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(MTV)   Godzilla 2 will pit the "King of the Monsters" against Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah. In other news, Subby just creamed his pants   (mtv.com) divider line 60
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2014-07-27 03:34:56 AM  
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2014-07-27 08:23:02 AM  
They are blowing the entire load for the second movie.
 
2014-07-27 08:30:11 AM  
I may be in the minority, but I've always loved Mothra appearances.  King Ghidorah ... I dunno.  I'll have to see the redesign, but the puppetry for KG has always been offputting, as the thing can't seem to organize its heads.
 
2014-07-27 08:31:06 AM  
All right guys, allow me to translate the article for our non-English speaking friends.

*clears throat*

"Gojira gojira gojira, gojira gojira.  Gojira gojira; gojira gojira gojira goji-- ra."

Bad cribbed joke aside, I'm on board with this.  Only fear is the fact we're throwing in all three at once.
 
2014-07-27 08:34:05 AM  
Rodan.

'nuff said
 
2014-07-27 08:50:57 AM  
I for one welcome our three headed space dragon ovelords...
 
2014-07-27 09:11:44 AM  
No Gamera? He's a friend to children. And made of turtle meat.
 
2014-07-27 09:12:17 AM  
Can someone explain how a giant moth became a monster? Of all the insects out there I can't see a moth as ever rising to the level of scary.
 
2014-07-27 09:34:00 AM  

lelio: Can someone explain how a giant moth became a monster? Of all the insects out there I can't see a moth as ever rising to the level of scary.


Then you have never seen the hurricane winds and the scales from the wings of the beast that can fell even the King of Monsters. Directed by tiny women with god complexes, Mothra is one of the most dangerous of all the kaiju...
 
2014-07-27 09:35:08 AM  
Ew, subby.

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Go change your pants and wash your hands!!
 
2014-07-27 09:42:06 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: I may be in the minority, but I've always loved Mothra appearances.


Mothra = Coolest giant Japanese movie monster EVER!
 
2014-07-27 09:53:14 AM  
So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?
 
2014-07-27 10:00:09 AM  
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2014-07-27 10:08:11 AM  

Carousel Beast: So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?


Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.
 
2014-07-27 10:17:34 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Carousel Beast: So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?

Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.


You know, when the BluRay comes out, I'm gonna have to get out a watch and record the amount of time the creatures were on the screen.  I'm pretty sure it's nowhere near as slim as the fanboiz all say it is ... but, but, we didn't even get to see the monster!! they scream as they clutch their Transformers DVDs.
 
2014-07-27 10:20:17 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Carousel Beast: So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?

Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.


Yes, please.  All movies should be made for those of us with the attention span of a gnat.  More 'splosions and less of that thing where characters move their mouths and noises come out.

Not all of us suffer from your ADD, guys.
 
2014-07-27 10:21:32 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.


That's Dr. Tim Whatley to you!
 
2014-07-27 10:37:23 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Carousel Beast: So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?

Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.


Why don't YOU tell us more. Anti-dentite bastard.
 
2014-07-27 10:46:10 AM  
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have monsters in your, in your monster monster movie, right? Hello? Hello? Yes?

/Ok so it wasn't that bad
/I hope the sequel won't be as boring though
 
2014-07-27 10:52:59 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Mr.Tangent: Carousel Beast: So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?

Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.

Yes, please.  All movies should be made for those of us with the attention span of a gnat.  More 'splosions and less of that thing where characters move their mouths and noises come out.

Not all of us suffer from your ADD, guys.


It's a shame they decided that they needed to establish Godzilla's universe. I can't believe they explained his origin.
 
2014-07-27 10:55:07 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: It's a shame they decided that they needed to establish Godzilla's universe. I can't believe they explained his origin.


...and had to use WORDS to do it!
 
2014-07-27 10:56:22 AM  
No love?
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2014-07-27 11:02:33 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: It's a shame they decided that they needed to establish Godzilla's universe. I can't believe they explained his origin.

...and had to use WORDS to do it!


They even had intelligent characters in the movie. The conversation between the scientist and admiral is example of that. I like that they actually debated the correct course of action.
 
2014-07-27 11:03:26 AM  
If its's a retelling of the original Ghidorah movie, are they going to be in it?
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2014-07-27 11:03:35 AM  
Oh lord. That's a bad sign. It reminds of the Batman franchise. One primary villian is good. Two villains (or one primary and a couple of cameos) is troubling, but salvageable. Villain after villain after villain and the result can be summed up succinctly (just not on this websites) as "da fark" did I just watch?
 
2014-07-27 11:07:08 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Oh lord. That's a bad sign. It reminds of the Batman franchise. One primary villian is good. Two villains (or one primary and a couple of cameos) is troubling, but salvageable. Villain after villain after villain and the result can be summed up succinctly (just not on this websites) as "da fark" did I just watch?


Well, remember that Subby may have gotten ahead of him/herself with the "battle against" all three.  Legendary has the rights to these characters, and they essentially said that the kaiju will appear in the film.  It could be that (and I would expect this because he's the most hollow character) that a "highlight reel" of Godzilla smoking Rodan before the events of the sequel would be a likelier course.
 
2014-07-27 11:17:21 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: MrHappyRotter: Oh lord. That's a bad sign. It reminds of the Batman franchise. One primary villian is good. Two villains (or one primary and a couple of cameos) is troubling, but salvageable. Villain after villain after villain and the result can be summed up succinctly (just not on this websites) as "da fark" did I just watch?

Well, remember that Subby may have gotten ahead of him/herself with the "battle against" all three.  Legendary has the rights to these characters, and they essentially said that the kaiju will appear in the film.  It could be that (and I would expect this because he's the most hollow character) that a "highlight reel" of Godzilla smoking Rodan before the events of the sequel would be a likelier course.


And, to be fair, Mothra was already in the first movie.  So, yeah--it could be a cameo or something as opposed to 4 giant, battling Kaiju.

/Can't find a pic but in the movie, there's a fish thank in Bryan Cranston's apartment w/a cocoon in it.  The label on the fish tank says Mothra.
 
2014-07-27 11:29:14 AM  

trippycrazy12: If its's a retelling of the original Ghidorah movie, are they going to be in it?
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I certainly hope so.  Do you know how difficult it is to find a good Mothra interpreter nowadays?

They're like the tiny typewriter repairmen of the mystical Japanese faery world.
 
2014-07-27 11:42:42 AM  
I've always hated Mothra.  I like the pre-Mothra caterpillars though.

But I don't want another Godzilla movie.  I want a Gamera movie.

/Gamera is really neat
 
2014-07-27 11:44:31 AM  

brigid_fitch: /Can't find a pic but in the movie, there's a fish thank in Bryan Cranston's apartment w/a cocoon in it. The label on the fish tank says Mothra.


There's also a poster in the kid's bedroom with Mothra on it.  I expect a badass, non-wobbly headed version of Ghidorah to be the main troublemaker.
 
2014-07-27 11:49:50 AM  
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Render unto Ghidora what is Ghidora's!
 
2014-07-27 12:33:47 PM  
I dunno. The last film didn't have enough Godzilla or Heisenberg and had waaaay too much KickAss.
 
2014-07-27 12:41:45 PM  

hubiestubert: lelio: Can someone explain how a giant moth became a monster? Of all the insects out there I can't see a moth as ever rising to the level of scary.

Then you have never seen the hurricane winds and the scales from the wings of the beast that can fell even the King of Monsters. Directed by tiny women with god complexes, Mothra is one of the most dangerous of all the kaiju...


She also sports the best record against the Big G: albeit with support, Mothra has actually DEFEATED Godzilla on three separate occasions, in Mothra vs. Godzilla, aka Godzilla vs The Thing (1964), Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992), and Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)! :-)
 
2014-07-27 12:51:55 PM  

JAGUART: I dunno. The last film didn't have enough Godzilla or Heisenberg and had waaaay too much KickAss.


You hit the nail on the head there. Cranston was good as always and I would have much preferred him as the main character. I hated the subplot of Quicksilver and Scarlet witch. Those parts dragged the movie down for me.
 
2014-07-27 01:06:38 PM  

Captain Steroid: hubiestubert: lelio: Can someone explain how a giant moth became a monster? Of all the insects out there I can't see a moth as ever rising to the level of scary.

Then you have never seen the hurricane winds and the scales from the wings of the beast that can fell even the King of Monsters. Directed by tiny women with god complexes, Mothra is one of the most dangerous of all the kaiju...

She also sports the best record against the Big G: albeit with support, Mothra has actually DEFEATED Godzilla on three separate occasions, in Mothra vs. Godzilla, aka Godzilla vs The Thing (1964), Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992), and Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)! :-)


If you add in the fact that she and Anguirus's spirits created the massive King Ghidorah in Giant Monsters All Out Attack!, then you could add an assist to her column.

A friend of mine, who is unfamiliar with Godzilla was shocked to see he was the "good guy" in 2014.  I told her that he usually is, but when he goes too far, then Mothra needs to come in and sort him out.
 
2014-07-27 01:15:03 PM  
Doing the dance of joy
 
2014-07-27 01:20:38 PM  
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mosura ya Mosura
Tasukete yo te yobeba
Toki o koete, umi o koete, nami no yo ni
Yate kuru
Mamorigami
Mosura ya Mosura
Yasasishasae wasure
Arehateta hito no kokoro inorinagara utaitai
Ai no uta
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu

Translation
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
Of forgotten kindness and ruined spirits
We pray for the people's spirit as we sing
This song of love
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
 
2014-07-27 02:11:33 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Blathering Idjut: Mr.Tangent: Carousel Beast: So. instead of 10 seconds of actual monster footage, we might get 40 (10 seconds for each monster)?

Tell me about it, the last movie needed more giant monster breaking shiat and less Walter White running around like a tool.

Yes, please.  All movies should be made for those of us with the attention span of a gnat.  More 'splosions and less of that thing where characters move their mouths and noises come out.

Not all of us suffer from your ADD, guys.

It's a shame they decided that they needed to establish Godzilla's universe. I can't believe they explained his origin.


Because nobody knows what Godzilla is or how he came to be.
 
2014-07-27 02:24:47 PM  
Call me when Megalon, Gigan, Anguirus, and Jet Jaguar show up.
 
2014-07-27 03:14:44 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: I may be in the minority, but I've always loved Mothra appearances.  King Ghidorah ... I dunno.  I'll have to see the redesign, but the puppetry for KG has always been offputting, as the thing can't seem to organize its heads.


Heresy!

King Ghidorah is the coolest thing ever of all time.
 
2014-07-27 03:28:06 PM  

orange storm: Doing the dance of joy


A happy moment. :P
 
2014-07-27 03:53:35 PM  

Carousel Beast: Because nobody knows what Godzilla is or how he came to be.


Look, most Americans are hard-pressed to remember films that happened two years ago, much less a foreign film that appeared in 1954.

\took a poll of my college students a few weeks ago
\\none of them have heard of The Blair Witch Project
 
2014-07-27 03:54:53 PM  
I remember enjoying Godzilla movies when they used to show them on tv in the afternoon. I know there are untold numbers of different versions of really crappy work, can someone give me some titles, or versions considered the best. Im thinking 70's era, but that's just when I watched them. /the creepy dwarf twins upthread? Along those lines
 
2014-07-27 04:16:23 PM  
Personally I have always like the four-legged design of Emperor Ghidorrah

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2014-07-27 06:24:15 PM  

grimlock1972: Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mosura ya Mosura
Tasukete yo te yobeba
Toki o koete, umi o koete, nami no yo ni
Yate kuru
Mamorigami
Mosura ya Mosura
Yasasishasae wasure
Arehateta hito no kokoro inorinagara utaitai
Ai no uta
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu

Translation
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
Of forgotten kindness and ruined spirits
We pray for the people's spirit as we sing
This song of love
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel


A nerd is you.
 
2014-07-27 06:30:54 PM  

Ooba Tooba: I remember enjoying Godzilla movies when they used to show them on tv in the afternoon. I know there are untold numbers of different versions of really crappy work, can someone give me some titles, or versions considered the best. Im thinking 70's era, but that's just when I watched them. /the creepy dwarf twins upthread? Along those lines


Most of the Millenium era is considered to be tops, but there's plenty out there.

Giant Monsters All Out Attack!
vs. Biollante
Godzilla 2000
against Mechagodzilla (the newest one)
Tokyo SOS

And, to a lesser extent, vs. Megaguirus.  I would also add vs. Destroyah in there, too, though it is a bit older.
 
2014-07-27 06:49:28 PM  

Soulcatcher: grimlock1972: Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mosura ya Mosura
Tasukete yo te yobeba
Toki o koete, umi o koete, nami no yo ni
Yate kuru
Mamorigami
Mosura ya Mosura
Yasasishasae wasure
Arehateta hito no kokoro inorinagara utaitai
Ai no uta
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu

Translation
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
Of forgotten kindness and ruined spirits
We pray for the people's spirit as we sing
This song of love
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel

A nerd is you.


Indeed but i prefer Kaiju enthusiast.
 
2014-07-27 08:59:05 PM  

grimlock1972: Indeed but i prefer Kaiju enthusiast.


If you ever see a nerd wearing a monocle, he probably refers to monsters as "kaiju".
 
2014-07-27 09:26:27 PM  
I'll have you know submitter that back in my day only girls 'creamed their pants.' But you kids today with your bippin' and your boppin' think it's okay for a BOY to cream his pants. Well it aint!

Boy's 'jizz' their pants. That's the way it is and that's the way it's supposed to be. Dammit.
 
2014-07-27 10:06:33 PM  

grimlock1972: Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu



Every time I think of Mothra, not matter how briefly, that infernal song gets stuck in my head for hours. Such was my upbringing.

/I speak no Japanese.
 
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