The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: I can't imagine a woman asking "Why won't he have sex with me?" unless she's a wildebeest. Even then, she can find SOMEONE who will do her.I'm sorry. It's true. Men are rutting beasts. We will do it with a Walmart ice cream sandwich if we're given time, opportunity, and desire. All it takes is a porno featuring an ice cream sandwich and we're in the kitchen digging through the freezer.
Fark like a Barsoomian: I was about to move out so my comp was packed away. I had to check on a bill or something so I asked one of my housemates (the owner) if I could use his. He said sure.He hadn't even tried to clean out his Google history. The shiat this guy looked up... wtf. You're thinking horrible porn involving children and a martian with epilepsy but it wasn't that.This guy wanted to get rid of himself real badly. He wanted to know how to do it without it hurting. He wanted to know why "it" was all going grey. Why life was colorless. About signs of bipolarism. About signs of bipolarism getting worse. About the side-effects of his bipolar drugs. How to off himself without hurting his family. What happens to the kids' feelings when Dad does the graveyard mambo. (They didn't live in the house with us and almost never came to see him.)I felt like I should do something about it but, let's be honest, I didn't see anything I could do without making things worse. So I was just real honest and straightforward with him... moreso than usual I mean. Not a whole lot of difference. And I just moved out and didn't talk to him much after that.Seemed like a nice guy but it all just made me more worried for my own safety. Crazy is crazy.
Flint Ironstag: Is there a Firefox add on that will just Google random stuff 24/7 so your actual searches will be lost in the clutter?
That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Pretty sure Yahoo is the original source for all things "babby."
Only the people too poor to pay $5 go to Google with their embarrassing questions. Smart people get a Totalfark membership so they can get wise answers or at least two of my greenlights.
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