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(MTV)   Thor has a gimpy arm, Hawkeye seems to have borrowed The Hulk's arms in this new poster from The Avengers: Age of a Really Competitive Game of Twister   (mtv.com) divider line 113
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2014-07-26 07:38:42 PM  
That's messed up. The Hulk looks like he's going to cry.
 
2014-07-26 09:08:19 PM  
Why is Superman in the top left?
 
2014-07-26 09:11:42 PM  

Mugato: That's messed up. The Hulk looks like he's going to cry.


That Ultronbot with an arm around his neck is actually checking Hulk's prostate with it's other hand.

It's other cold metal hand.
 
2014-07-26 09:15:18 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Mugato: That's messed up. The Hulk looks like he's going to cry.

That Ultronbot with an arm around his neck is actually checking Hulk's prostate with it's other hand.

It's other cold metal hand.


"I say Hulk smash you better...mooooon river. Thanks, Ulton. You ever serve time?"
 
2014-07-26 09:15:38 PM  
That's gotta be The Vision in the top left yeah?
 
2014-07-26 09:16:51 PM  

madcan34: That's gotta be The Vision in the top left yeah?


Much more likely answer than Superman
 
2014-07-26 09:17:13 PM  
Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.
 
2014-07-26 09:17:38 PM  

madcan34: That's gotta be The Vision in the top left yeah?


It looks like Magneto the way he's standing but the X-Men legally aren't allowed to cross paths with the Avengers so, yeah probably.
 
2014-07-26 09:20:41 PM  

Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.


I'm not really a comic book guy and they didn't provide a back story for Hawkeye in the movies so I don't know why a guy with a bow and arrow has anything to contribute. Scarlet doesn't have any powers either but her power is preventing the Avengers from being a sausage fest.
 
2014-07-26 09:21:15 PM  
Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Also, I'm very impressed that The Vision seems to actually be the right colors. Hey Zack Snyder and DC/WB!!! THAT is how you stick to a comic book color scheme and make what will be one of the top-grossing movies of all time, you colorless, embarrassed-that-your-characters-are-from-comic-books dullards!
 
2014-07-26 09:23:18 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Also, I'm very impressed that The Vision seems to actually be the right colors. Hey Zack Snyder and DC/WB!!! THAT is how you stick to a comic book color scheme and make what will be one of the top-grossing movies of all time, you colorless, embarrassed-that-your-characters-are-from-comic-books dullards!


Well, to be fair, you don't exactly see Hawkeye rockin' the purple in these movies.
 
2014-07-26 09:27:23 PM  

Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.


I can't wait for some more convenient plot elements that allow him to use a bow and arrow to assist in the situation.

"Oh, wow. What are the odds. A weak spot in some robot armor that is just big enough to have an arrow shot into it to cause a chain reaction."
 
2014-07-26 09:28:56 PM  

Mugato: Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.

I'm not really a comic book guy and they didn't provide a back story for Hawkeye in the movies so I don't know why a guy with a bow and arrow has anything to contribute. Scarlet doesn't have any powers either but her power is preventing the Avengers from being a sausage fest.


For Scarlet's super power, you should see the openeing scene for Lost in Translation
 
2014-07-26 09:34:29 PM  

mcmnky: Mugato: Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.

I'm not really a comic book guy and they didn't provide a back story for Hawkeye in the movies so I don't know why a guy with a bow and arrow has anything to contribute. Scarlet doesn't have any powers either but her power is preventing the Avengers from being a sausage fest.

For Scarlet's super power, you should see the openeing scene for Lost in Translation


Or the mirror scene in Under the Skin.
 
2014-07-26 09:34:39 PM  

Mugato: Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.

I'm not really a comic book guy and they didn't provide a back story for Hawkeye in the movies so I don't know why a guy with a bow and arrow has anything to contribute. Scarlet doesn't have any powers either but her power is preventing the Avengers from being a sausage fest.


Well, just speaking from movie lore they've shown: They're both high-ranking S.H.I.E.L.D. field operatives. Hawkeye made it pretty clear that he can hit fast-moving targets without even looking at them and that he has a unique perspective on things (he often supplied answers that seemed common-sense and obvious to HIM, but others like Fury didn't think about until he brought it up), and Black Widow has proven to be a skilled super-spy, with some decent tactical abilities and a whole lot of guts. Think of them as James Bonds.

In the comics, The Black Widow DOES have powers. She actually is a sort of super-soldier, though not as powerful or advanced as Captain America. She's 86 years old but appears about 30 and in peak physical condition, and she's probably *just* above Batman's level of intelligence, tactical skill, and melee talents. She uses a variety of gadgets, but her favorite items are her pistols and her "Widow's Sting" which you can see her using in TFA's poster-- it's an electrical zap that can get even the Hulk's attention.

Hawkeye has NO powers, but he busts his ass to be an exceptionally skilled marksman (with a bow or just about anything else), an extremely talented swordsman, and a melee combatant on par with the world's best. He's a guy who is constantly pushing himself to be the very best he can be because he knows he's the guy with no powers on a team with gods and hulks and super-soldiers. Think of him as sort of like Batman with a hard-on for the bow instead of the bat motif, and no rule against killing if need arises (though he avoids it when he can). Of course, old-school Hawkeye had lots of trick arrows-- exploding, glue, light strobe, gas, net, etc.-- but they haven't gotten into that too much in the movies.

Actually, Arrow's Ollie was more like Hawkeye than he is like Green Arrow. Green Arrow is actually a hippie, liberal, Robin Hood freedom fighter sort of guy who loves his trick arrows (He used to use a boxing glove arrow. No kidding.) and frequently goes up against raging capitalist supervillains.
 
2014-07-26 09:35:44 PM  

Mugato: Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.

I'm not really a comic book guy and they didn't provide a back story for Hawkeye in the movies so I don't know why a guy with a bow and arrow has anything to contribute. Scarlet doesn't have any powers either but her power is preventing the Avengers from being a sausage fest.


The Avengers IS a sausage fest, let's face it.

NTTAWWT, but they could toss Scarlet out and just admit it.
 
2014-07-26 09:35:46 PM  
The alternate version is even better :

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-26 09:36:00 PM  
Oh yeah... The Black Widow (in the comics) is also possessed of a superior immune system and enhanced physical durability.
 
2014-07-26 09:37:11 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: The alternate version is even better :

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Jeez. Don't let whoever drew that look at any posters from 1980 or earlier. They'll have a fit.
 
2014-07-26 09:41:01 PM  

The Bestest: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Also, I'm very impressed that The Vision seems to actually be the right colors. Hey Zack Snyder and DC/WB!!! THAT is how you stick to a comic book color scheme and make what will be one of the top-grossing movies of all time, you colorless, embarrassed-that-your-characters-are-from-comic-books dullards!

Well, to be fair, you don't exactly see Hawkeye rockin' the purple in these movies.


He did switch out of that costume just prior to the movies, though. That was an old-school costume, and it really was kinda stupid.

But over at WB, Superman is embarrassed to be wearing bright blue and red, so he's in maroon and navy. Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue, and her Golden Lasso of Truth is now kind of metallic grey. Batman is all in black.

Meanwhile, we have red, white & blue Captain America, yellow-and-green Vision, green-and-purple Hulk, A Scarlet Witch who actually wears scarlet, and flashy-as-hell gold-and-hot rod red Iron Man.

And don't even start on the Guardians of the Galaxy! They look like a fiesta salad with all their colors!
 
2014-07-26 09:45:12 PM  

Weatherkiss: Old Man Winter: Kinda looks like the forgot Hawkeye and had to paint him in real quick. I can't blame them for forgetting him though.

I can't wait for some more convenient plot elements that allow him to use a bow and arrow to assist in the situation.

"Oh, wow. What are the odds. A weak spot in some robot armor that is just big enough to have an arrow shot into it to cause a chain reaction."


If you'll notice, a couple of the Ultrons around him have arrows going through their head. Apparently they're not indestructible adamantium in this universe.
 
2014-07-26 09:45:17 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!


Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".
 
2014-07-26 09:45:45 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: The Bestest: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Also, I'm very impressed that The Vision seems to actually be the right colors. Hey Zack Snyder and DC/WB!!! THAT is how you stick to a comic book color scheme and make what will be one of the top-grossing movies of all time, you colorless, embarrassed-that-your-characters-are-from-comic-books dullards!

Well, to be fair, you don't exactly see Hawkeye rockin' the purple in these movies.

He did switch out of that costume just prior to the movies, though. That was an old-school costume, and it really was kinda stupid.

But over at WB, Superman is embarrassed to be wearing bright blue and red, so he's in maroon and navy. Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue, and her Golden Lasso of Truth is now kind of metallic grey. Batman is all in black.

Meanwhile, we have red, white & blue Captain America, yellow-and-green Vision, green-and-purple Hulk, A Scarlet Witch who actually wears scarlet, and flashy-as-hell gold-and-hot rod red Iron Man.

And don't even start on the Guardians of the Galaxy! They look like a fiesta salad with all their colors!


I'd like to start on Gamora
 
2014-07-26 09:47:58 PM  

Think 4D: If you'll notice, a couple of the Ultrons around him have arrows going through their head. Apparently they're not indestructible adamantium in this universe.


Maybe Adamantium is owned by Fox. So they had to go with Vibranium that is impervious to every firearm known to man except arrows.
 
2014-07-26 09:50:48 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: she's probably *just* above Batman's level of intelligence, tactical skill, and melee talents.


How about no.


That being said.
Vision rocks!
Wonder Woman looks good. They could have brightened her up a little and got rid of the high heels, but other than that the movie is shaping up.
 
2014-07-26 09:52:39 PM  

Weatherkiss: Think 4D: If you'll notice, a couple of the Ultrons around him have arrows going through their head. Apparently they're not indestructible adamantium in this universe.

Maybe Adamantium is owned by Fox. So they had to go with Vibranium that is impervious to every firearm known to man except arrows.


I don't think the Ultron Bots are made out of admanatium (not enough to go around), just the main Ultron.
 
2014-07-26 09:53:45 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: The Bestest: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Also, I'm very impressed that The Vision seems to actually be the right colors. Hey Zack Snyder and DC/WB!!! THAT is how you stick to a comic book color scheme and make what will be one of the top-grossing movies of all time, you colorless, embarrassed-that-your-characters-are-from-comic-books dullards!

Well, to be fair, you don't exactly see Hawkeye rockin' the purple in these movies.

He did switch out of that costume just prior to the movies, though. That was an old-school costume, and it really was kinda stupid.

But over at WB, Superman is embarrassed to be wearing bright blue and red, so he's in maroon and navy. Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue, and her Golden Lasso of Truth is now kind of metallic grey. Batman is all in black.

Meanwhile, we have red, white & blue Captain America, yellow-and-green Vision, green-and-purple Hulk, A Scarlet Witch who actually wears scarlet, and flashy-as-hell gold-and-hot rod red Iron Man.

And don't even start on the Guardians of the Galaxy! They look like a fiesta salad with all their colors!


Um....What color is he supposed to be?
 
2014-07-26 09:58:34 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: The alternate version is even better :

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Oh jeez, not this shiat again.

I remember when the movie came out and people were tossing that around like it was the second coming of femichrist. The male stars are posed no more/less provocatively than the female in the poster.  It was stupid then and it's stupid now.
 
2014-07-26 09:59:12 PM  

Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".


Not really. Just making their Quicksilver look like he's got actual super-speed and not weightless, time-stopping powers should be enough for Marvel Studios. He's got Wanda to overprotect, he's not American, and he doesn't live in his mom's basement, so he's already more "Quicksilvery" than Evan Peters.
 
2014-07-26 09:59:27 PM  
"Still no headband?!?"

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2014-07-26 10:01:12 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue


Well to be fair, her costume in the comics is pretty silly. Red white and blue undies? I like the new look.
 
2014-07-26 10:04:04 PM  

Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".


That was a great scene. It also was a great demonstration of why super-speed is like the "I win" button of I win buttons. Once anything starts to go down if you haven't already done something like laid a specialized trap in advance for someone with super speed then it's game over, they pretty much always win.
 
2014-07-26 10:06:05 PM  

Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".


1. The Time in a Bottle scene was just silly and hokey. Stylish, sure... But it was mainly just showing off a neat camera/CGI trick they've wanted to do since watching The Matrix.

2. Their Quicksilver was so powerful he could have been the solution to everything, yet they got rid of him and did it all the hard way. Why? He could have saved everyone and been home for tea before the end of Act 1.

B.L.Z. Bub: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: The Bestest: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

But over at WB, Superman is embarrassed to be wearing bright blue and red, so he's in maroon and navy. Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue, and her Golden Lasso of Truth is now kind of metallic grey. Batman is all in black.

Meanwhile, we have red, white & blue Captain America, yellow-and-green Vision, green-and-purple Hulk, A Scarlet Witch who actually wears scarlet, and flashy-as-hell gold-and-hot rod red Iron Man.

And don't even start on the Guardians of the Galaxy! They look like a fiesta salad with all their colors!

Um....What color is he supposed to be?



Take your pick:

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www.openlettersmonthly.com
blogs.tn.com.ar
th00.deviantart.net
www.studiobriefing.net


All black is one option, but it's the same option they've chosen for the past three Batman movies. I'd at least like to see a golden/yellow bat emblem or something. ANYTHING to break up the leather combat gear.
 
2014-07-26 10:07:01 PM  

mongbiohazard: That was a great scene. It also was a great demonstration of why super-speed is like the "I win" button of I win buttons. Once anything starts to go down if you haven't already done something like laid a specialized trap in advance for someone with super speed then it's game over, they pretty much always win.


Deathstroke actually did that to Flash once.
 
2014-07-26 10:07:16 PM  

Sweet Chin Music: Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".

Not really. Just making their Quicksilver look like he's got actual super-speed and not weightless, time-stopping powers should be enough for Marvel Studios. He's got Wanda to overprotect, he's not American, and he doesn't live in his mom's basement, so he's already more "Quicksilvery" than Evan Peters.



THANK YOU.
 
2014-07-26 10:07:55 PM  

Mugato: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue

Well to be fair, her costume in the comics is pretty silly. Red white and blue undies? I like the new look.



So did Xena.
 
2014-07-26 10:08:40 PM  
I hope they spend the majority of the movie trying to take down one Ultron robot, only to easily defeat hundreds of them later on.
 
2014-07-26 10:09:13 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Mugato: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue

Well to be fair, her costume in the comics is pretty silly. Red white and blue undies? I like the new look.


So did Xena.


But, I should point out her costume in the comics isn't a swimsuit or undies. It's armor. Red, chrome, and blue armor made by Hephaestus.
 
2014-07-26 10:16:08 PM  
The bow and arrow guy is in the crowd,  that seems to be a tactical mistake.  Quicksilver is running through the crowd, that's useful. Black Widow is going to punch an armored robot? Ouch.
 
2014-07-26 10:18:47 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Sweet Chin Music: Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".

Not really. Just making their Quicksilver look like he's got actual super-speed and not weightless, time-stopping powers should be enough for Marvel Studios. He's got Wanda to overprotect, he's not American, and he doesn't live in his mom's basement, so he's already more "Quicksilvery" than Evan Peters.


THANK YOU.


Jeebus guys, there's about 20 different things wrong with the movie versions of the Avengers.  Who the fark cares as long as it's entertaining?
 
2014-07-26 10:23:22 PM  

Birnone: Black Widow is going to punch an armored robot? Ouch.


With her tazer-glove, that packs enough voltage (or is it amperage? I can never remember which is the one to worry about) to make Hulk go "Hey, quit it!". Probably a good move, actually.
 
2014-07-26 10:27:02 PM  

Mentat: mongbiohazard: That was a great scene. It also was a great demonstration of why super-speed is like the "I win" button of I win buttons. Once anything starts to go down if you haven't already done something like laid a specialized trap in advance for someone with super speed then it's game over, they pretty much always win.

Deathstroke actually did that to Flash once.


I could understand that. Anyone who has someone with that power on their side... if you don't plan in advance for your fight with them, and if that plan doesn't open with something designed to neutralize that particular speedy dude then you might as well find other plans for your night.
 
2014-07-26 10:32:31 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".

1. The Time in a Bottle scene was just silly and hokey. Stylish, sure... But it was mainly just showing off a neat camera/CGI trick they've wanted to do since watching The Matrix.

2. Their Quicksilver was so powerful he could have been the solution to everything, yet they got rid of him and did it all the hard way. Why? He could have saved everyone and been home for tea before the end of Act 1.

B.L.Z. Bub: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: The Bestest: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

But over at WB, Superman is embarrassed to be wearing bright blue and red, so he's in maroon and navy. Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue, and her Golden Lasso of Truth is now kind of metallic grey. Batman is all in black.

Meanwhile, we have red, white & blue Captain America, yellow-and-green Vision, green-and-purple Hulk, A Scarlet Witch who actually wears scarlet, and flashy-as-hell gold-and-hot rod red Iron Man.

And don't even start on the Guardians of the Galaxy! They look like a fiesta salad with all their colors!

Um....What color is he supposed to be?


Take your pick:

[th09.deviantart.net image 850x217]
[www.openlettersmonthly.com image 710x1500]
[blogs.tn.com.ar image 802x1232]
[th00.deviantart.net image 800x1000]
[www.studiobriefing.net image 315x333]


All black is one option, but it's the same option they've chosen for the past three Batman movies. I'd at least like to see a golden/yellow bat emblem or something. ANYTHING to break up the leather combat gear.


Didn't they used to print characters with all-black costumes using a dark blue instead, for some practical reason back in the day? I seem to recall hearing that at some point... Like yeah, that dude's costume is really all black, but if we printed it like that it would look like a huge blob on paper because the printing resolution they used couldn't do black costumes well or something...
 
2014-07-26 10:37:20 PM  
They cast Owen Wilson as Quicksilver?

Bold.
 
2014-07-26 10:41:58 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Mentat: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

Please tell me you're trolling.  Marvel is going to have a hell of a time coming up with a better Quicksilver scene than "Time In A Bottle".

1. The Time in a Bottle scene was just silly and hokey. Stylish, sure... But it was mainly just showing off a neat camera/CGI trick they've wanted to do since watching The Matrix.

2. Their Quicksilver was so powerful he could have been the solution to everything, yet they got rid of him and did it all the hard way. Why? He could have saved everyone and been home for tea before the end of Act 1.

B.L.Z. Bub: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: The Bestest: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Hey Fox and Singer!!! THAT is how you do Quicksilver, you uninteresting dullards!

But over at WB, Superman is embarrassed to be wearing bright blue and red, so he's in maroon and navy. Wonder Woman's whole costume is bronze instead of red, white & blue, and her Golden Lasso of Truth is now kind of metallic grey. Batman is all in black.

Meanwhile, we have red, white & blue Captain America, yellow-and-green Vision, green-and-purple Hulk, A Scarlet Witch who actually wears scarlet, and flashy-as-hell gold-and-hot rod red Iron Man.

And don't even start on the Guardians of the Galaxy! They look like a fiesta salad with all their colors!

Um....What color is he supposed to be?


Take your pick:

[th09.deviantart.net image 850x217]
[www.openlettersmonthly.com image 710x1500]
[blogs.tn.com.ar image 802x1232]
[th00.deviantart.net image 800x1000]
[www.studiobriefing.net image 315x333]


All black is one option, but it's the same option they've chosen for the past three Batman movies. I'd at least like to see a golden/yellow bat emblem or something. ANYTHING to break up the leather combat gear.


You want to go back to the ridiculously gaudy yellow chest emblem of the first two movies? How's he supposed to sneak around ninja-like with that?
 
2014-07-26 10:43:17 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: All black is one option, but it's the same option they've chosen for the past three Batman movies. I'd at least like to see a golden/yellow bat emblem or something. ANYTHING to break up the leather combat gear


The last three Batman movies were a trilogy and happened within months of each other I don't think it's a reasonable gripe that he didn't re-imagine his 'brand' between the movies.

My personal favorite batman outfit is from the Arkham Origins game oddly enough.
 
2014-07-26 10:56:15 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: You want to go back to the ridiculously gaudy yellow chest emblem of the first two movies? How's he supposed to sneak around ninja-like with that?


Well supposedly that's like a bullet proof target, so the bad guy shoots at that instead of the rest of him. But if he's wearing body armor anyway, that wouldn't matter. And if he's a ninja like he was when he was training with Qui Gon, he wouldn't have to worry about getting shot in the first place. Of course once he got his suit he fought like a drunken boxer so all his training sort of went out the window.
 
2014-07-26 11:00:05 PM  

Egoy3k: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: All black is one option, but it's the same option they've chosen for the past three Batman movies. I'd at least like to see a golden/yellow bat emblem or something. ANYTHING to break up the leather combat gear

The last three Batman movies were a trilogy and happened within months of each other I don't think it's a reasonable gripe that he didn't re-imagine his 'brand' between the movies.

My personal favorite batman outfit is from the Arkham Origins game oddly enough.


I was under the impression that eight years had passed between the second and third.  Time to go re-watch.
 
2014-07-26 11:01:14 PM  

Mentat: mongbiohazard: That was a great scene. It also was a great demonstration of why super-speed is like the "I win" button of I win buttons. Once anything starts to go down if you haven't already done something like laid a specialized trap in advance for someone with super speed then it's game over, they pretty much always win.

Deathstroke actually did that to Flash once.


That's probably the most common Flash story. The Speed Force avatar version anyway. How else do you beat a guy who moves faster than instantaneous transportation (this actually happened in a late 90s comic)
 
2014-07-26 11:02:20 PM  

BroVinny: Egoy3k: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: All black is one option, but it's the same option they've chosen for the past three Batman movies. I'd at least like to see a golden/yellow bat emblem or something. ANYTHING to break up the leather combat gear

The last three Batman movies were a trilogy and happened within months of each other I don't think it's a reasonable gripe that he didn't re-imagine his 'brand' between the movies.

My personal favorite batman outfit is from the Arkham Origins game oddly enough.

I was under the impression that eight years had passed between the second and third.  Time to go re-watch.


Thought it was seven, but it was definitely not months.
 
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