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(Blogger.com)   We're being invaded by an army from Central America and Mexico, we've lost Iraq, Muslim terrorists are setting up a Caliphate, and the federal government draws a red line -- over bake sales at schools   (muskegonpundit.blogspot.com) divider line 232
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2014-07-27 07:33:59 AM
Show us on the doll where you imagined the mean brown people touched you, subby
 
2014-07-27 07:38:02 AM
rightpunditry.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-27 08:34:58 AM
learnhowtoblog.com.au
 
2014-07-27 08:37:00 AM
Invading army of what, exactly?
 
2014-07-27 08:40:06 AM
It's an invading army.

You know, for kids.
 
2014-07-27 08:43:20 AM
 ProfessorSubby, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewersFarkers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
 
2014-07-27 08:51:55 AM
Remember when some dolts called Petraeus "Betrayus" and the right just howled and howled and howled about the unbelievable arrogance and crudity of the left?

Now we have the First Lady dressed as a Nazi.  Because she urges better nutrition in the school lunch program.

My, how we've changed!
 
2014-07-27 08:52:03 AM
Your blog sucks.
 
2014-07-27 08:53:29 AM
Your blog? It sucks
 
2014-07-27 08:55:35 AM
I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"
 
2014-07-27 08:56:52 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"


It's really a red flag that it's a person you don't want to take seriously about anything.
 
2014-07-27 09:02:18 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"


They don't really have many good policy positions to promote and most if the really valid things they could criticize Obama for are things they want to do anyway, so instead their strategy is to demonize various folks on the left (Clinton, Pelosi, Warren, Lois Lerner, Michelle Obama... funny how they're almost all women...) and then link other Democrat candidates to them "X voted with Pelosi 95% of the time"
 
2014-07-27 09:02:59 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"


Because she is connected with Barrack, the right would be outraged if she said that people should breath oxygen.
 
2014-07-27 09:04:40 AM
I heard moochelle is gonna ban the chocolate fountain at the golden corral
 
2014-07-27 09:07:54 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I heard moochelle is gonna ban the chocolate fountain at the golden corral


She's going to cut the portions of all you can eat buffets in half.
 
2014-07-27 09:08:50 AM

dywed88: Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"

Because she is connected with Barrack, the right would be outraged if she said that people should breath oxygen.


The ones that call her fat really confuse me.  It's like they don't have eyes.
 
2014-07-27 09:11:21 AM

Alphax: dywed88: Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"

Because she is connected with Barrack, the right would be outraged if she said that people should breath oxygen.

The ones that call her fat really confuse me.  It's like they don't have eyes.


No, they just think it is a witty insult because her biggest talking point is improving nutrition and reducing obesity. Remember, truthiness is more important than the truth.
 
2014-07-27 09:11:50 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"


It hits a little close to home for a lot of us. If a First Lady Cause is drugs or literature, well that doesn't affect me, I'm a good parent and I know my kid isn't on drugs/can read. But if the First Lady is telling me to feed my kids some salad, and I look at my table and supper tonight is breaded chicken, cheesy potatoes, stuffing, rice, and rolls...well who the hell does she think she is?
 
2014-07-27 09:12:45 AM
Yeah, that army of kids fleeing violence in their home country or trying to reunite with their parents are really scary, subby.
 
2014-07-27 09:14:02 AM

jayhawk88: I'm a good parent and I know my kid isn't on drugs/can read.


Of course, if you are saying that about any kid over 13 you are probably wrong.
 
2014-07-27 09:14:16 AM

Alphax: Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"

It's really a red flag that it's a person you don't want to take seriously about anything.


Morbidly obese people in hover rounds are excellent sources of the truth
 
2014-07-27 09:14:22 AM
Obama's Presidency: The Bullied Pulpit?
 
2014-07-27 09:16:55 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: Morbidly obese people in hover rounds are excellent sources of the truth


I imagine the dinner tables of her derpiest detractors were the inspiration for the dinner scene in Talladega Nights.  I'm sure they didn't see anything wrong with it.
 
2014-07-27 09:17:53 AM

dookdookdook:


Ha! Love it :)
 
2014-07-27 09:19:07 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Yeah, that army of kids fleeing violence in their home country or trying to reunite with their parents are really scary, subby.


Yeah, this is the free advice I'd offer the Republicans: you do know that when you go on about a "border invasion", and when Rick Perry is putting on his Smart Feller Glasses to send the National Guard to stem the time, you're talking about a bunch of little kids, don't you?
 
2014-07-27 09:24:06 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"


Clearly you need a history lesson.

Hitler was a vegetarian. When he came to power he passed a law forcing everyone else to be a vegetarian too. Nobody said anything. Than he came for the Jews. If only people had spoken up when he outlawed beef.
 
2014-07-27 09:29:35 AM

Ambivalence: Invading army of what, exactly?


It's an invading army with no weapons, no supply chain, and one that is easily detained at the border.

Actually, it's the worst thing conservatives can imagine.  It's a chance to represent true christian values, and they're failing miserably.
 
2014-07-27 09:29:53 AM
Bake sales take place during school lunch periods?
 
2014-07-27 09:30:49 AM
Competitive Snacking -- the new reality series on FOX in danger of government shutdown.

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2014-07-27 09:31:53 AM

Great_Milenko: Ambivalence: Invading army of what, exactly?

It's an invading army with no weapons, no supply chain, and one that is easily detained at the border.

Actually, it's the worst thing conservatives can imagine.  It's a chance to represent true christian values, and they're failing miserably.


It gives them a chance to use one of my favorite arguments--"It's not Christian values if the government forces us to do it!"
 
2014-07-27 09:35:31 AM
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2014-07-27 09:35:50 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-27 09:37:41 AM
The only thing this crappy blog has going for it is that it wasn't in list form.

No, I didn't read it.  It's not in list form, is it?
 
2014-07-27 09:43:39 AM

BitwiseShift: Competitive Snacking -- the new reality series on FOX in danger of government shutdown.

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Botero?
 
2014-07-27 09:45:23 AM
www.twonkhammer.com
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2014-07-27 09:45:40 AM
I read that as "Some uppity elitist food snob wants to infringe on my right to feed my kid crappy food."
 
2014-07-27 09:45:46 AM

Cake Hunter: It's an invading army.

You know, for kids.


You know who else raised an army of kids...
 
2014-07-27 09:45:54 AM
Artist's depiction of blogger:

Somewhat NSFW
 
2014-07-27 09:47:56 AM

Kibbler:

Remember when some dolts called Petraeus "Betrayus" and the right just howled and howled and howled about the unbelievable arrogance and crudity of the left?

Now we have the First Lady dressed as a Nazi.  Because she urges better nutrition in the school lunch program.

My, how we've changed!
How very true.  We should present her in a light that shows off the whole package, which is a SIDE light.

www.ihatethemedia.com

 
2014-07-27 09:48:29 AM
Sucky blog aside I find the issue interesting.

New government regulations designed to decrease child obesity came into play as of July 1 which make the traditional bake sale a non starter apparently.

This has created push back by various state governments like Georgia's who have created a 30-days-a-year exemption for bake sales because they feel the schools still need them because of funding shortages.

I do think some kind of compromise is in order here but that trying to have that discussion with someone who thinks Michele Obama is worse than Hitler would probably be fruitless.
 
2014-07-27 09:49:38 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: I really don't get the Michelle hate.

"Hey maybe we should eat veggies and grow our own gardens so we can all be healthier"

"THIS IS THE SAME AS HITLER"


Because Hitler forced us to have victory gardens, in which we grew our own vegetables.
 
2014-07-27 09:51:34 AM
All blogs suck.
They do.
Don't you try to f**king tell me that they don't.
Because they do.
 
2014-07-27 09:52:15 AM
Ha!  He anonymously gushed about his own pseudoblog in the comments section.
 
2014-07-27 09:53:09 AM
Conspiracy theories are the best kind of theories.  Scientific theories that have evidence behind them (you know the ones I am talking about you athiest darwin worshiping climate obsessed liberals) should be disregarded but if there are any theories that reflect poorly on democrats they must be right.  It only makes perfect sense that scientific inquiry be less believable than homespun logic gleaned from an oversimplified view of the world.
 
2014-07-27 09:56:15 AM

quatchi: Sucky blog aside I find the issue interesting.

New government regulations designed to decrease child obesity came into play as of July 1 which make the traditional bake sale a non starter apparently.

This has created push back by various state governments like Georgia's who have created a 30-days-a-year exemption for bake sales because they feel the schools still need them because of funding shortages.

I do think some kind of compromise is in order here but that trying to have that discussion with someone who thinks Michele Obama is worse than Hitler would probably be fruitless.


Much like their children's diets.
 
2014-07-27 09:56:40 AM

Ambivalence: Invading army of what, exactly?


It's an army damnit, an Army!  That's why wer have to send our own army to the border even though they have no legal power to do anything about it!
 
2014-07-27 09:56:50 AM

quatchi: Sucky blog aside I find the issue interesting.

New government regulations designed to decrease child obesity came into play as of July 1 which make the traditional bake sale a non starter apparently.

This has created push back by various state governments like Georgia's who have created a 30-days-a-year exemption for bake sales because they feel the schools still need them because of funding shortages.

I do think some kind of compromise is in order here but that trying to have that discussion with someone who thinks Michele Obama is worse than Hitler would probably be fruitless.


I suppose having the state adequately fund the schools, and eliminating the need for "funding through bake sale", is off the table?

Bake sale = Boot straps? Only a nazi/commie/muslin/fascist/empty suit/tyrant's wife could oppose such a thing. Obviously.
 
2014-07-27 10:00:11 AM

born_yesterday: Great_Milenko: Ambivalence: Invading army of what, exactly?

It's an invading army with no weapons, no supply chain, and one that is easily detained at the border.

Actually, it's the worst thing conservatives can imagine.  It's a chance to represent true christian values, and they're failing miserably.

It gives them a chance to use one of my favorite arguments--"It's not Christian values if the government forces us to do it!"


Then how come they want to use the government to force the "Christian value" of hetero sexual marriage on everyone?
 
2014-07-27 10:00:24 AM
Alright, I've had enough.

Drew, how do I change my user name to "BarrIndependent?"
 
2014-07-27 10:01:10 AM

GeneralJim: Kibbler: Remember when some dolts called Petraeus "Betrayus" and the right just howled and howled and howled about the unbelievable arrogance and crudity of the left?

Now we have the First Lady dressed as a Nazi.  Because she urges better nutrition in the school lunch program.

My, how we've changed!How very true.  We should present her in a light that shows off the whole package, which is a SIDE light.


Really? This again?
 
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