MaudlinMutantMollusk: Salvation is at hand[img.auctiva.com image 611x610]Rejoice!
jake_lex: So Taco Bell is the main force behind the gay agenda, then?
ecmoRandomNumbers: What does it take these days to get people an involuntary 72 hours and a Thorazine drip? How is he allowed to go outside by himself?
Mr.Tangent: This is why we can't take people who claim divine revelation seriously.
bearded clamorer: I'll see your fart demons, and raise you a shiat ghost.
redsquid: "A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach," he said.Of course the 'demon spirit' was smeared on the tip of some drunk bears cock in a fetid vomit soaked alley, but hey, research.
Fuggin Bizzy: I just read the article, and then scanned it again, but I don't actually see a direct quote of him using the phrase "fart demons." Did I miss it, or is Queerty going out of their way to amplify the stupid?The stupid's bad enough, Queerty. It already burns.
Gulper Eel: "There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts out 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didn't want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea.""Pigs have more sense than some humans," he added. "People embrace homosexual demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with demons."Wait a minute.That jackass Jesus settled for loaves and fishes when He could've done up some barbecue?And He calls Himself a Savior.
DrunkWithImpotence: Fuggin Bizzy: I just read the article, and then scanned it again, but I don't actually see a direct quote of him using the phrase "fart demons." Did I miss it, or is Queerty going out of their way to amplify the stupid?The stupid's bad enough, Queerty. It already burns.I searched it, and no, he doesn't use the word fart anywhere in the original text. He still sounds a bit unhinged, but "fart demons" as such, does not seem to appear a a term. Feel free to adopt it as a band name without trademark concerns.
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