:56:30 PM
I would hit it like a retard with a new drum.

/expression not mine but I think its hysterical
 
2014-07-27 12:58:06 PM
I would hit it so hard the NFL would give me a 2 game suspension.
 
2014-07-27 12:58:07 PM
Subby, you silly troll.

Girl's gaggin' for it.
 
2014-07-27 12:59:32 PM
Yeah, she's a real dog.

/sounds like the coach who's complaining got shot down
//wtf sits and watches vollyball
 
2014-07-27 01:03:39 PM

RodneyToady:


Aaaaaaand we're covered.
 
2014-07-27 01:06:16 PM

Mugato: Yeah, she's a real dog.

/sounds like the coach who's complaining got shot down
//wtf sits and watches vollyball


Nah. It's because the coach is totally worried about her being 17 and impressionable. The coach just wants to make sure she isn't taken advantage of by other creepy men. Totes McGrotes, y'all.
 
2014-07-27 01:22:51 PM
hot.shinkazu.com

sportski.ba
 
2014-07-27 01:29:50 PM
I guess she doesn't meet the criteria for smoking hot in most of these posts.
 
2014-07-27 01:33:25 PM

Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: I would hit it so hard the NFL would give me a 2 game suspension.


Thank you for a good belly laugh.
 
2014-07-27 01:34:15 PM
Studman69 got a green? How nice.
 
2014-07-27 01:38:48 PM

Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: I would hit it so hard the NFL would give me a 2 game suspension.


Hi Mr. Rice.
 
2014-07-27 01:42:11 PM

Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: I would hit it so hard the NFL would give me a 2 game suspension.


Win.
 
2014-07-27 01:44:31 PM
What an unattractive volleyball player from Kazakhstan might look like:
 
2014-07-27 01:46:25 PM
Frickin' Fark...
 
2014-07-27 01:46:29 PM
Subby,

I doubt you are pulling better than that...


Peter,

You glorious bastard.. thanks for the laugh
 
2014-07-27 01:48:13 PM
i859.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 01:56:40 PM
I love her long flowing locks. I can't stand short hair on women
 
2014-07-27 02:02:50 PM
I'd bump set it.
 
2014-07-27 02:02:54 PM
I'd let her choke on me harder than the Sharks come playoff time
 
2014-07-27 02:14:15 PM
The new Allison Stokke?
 
2014-07-27 02:24:07 PM

relaxitsjustme: I'd bump set it.


I believe the terms are Bump, Set, Spike it.  'Cuse that's what I'd do with her.  Or you could just dink it over the net.

/just saying...
 
2014-07-27 02:26:05 PM
Subs got a greenlight and my click. Well played.
 
2014-07-27 02:42:47 PM
This is one of those reverse psychology things isn't it subby?  You know, usually the teacher from London that touched the 14 year old boy is listed as "Smoking Hot", but isn't hot at all.  But you came up with a better idea, and reversed that shiat on us, didn't you?

Now, the important question:  Why is she playing volleyball, and not beach volleyball?
 
2014-07-27 03:34:46 PM
So we have a new category to define a woman's attractiveness:  Kazakhstan hot.
 
2014-07-27 03:40:26 PM
Dig that.
 
2014-07-27 03:51:20 PM
I'd let her spike the ball, I mean, my penis, wait, I mean my balls.

Wow, this is really hard.
 
2014-07-27 03:56:35 PM

organizmx: I'd let her spike the ball, I mean, my penis, wait, I mean my balls.

Wow, this is really hard.


That's what she said.
 
2014-07-27 04:38:01 PM
I'd hit it so hard even Golovkin would say "Daammmmmn......"
 
2014-07-27 04:38:15 PM
You don't have to worry about her sharp knees... she has knee pads.
 
2014-07-27 04:56:00 PM
People go to volleyball games to look at something other than the cute girls??
 
2014-07-27 05:13:06 PM
Nothing special, I think the only real complaint people have is that it is being played up as though she is somehow so hot that it is distracting.  You could go to just about any high school in upper middle class suburbia in the United States and find an entire team of volleyball players just as attractive (not that I dig high-schoolers, she just looks like a kid so it is probably a better comparison).
 
2014-07-27 05:14:52 PM
i would fark the hell out of her. not that she'd let me, mind you.

more pics here, too:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic le-2704625/Kazakh-teen-volleybal l -player-turned-teammates-attractive-wa tches-sport-anymore.html
 
2014-07-27 05:17:10 PM

Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: I would hit it so hard the NFL would give me a 2 game suspension.


Well that's just too much!!¡

But good job.
 
2014-07-27 05:26:00 PM

RogermcAllen: Nothing special, I think the only real complaint people have is that it is being played up as though she is somehow so hot that it is distracting.  You could go to just about any high school in upper middle class suburbia in the United States and find an entire team of volleyball players just as attractive (not that I dig high-schoolers, she just looks like a kid so it is probably a better comparison).


I think Rwa2play had it right: Kazakhstan hot.
 
2014-07-27 05:27:40 PM
How would her being attractive be a distraction? Are the other members of the team lesbians? And the coach is afraid that instead of concentrating on the game, because of her over whelming beauty, her teammates are going to be preoccupied with thoughts of scissoring her?
 
2014-07-27 05:41:23 PM
She's certainly "Kazakhstan Hot" that is "British Hot" less 1.5 stone (about 20 pounds) and with better teeth.
 
2014-07-27 05:44:58 PM

bigsteve3OOO: I would hit it like a retard with a new drum.

/expression not mine but I think its hysterical


Yeah, I'm taking the rest of the day off, because that's as funny as its gonna get.
 
2014-07-27 07:09:04 PM
Really can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture for Stubmitter.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 07:36:23 PM
I would even have sex with her in Kazakhstan, but only during the Festival of Shurik.
 
2014-07-27 07:55:33 PM

RogermcAllen: Nothing special, I think the only real complaint people have is that it is being played up as though she is somehow so hot that it is distracting.  You could go to just about any high school in upper middle class suburbia in the United States and find an entire team of volleyball players just as attractive (not that I dig high-schoolers, she just looks like a kid so it is probably a better comparison).


I agree with subby and studman69. Not into 6'3 skinny chicks. The fact that she is somehow distracting is laughable.
 
2014-07-27 08:51:20 PM

bearded clamorer: [hot.shinkazu.com image 737x390]

[sportski.ba image 656x437]


bionic leg extensions?

/I know volleyball players tend to be tall, but those look almost artificial
//she is very hot
 
2014-07-27 10:00:53 PM

Peter Dinklage's Super Mullet: I would hit it so hard the NFL would give me a 2 game suspension.


bigsteve3OOO: I would hit it like a retard with a new drum.

/expression not mine but I think its hysterical


Well I am finished with Fark cause it don't get funnier than that.
 
2014-07-27 10:07:05 PM
She's a KILF
 
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