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(CBS News)   You may want to sit down for this: MH17 black box findings are consistent with a missile blast   (cbsnews.com) divider line 21
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7934 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2014 at 7:05 PM (35 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-26 06:12:50 PM  
4 votes:
But are the consistent with a blast from Howard Stern's ass?
2014-07-26 03:56:51 PM  
4 votes:
media.tumblr.com

My shocked face.
2014-07-26 08:32:19 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-26 08:14:04 PM  
3 votes:

FloridaFarkTag: Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think


Is this some kind of performance art?
2014-07-26 04:03:58 PM  
3 votes:
No way!

itg.emerson.edu
2014-07-27 12:29:53 AM  
2 votes:

Pirates of Pestulon: jicon: Sad turn of events.  Sobering thing to remember thru all of this...  It isn't like the U.S. military has not shot down a civilian plane with 290 people on it before.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655

The (former) Soviet military also has experience shooting down civilian planes with hundreds of people onboard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Lines_Flight_007

But you already knew that, I'm sure.


I would have thought that flight 007 would have narrowly escaped somehow.
2014-07-27 12:13:02 AM  
2 votes:

jicon: Sad turn of events.  Sobering thing to remember thru all of this...  It isn't like the U.S. military has not shot down a civilian plane with 290 people on it before.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655


Wait, lemme run that through my Passive-Aggressive-to-English translator.

Oh, here we go:

cdn.memegenerator.net
2014-07-26 10:41:07 PM  
2 votes:

Elegy: [i.imgur.com image 850x807]


i.imgflip.com
2014-07-26 09:28:52 PM  
2 votes:

m00: Why doesn't Putin just say he did us a favor and read the black box, and emailed us the report. But unfortunately in the process the recording device got scratched, and the email got accidentally deleted.


Or better yet, the NSA intercepted it and deleted it.

I got my first, real-life (i.e. non-internet-trolling) exposure to MH17 weirdness today, from a USAF flight surgeon, of all people.

"Who benefits the most from this?  Not Putin!  All of a sudden, you don't hear anything about Benghazi, do you? Or the border crisis, or Fast and Furious, or the IRS scandal, or how the courts have ruled Obamacare is illegal!  And you know the best part? OBAMA GREW UP IN MALAYSIA! Pretty convenient, huh?"

Unfortunately, he didn't advise me to study it out, so I (silently) rated it only 8/10.
2014-07-26 08:50:31 PM  
2 votes:
shittymovienight.com
2014-07-26 08:20:14 PM  
2 votes:

sillydragon: FloridaFarkTag: Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think

Is this some kind of performance art?


A stroke, perhaps?
2014-07-26 08:09:24 PM  
2 votes:
I was convinced that once the Russians got their hands on the black boxes, the data was going to say the plane landed safely in Kiev......
2014-07-26 07:39:27 PM  
2 votes:
Mobius One, Fox Two!
2014-07-26 10:12:23 PM  
1 votes:
Which means that the NTSB will rule that it was a center fuel tank explosion caused by bad wiring.
2014-07-26 09:48:43 PM  
1 votes:

whither_apophis: Fear the Clam:

Megalodonado?


img.fark.net
2014-07-26 07:54:54 PM  
1 votes:
maybe this happenedimg.fark.net
2014-07-26 07:27:27 PM  
1 votes:
Were they thinking until now that it was a UFO?
2014-07-26 07:25:34 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-26 07:21:56 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
Black box GUI
2014-07-26 07:01:21 PM  
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2014-07-26 04:26:27 PM  
1 votes:
Actually, I need to be sitting down... because after Russia released the black boxes after having them in their custody, I expected to hear something from the flight cockpit voice recorder saying something about the nyborg screwing up their depth perception.

Of course, now, the data recorder will say incoming Ukrainian missle.. incoming Ukrainian missile! Got that... THE Ukraine has launched a missile at this plane.
 
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