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(Science Recorder)   Lack of sleep may lead to increase in risk of false memories, though subby swears the jello-wrestling bout with Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Wilde really happened, pinkie swear   (sciencerecorder.com) divider line 55
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2014-07-27 09:31:04 AM  
So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.
 
2014-07-27 09:32:16 AM  
Pictures or it didn't happen
 
2014-07-27 09:32:19 AM  
I used to stay up all night learning programming and those were time I swear I learned the most but maybe I was just thinking I was learning stuff I already knew?
 
2014-07-27 09:32:55 AM  
"with Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Wilde "
that was cruel
 
2014-07-27 09:34:53 AM  
Kinda explains the Langoliers, but not the Matrix.
 
2014-07-27 09:35:36 AM  
img.fark.net
13!
Approves
 
2014-07-27 09:42:22 AM  
Nice visual subby. Thanks.
 
2014-07-27 09:50:19 AM  

Abaddon The Despoiler: So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.


This is how your mind operates?  Really?  Reeeeally?
 
2014-07-27 09:59:19 AM  
I memorize long word-lists. I get eight hours of sleep. And the past is a properly remembered chamber of horrors.
 
2014-07-27 10:10:38 AM  
It's 7:40 in the evening, I slept for like 18 hours, but I still can't remember why I'm here. So yeah, maybe so.
 
2014-07-27 10:13:13 AM  
This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.
 
2014-07-27 10:14:31 AM  

snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.


Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?
 
2014-07-27 10:17:06 AM  
I remember the Jello fight, but I don't remember subby being involved.  Huh?
 
2014-07-27 10:18:19 AM  
I like the cut of subbys jib, would have to snap one out so to them it's round 1, but they don't have to know it's really round 2.
 
2014-07-27 10:23:49 AM  
Can confirm.
 
2014-07-27 10:25:38 AM  

texdent: snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?


Only if you are a prisoner.
"Training" is way different.
 
2014-07-27 10:26:46 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Abaddon The Despoiler: So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.

This is how your mind operates?  Really?  Reeeeally?


I'm surprised the first inappropriate political comment bashed Liberals rather than the GOP.

Someone's quick on the draw today.

/that's what she said.
 
2014-07-27 10:29:13 AM  
She must really like  jello-wrestling, I have similar memories with her.
 
2014-07-27 10:32:34 AM  
Inception could have been a much shorter movie. If only they'd known.
 
2014-07-27 10:34:03 AM  
One Subday morning I was enjoying a frosty Miller High Life on my porch and I noticed there was a goat in my yard. I thought to myself, awesome! Now I don't have to mow anymore!

So I went and borrowed a posthole digger and spent all damn morning and afternoon and dug holes put twelve fenceposts and used five hundred feet of chicken wire 54" wide to fence that goat in around the back and side of my house. And it worked! He mowed my whole lawn! And fertilized it!

And then do you know what that damn goat did? He jumped right over that fence and left.

The moral of the story is, it's not called goat wire.
 
2014-07-27 10:41:12 AM  

Abaddon The Despoiler: So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.


Six week old account spouting political whargarbl in the Boobies. That is the definition of bait. Try not to be so transparent next time.

False Memories and False Memory Syndrome are bad things.
 
2014-07-27 10:43:28 AM  

SpinStopper: Go right ahead and "ruin" my sleep ;)

[img.fark.net image 199x253]


I see why you picked Wilde, Johansson has weird taste in socks.
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-27 10:47:32 AM  
I've died about 3 times.
 
2014-07-27 10:51:01 AM  

snocone: texdent: snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?

Only if you are a prisoner.
"Training" is way different.


I spent considerable time one night stalking around two trees that were in my way. They were having a conversation with each other. I figured they were directing staff, the way they were just standing there in the field blocking the most direct route.
 
2014-07-27 10:54:06 AM  

dbrunker: SpinStopper: Go right ahead and "ruin" my sleep ;)

[img.fark.net image 199x253]

I see why you picked Wilde, Johansson has weird taste in socks.
[img.fark.net image 252x500]


www.desktopas.com
 
2014-07-27 10:56:37 AM  

Rozinante: snocone: texdent: snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?

Only if you are a prisoner.
"Training" is way different.

I spent considerable time one night stalking around two trees that were in my way. They were having a conversation with each other. I figured they were directing staff, the way they were just standing there in the field blocking the most direct route.


My trees usually have a Trolly Car w/ lights and calliope running between them. Can't go that way.
 
2014-07-27 11:04:40 AM  

snocone: My trees usually have a Trolly Car w/ lights and calliope running between them. Can't go that way.


What if the pink elephants are blocking the other way?
 
2014-07-27 11:04:50 AM  

snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.


Staying up for that long would kill me. I can handle physical/mental challenges with ease, but sleep deprivation would quickly drive me over the edge. How did you do it?
 
2014-07-27 11:15:43 AM  

Rozinante: snocone: My trees usually have a Trolly Car w/ lights and calliope running between them. Can't go that way.

What if the pink elephants are blocking the other way?


I always "run" if that happens.
 
2014-07-27 11:17:11 AM  

bearcats1983: snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.

Staying up for that long would kill me. I can handle physical/mental challenges with ease, but sleep deprivation would quickly drive me over the edge. How did you do it?


A lot like any other trip. Maintain the even strain, don't question a lot and floowww.
 
2014-07-27 11:23:11 AM  
I used to have such vivid dreams of being able to fly that they are now, years later, indistinguishable from memories.

I don't dream of flying anymore.
 
2014-07-27 11:23:12 AM  
Speaking of Ms. Johansson, anyone else see Under the Skin?

Fairly creepy movie.
 
2014-07-27 11:27:52 AM  

dbrunker: SpinStopper: Go right ahead and "ruin" my sleep ;)

[img.fark.net image 199x253]

I see why you picked Wilde, Johansson has weird taste in socks.
[img.fark.net image 252x500]


But I bet she has good taste in panties.
 
2014-07-27 11:42:43 AM  

snocone: texdent: snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?

Only if you are a prisoner.
"Training" is way different.


I remember learning about the Geneva Convention and quickly realizing that we were being treated worse than prisoners. And then the hatred when they told us that previous classes had said that base priviledges made them soft and that's why we didn't even have that. Fortunately, I don't use tobacco products and there was a clear and definite end to the training.
 
2014-07-27 11:54:51 AM  

hardinparamedic: Abaddon The Despoiler: So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.

Six week old account spouting political whargarbl in the Boobies. That is the definition of bait. Try not to be so transparent next time.

False Memories and False Memory Syndrome are bad things.


Clearly you have got some false memories about how that hope and change bullshiat has been working out.

Don't worry, it shouldn't be held against you for too long. Maybe. Just don't forget how to put on a band-aid and chauffeur to a hospital and we're good. Maybe.

Wait. What?
 
2014-07-27 12:03:48 PM  
I only came here for pics of Olivia Wilde.

Why, when GIS is just a click or two away? I don't know, but here I am. It's like clicking on the YouTube thumbnail that features a chick in a bikini when there's unlimited amounts of actual porn just as easily available all over online.

Someone should do a study.

After posting more pics of Olivia Wilde.
 
2014-07-27 12:07:55 PM  
Stinky Pinky Swear?
 
2014-07-27 12:11:11 PM  

Abaddon The Despoiler: hardinparamedic: Abaddon The Despoiler: So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.

Six week old account spouting political whargarbl in the Boobies. That is the definition of bait. Try not to be so transparent next time.

False Memories and False Memory Syndrome are bad things.

Clearly you have got some false memories about how that hope and change bullshiat has been working out.

Don't worry, it shouldn't be held against you for too long. Maybe. Just don't forget how to put on a band-aid and chauffeur to a hospital and we're good. Maybe.

Wait. What?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

still 1/10

Mornin' Hardin P
 
2014-07-27 12:19:56 PM  
i.crackedcdn.com

Thinking of Olivia Wilde and Scarlett Johannson at the same time.
 
2014-07-27 12:22:38 PM  

Abaddon The Despoiler: hardinparamedic: Abaddon The Despoiler: So liberals get no sleep along with Obama supporters.

Got it.

Six week old account spouting political whargarbl in the Boobies. That is the definition of bait. Try not to be so transparent next time.

False Memories and False Memory Syndrome are bad things.

Clearly you have got some false memories about how that hope and change bullshiat has been working out.

Don't worry, it shouldn't be held against you for too long. Maybe. Just don't forget how to put on a band-aid and chauffeur to a hospital and we're good. Maybe.

Wait. What?


Straight to ignore, do not pass go, do go f yourself.

See ya, trollwad
 
2014-07-27 12:30:12 PM  

farkdd: I only came here for pics of Olivia Wilde..


Fine. Here.

www.celebritybabyscoop.com
 
2014-07-27 12:33:59 PM  

cryinoutloud: farkdd: I only came here for pics of Olivia Wilde..

Fine. Here.

[www.celebritybabyscoop.com image 530x640]


What a cute little sleep deprivation machine you have there.
It would be a shame if
 
2014-07-27 12:43:11 PM  
What about that time Michael Jackson came over to my house to use the bathroom?  I swear it's true.
 
2014-07-27 12:55:14 PM  

texdent: snocone: This one time at College Camp, in psychology craft class, I was on a project where we farked w/ people after keeping them up 72 hours. Good Times!
It was a lot more fun that when the Army did it to Me.

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?


that only applies to POW"s.  Not to uhhh your friends and fellow soldiers.
 
2014-07-27 12:58:50 PM  

dbrunker: SpinStopper: Go right ahead and "ruin" my sleep ;)

[img.fark.net image 199x253]

I see why you picked Wilde, Johansson has weird taste in socks.


She needs those socks to cover up her sharp knees.
 
2014-07-27 12:59:07 PM  
FDR Jones:

I don't dream of flying anymore.

That is that saddest thing I've read all day. Except for the news.
 
2014-07-27 02:46:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
/oblig
//can't even link a 1MB GIF anymore
//because Fark now HOSTS all images posted
///And a 1MB GIF is just waaaaay to large
////that takes up almost an ENTIRE FLOPPY!
 
2014-07-27 03:28:27 PM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x360]
/oblig
//can't even link a 1MB GIF anymore
//because Fark now HOSTS all images posted
///And a 1MB GIF is just waaaaay to large
////that takes up almost an ENTIRE FLOPPY!


If you don't mind, you can just keep your floppy to yourself.
 
2014-07-27 03:29:54 PM  
static4.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-27 05:08:45 PM  

adm_crunch: Inception could have been a much shorter movie. If only they'd known.


It was.
 
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