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(Crooks & Liars)   Go home, Sarah Palin. You're drunk   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 218
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2014-07-27 02:14:52 AM  
I couldn't tell the difference.
 
2014-07-27 02:25:28 AM  
I had a feeling she wasn't sipping soda from that big-gulp.
 
2014-07-27 07:03:33 AM  
Evidently she inhaled
 
2014-07-27 07:39:23 AM  
Drunk on freedom!
 
2014-07-27 08:32:33 AM  
I believe that would be Norcos.
 
2014-07-27 08:33:51 AM  
To me she always sounds like she's half in the bag; however, she did seem.....particularly off.
 
2014-07-27 08:35:52 AM  
Doesn't uhh...Doesn't she have a Pac too?
 
2014-07-27 08:36:26 AM  
If they didn't manage to kill so many people last time, having a Republican in the White House again would be comedy gold.

/But, let's avoid that again, shall we?
 
2014-07-27 08:37:10 AM  
Make sure you get a designated driver though!
 
2014-07-27 08:37:47 AM  

RowdyRough: Doesn't uhh...Doesn't she have a Pac too?


That's like asking if a walmart has a cash register.
 
2014-07-27 08:44:01 AM  
There are parts of that video where one of Palin's staunch defenders (she's still not going to sleep with you) will argue that it has been altered, slowed down to make her sound and appear drunk.  It seriously does sound like that at points.  But if you watch the body movement, it appears normal.

So I guess their only defense will be "Aww, shucks, that's just Mama Grizzly tying one on and having a little fun!  Even wasted she can wow the crowd!"
 
2014-07-27 08:49:35 AM  

LarryDan43: I believe that would be Norcos.


Yeah, but she's speedballing with  coke or meth. She's been this way for a couple of years and she'sdefinitely playing with fire.
 
2014-07-27 08:51:57 AM  
Maybe her intestines heard what was coming out of her mouth all these years and finally reached up and strangled her brain.

While they were doing that, her intestines said "Stop trying to give away my job!"
 
2014-07-27 08:55:25 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: LarryDan43: I believe that would be Norcos.

Yeah, but she's speedballing with  coke or meth. She's been this way for a couple of years and she'sdefinitely playing with fire.


I can imagine the drone used to kill Brietbart would be blamed if she ODs, tho.
 
2014-07-27 08:58:31 AM  
She wasn't drinking. She was qualifying.
 
2014-07-27 08:59:32 AM  
She might be one of those people who have a single drink and suddenly sound tipsy for a while.  On the other hand, who the fark cares what that half-term-qutting hypocritical MSM-cashing-in creep does or says.  She can chug a bottle of whiskey and projectile vomit on the audience and I still won't care.  Yesterday's mashed potatoes are yesterday's.
 
2014-07-27 09:03:10 AM  
I don't want to inflict this on myself. Was it really much worse than her usual method of taking a big bucket of words and throwing them in the general direction of a concept as fast as possible?
 
2014-07-27 09:08:52 AM  
it's worth it just to hear her rant about how God doesn't drive parked cars.

I can't listen to it here so I don't know if she was drunk but I do know that if there is a God he's going to kick her ass for constantly speaking for him and attributing stupid shiat in His name.
 
2014-07-27 09:09:01 AM  
She opens with a jokes about the size of Colorado mountains, saying they look like hills compared to Alaska's mountains? I can see that joke maybe in Appalachia, but Colorado has some really big mountains. It's kind of their thing. Oh and really good way to play to your audience, get into a pissing contest about how where you are from is better than where you are at. She always comes across as so petty in her speeches. /toasts a big gulp

I also loved the projection when she said "politics isn't the passionate cause- it's a moneymaker" about Obama. Now please, go donate to SarahPAC and continue paying me tens of thousands of dollars to ramble for 30 mins.
 
2014-07-27 09:11:44 AM  
I always thought Sarah Palin sounded like Sandy the Squirrel just dumber
 
2014-07-27 09:14:43 AM  
Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl
 
2014-07-27 09:17:48 AM  

Kibbler: She might be one of those people who have a single drink and suddenly sound tipsy for a while.  On the other hand, who the fark cares what that half-term-qutting hypocritical MSM-cashing-in creep does or says.  She can chug a bottle of whiskey and projectile vomit on the audience and I still won't care.  Yesterday's mashed potatoes are yesterday's.


Yesterday's mashed potatoes need to have some milk and eggs added to them, and fried up for potato pancakes. Serve with applesauce.
 
2014-07-27 09:17:55 AM  

Epicanis: I don't want to inflict this on myself. Was it really much worse than her usual method of taking a big bucket of words and throwing them in the general direction of a concept as fast as possible?


Yes. I rarely click a video link, but you could just watch the first thirty seconds of this and conclude she was under the influence of something. No joke.
 
2014-07-27 09:18:12 AM  

dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl


Stigginit!
 
2014-07-27 09:18:59 AM  

dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl


You do understand that, at this point, we are really just laughing at her, right?

How does someone so wrong about human emotions, such as you, manage to function in society?
 
2014-07-27 09:19:25 AM  

Epicanis: I don't want to inflict this on myself. Was it really much worse than her usual method of taking a big bucket of words and throwing them in the general direction of a concept as fast as possible?


Yeah, just an unending stream of buzzwords and gratuitous Obama hate, only a bit more slurred than usual.
 
2014-07-27 09:20:09 AM  

Vodka Zombie: You do understand that, at this point, we are really just laughing at her, right?


Were we ever not?
 
2014-07-27 09:20:51 AM  

Kibbler: She might be one of those people who have a single drink and suddenly sound tipsy for a while.  On the other hand, who the fark cares what that half-term-qutting hypocritical MSM-cashing-in creep does or says.  She can chug a bottle of whiskey and projectile vomit on the audience and I still won't care.  Yesterday's mashed potatoes are yesterday's.


I care, inasmuch as she could do exactly as you said and her supporters would still see her fit to lead and throw money at her.

dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl


See?  This is a story about how she was clearly inebriated during a speech and has appeared so several times in the past, and somehow, this "sticks it to the libs" or something.
 
2014-07-27 09:21:03 AM  
People actually pay her to give speeches like that? That was just terrible. It was like some old lady trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld, and doing it very badly.
 
2014-07-27 09:21:17 AM  

dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl


She might make your panties wet, but as a liberal she's certainly not twisting mine.

Or anyone else's here.

/We're not raging, we're laughing.
//We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.
///Ha-ha.
 
2014-07-27 09:23:04 AM  
Ya'think they add canned laughter at an event like this?
 
2014-07-27 09:23:19 AM  

LectertheChef: People actually pay her to give speeches like that? That was just terrible. It was like some old lady trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld, and doing it very badly.


What's the deal with these socialists? I don't want to socialize with them. If anything, they should be called  unsocialists.
 
2014-07-27 09:25:21 AM  

Conthan: She opens with a jokes about the size of Colorado mountains, saying they look like hills compared to Alaska's mountains?


Who thinks a chick is going to have penis size issues?
 
2014-07-27 09:25:42 AM  
Her tits look bigger.
 
2014-07-27 09:29:03 AM  
"Tummy tickling"?

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People pay real money to listen to that gooned gal sling slurred word salad?

Really?

It was like one sprawling sentence that included every batshiat RW conspiracy theory laced ever replete with bumper sticker logic, every Republican buzz word ever assembled and assorted nod to baby Jesus.

Only, you know... as read by Norma Desmond on happy pills.

She was never ready for prime time and now she's losing whatever faculties she once possessed.
 
2014-07-27 09:32:50 AM  

dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl


It never fails. Someone constantly confusing mockery with outrage. Palin's the best thing to happen to liberals.
 
2014-07-27 09:35:49 AM  

Bslim: Her tits look bigger.


Boozebra, holds about a liter.
 
2014-07-27 09:41:50 AM  
 
2014-07-27 09:42:58 AM  
Unfortunately, I'm was unable to judge the video. I got as far as, "It's nice to be back in the Mile High City..." and then blood started coming out of my ears and my dog released a plaintive wail.
 
2014-07-27 09:44:20 AM  
Look, anything with Queen Esther cannot be in the Politics section. She's strictly entertainment -- and not even much of that.
 
2014-07-27 09:46:01 AM  
It was 2008, and John McCain had just selected SP as his running mate, and everyone was in awe of her, before we found out that her abstinence-only daughter was pregnant. And someone used the expression "VPILF" on a FARK headline. I had to look up VPILF and actually learned that before I learned MILF.
 
2014-07-27 09:47:55 AM  

Kevin72: [s25.postimg.org image 448x800]
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Damn I miss those.
 
2014-07-27 09:50:36 AM  
Sometimes it can be tough to tell the deference between drunkenness and mental illness.
 
2014-07-27 09:52:54 AM  
tldw. People actually subject themselves to that voice willingly?
 
2014-07-27 09:54:24 AM  

Bslim: Her tits look bigger.


No woman who has had 5 kids, one after age 43 has ever had boobs that look like hers.
At some point she had a boob job. HAT's what important to her...no compassion, no empathy, just vapid concerns like how are her boobs arousing the "men"* in the room

* "men" in quotes because most of her male fans need ED meds to get it up(for a female,at least), or are like Coulter, bulldykes still in the closet, and yet get massive Boehners when ever Sister Sarah opens her pie hole.
 
2014-07-27 09:55:25 AM  
Given she's speaking in Colorado, my first inclination was to go with the "when in Rome..." explanation. But no. Pills and booze.

Jorn the Younger: dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl

She might make your panties wet, but as a liberal she's certainly not twisting mine.

Or anyone else's here.

/We're not raging, we're laughing.
//We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.
///Ha-ha.


I think at this point, we've moved on to "We're not laughing at you, we're laughing on you."
 
2014-07-27 09:55:43 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Bslim: Her tits look bigger.

No woman who has had 5 kids, one after age 43 has ever had boobs that look like hers.
At some point she had a boob job. HAT's what important to her...no compassion, no empathy, just vapid concerns like how are her boobs arousing the "men"* in the room

* "men" in quotes because most of her male fans need ED meds to get it up(for a female,at least), or are like Coulter, bulldykes still in the closet, and yet get massive Boehners when ever Sister Sarah opens her pie hole.


*zip*

Please continue...
 
2014-07-27 09:56:05 AM  
Content's the same but the delivery...did she have a special brownie? A stroke?
 
2014-07-27 09:56:48 AM  
My suggestion is for Mrs. Palin to put her money where her mouth is and run for office. Anything at the Federal level will be fine.
 
2014-07-27 10:05:30 AM  

dantheman195: Sarah Palin, getting liberal panties in a twist since 2008

Keep going girl


Does pointing and laughing count as "panties in a twist" now?
 
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