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(Some Redneck)   9:30 a.m. - Redneck Baby Contest. 3 p.m. - Cornhole. 10:30 p.m. - Bikini Bullride Contest. 9:30 a.m. Sunday - Church Services. Just another year at the Tilton Redneck Games   (commercial-news.com) divider line 17
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2014-07-27 07:05:49 PM  
What, no Redneck slam poetry contest this year?
 
2014-07-27 08:17:10 PM  
I see that Foam Parties have finally made it down to rednecks. It'll be the first experience with soap for many of them.
 
2014-07-27 08:18:39 PM  
What are they going to be Cornholing?

The traditionalist in me wants it to be corn,  but the adventurist in me wants it to be something exotic like bamboo.
 
2014-07-27 08:20:13 PM  
Lame. Not one Motorsport event.
 
2014-07-27 08:25:16 PM  

WTF Indeed: What, no Redneck slam poetry contest this year?


Last year's haiku entries were wonderful:

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin.

Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.

In WalMart toy aisle,
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.
Mama whups his ass.

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.

Flashlights pierce darkness.
No nightcrawlers to be found.
Guess we'll gig some frogs.

Seeking solitude,
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.

I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood.
God damn Jeff Gordon.

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino.
 
2014-07-27 08:34:50 PM  
ArcadianRefugee:

Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.


+1 Internets. ( I see this every day in my neighborhood)

/ thread is over
 
2014-07-27 08:43:13 PM  
Huh. I wonder what happens at the adult redneck games
 
2014-07-27 09:07:04 PM  
Disappointed in the lack of bikini rodeo pics.
 
2014-07-27 09:07:59 PM  
Cornhole at the hottest time of the day. Perfect; grab some Buds!

Oh, and oblig:
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2014-07-27 09:17:18 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: WTF Indeed: What, no Redneck slam poetry contest this year?

Last year's haiku entries were wonderful:

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin.

Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.

In WalMart toy aisle,
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.
Mama whups his ass.

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.

Flashlights pierce darkness.
No nightcrawlers to be found.
Guess we'll gig some frogs.

Seeking solitude,
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.

I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood.
God damn Jeff Gordon.

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino.


cdn.head-fi.org
 
2014-07-27 09:27:51 PM  
blog.openstreetmap.org
 
2014-07-27 09:28:40 PM  

oh_please: ArcadianRefugee: WTF Indeed: What, no Redneck slam poetry contest this year?

Last year's haiku entries were wonderful:

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin.

Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.

In WalMart toy aisle,
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.
Mama whups his ass.

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.

Flashlights pierce darkness.
No nightcrawlers to be found.
Guess we'll gig some frogs.

Seeking solitude,
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.

I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood.
God damn Jeff Gordon.

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino.

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2014-07-27 09:49:30 PM  
Oh cool, it is back on this year.  It was canceled last year.

It started as a big 'Fark You' to the International Olympic Committee and them being fark heads during the run up to the Olympics.  They even tried to shut down the Redneck Games but it was non-commercial (everything goes to charity) so the games have gone on ever since (except last year).

I'm sure it has to be more entertaining than 90% of 'traditional' olympic events.
 
2014-07-27 10:12:44 PM  

phamwaa: Cornhole at the hottest time of the day. Perfect; grab some Buds!

Oh, and oblig:
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2014-07-27 10:24:26 PM  
i107.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 10:59:49 PM  
I'm sorry but leave out the church and that sounds like a fun afternoon.
 
2014-07-28 06:34:39 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Oh cool, it is back on this year.  It was canceled last year.

It started as a big 'Fark You' to the International Olympic Committee and them being fark heads during the run up to the Olympics.



Ehm, no it didn't:

'The Redneck Games and Events began in 2007 by the Ambulance Service as a way to raise funds to help upgrade the service and equipment.  But that was not the only reason.  It was also organized to get families out of their homes and to the outside for a weekend of family fun and enjoyment.'

Source:  http://www.tiltonrednecks.com
 
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