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bluorangefyre: BTW, this won the interwebs this past week.
bluorangefyre: just like the NASCAR rulebook
DanZero: @nascarcasmTaking a wild stab at body-language interpretation.[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]
bluorangefyre: HELLO! My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. I killed a jet dryer and balanced a Russian and his race car on my little head last week in Toronto. PREPARE TO DIE!
The Bestest: So is JGR the prevailing theory on where Carl is headed?
DanZero: and balanced a Russian and his race car on my little head last week in Toronto
The Bestest: DanZero: and balanced a Russian and his race car on my little head last week in Torontoother way around/who would the Cup equivalent of Mikhail Aleshin be?
The Bestest: bluorangefyre: just like the NASCAR rulebookI think Indy has NASCAR beat in that department, if last weekend was any indication.Anyhow..Go A-Bow!Go RyTru!Whitt, Y U qualify so low? At least you're in.Bliss.. no.. No! You stay home and think about what you did!Also, Carl has left Roush but can't say who his new team is.. Trevor Bayne is replacing him.
crotchgrabber: When is the green flag?Just a few miles left in the tour and want to watch.
Mztlplx: Cole Whitt?
The Bestest: Also, Carl has left Roush but can't say who his new team is.. Trevor Bayne is replacing him.
bluorangefyre: The Bestest: Also, Carl has left Roush but can't say who his new team is.. Trevor Bayne is replacing him.How old is that kid replacing Evil Opie?
bluorangefyre: OK, this guy did a good job on the anthem.
Adolf Oliver Nipples: bluorangefyre: OK, this guy did a good job on the anthem.If you dig country twang and improvisation, sure. Otherwise, no.
smerfnablin: Just a prediction for later today...[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x457]
bluorangefyre: THAT'S what NASCAR needs to do: install big guns onto the cars!
Jensaarai: With the Jimmie Johnson rule in effect, I fear this will be the 48's day.
bluorangefyre: Rusty picks Juablo. I'd love to see it to see if HWSNBN will attempt the double next year just because.
ClavellBCMI: I'm just still laughing at the whining that Nico Rosberg did at the Hungarian GP when Lewis Hamilton wouldn't slow down and let Rosberg by him when Nico wanted Hamilton to. I'd like to see Rosberg try that with a NASCAR team.
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