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(CBS News)   You may want to sit down for this: MH17 black box findings are consistent with a missile blast   (cbsnews.com) divider line 99
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2014-07-26 03:56:51 PM
media.tumblr.com

My shocked face.
 
2014-07-26 04:03:58 PM
No way!

itg.emerson.edu
 
2014-07-26 04:26:27 PM
Actually, I need to be sitting down... because after Russia released the black boxes after having them in their custody, I expected to hear something from the flight cockpit voice recorder saying something about the nyborg screwing up their depth perception.

Of course, now, the data recorder will say incoming Ukrainian missle.. incoming Ukrainian missile! Got that... THE Ukraine has launched a missile at this plane.
 
2014-07-26 04:32:52 PM

zamboni: Actually, I need to be sitting down... because after Russia released the black boxes after having them in their custody, I expected to hear something from the flight cockpit voice recorder saying something about the nyborg screwing up their depth perception.

Of course, now, the data recorder will say incoming Ukrainian missle.. incoming Ukrainian missile! Got that... THE Ukraine has launched a missile at this plane.


Apparently, the "black" boxes are pretty tamperproof. And there were only two places in Europe considered secure enough to examine them; they ended up in Farnborough (of the air show fame), and were examined in Faraday cage conditions.

However, FTA:

"It did what it was designed to do," a European air safety official told CBS News, "bring down airplanes."

He probably said "aeroplanes".

/And the last thing, other than MH17, that I heard about Farnborough recently, is the no-show of the F-35. Oh dear.
 
2014-07-26 06:12:50 PM
But are the consistent with a blast from Howard Stern's ass?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-26 06:53:06 PM
Pretty vague report. My favorite spin on it is eturbonews, which illustrates the story with a picture of the airlock scene from 2001 and says explosive decompression kills you within a half second or so.
 
2014-07-26 07:01:21 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-26 07:07:13 PM
False flag.
 
2014-07-26 07:12:35 PM
The model is a:
BHO-2x  "Ghaziprompter"
 
2014-07-26 07:12:39 PM
www.tacobell.com

Inconsistent with Baja Blast.
 
2014-07-26 07:12:52 PM
Sounds like he bought a tank of gas.
 
2014-07-26 07:13:14 PM
i60.photobucket.com

More at 11
 
2014-07-26 07:14:07 PM

WeenerGord: Sounds like he bought a tank of gas.


wrong thread
 
2014-07-26 07:21:56 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Black box GUI
 
2014-07-26 07:25:12 PM
Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredible. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprised!
 
2014-07-26 07:25:34 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-26 07:26:41 PM
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-26 07:27:12 PM
My husband and son were telling me some of the theories. America did it of course.
 
2014-07-26 07:27:27 PM
Were they thinking until now that it was a UFO?
 
2014-07-26 07:27:48 PM
OK. Now do we have access to the fuselage in order to trace back what kind of explosive was in that missile? Not that that would quiet the truthers...
 
2014-07-26 07:33:09 PM
There will not be any pieces of the rocket found. If somehow they do it will say "Made in the USA" miraculously unscathed.
 
2014-07-26 07:38:24 PM
I'm shocked. Shocked that Pooty-poot didn't have them altered.
 
2014-07-26 07:39:27 PM
Mobius One, Fox Two!
 
2014-07-26 07:42:22 PM
I don't think the cause of the crash was contested, who shot the missile is.
 
2014-07-26 07:44:04 PM
Warning: lame-ass autoplaying video
 
2014-07-26 07:46:08 PM
There have been many photos and videos seen of wreckage with obvious shrapnel holes - one most persuasive to me was a piece sitting against a tree in a village. It looked like the lower centre part of the cockpit window frames and part of the nose, with many small holes ripped outwards - as if the missile might have exploded just below the nose of the plane, blowing it apart, and reports say the cockpit area wreckage was found far from the main crash site.
 
2014-07-26 07:48:26 PM
They're lying,  it's falsified information made to make us Ruskies the bad guys!

That massive explosive decompression could have come from anything,  like the Boerenkoolstamppot that was served for dinner to the passengers.

/that's right
//Boerenkoolstamppot
///look it up
 
2014-07-26 07:52:49 PM

zerkalo: OK. Now do we have access to the fuselage in order to trace back what kind of explosive was in that missile? Not that that would quiet the truthers...


Most x-to-Air missiles explode before contact and spread shrapnel or other bits of metal that ultimately shred the aircraft. There would be minimal to no explosive residue on the plane although there may be some on the shrapnel, however the shrapnel itself would be unique enough to provide an ID on the missile. It would be more likely to find one of these bits since they would be numerous and spread out, the missile body itself was more than likely found or 'will never be located' (wink wink comrade). It may settle the debate if it was an air-to-air or ground-to-air missile but since the Ukraine and Russia operate similar or the same systems it wouldn't be conclusive on who fired.
 
2014-07-26 07:54:54 PM
maybe this happenedimg.fark.net
 
2014-07-26 07:57:02 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: My shocked face.


I lol'd
 
2014-07-26 07:58:17 PM
I'm really really not looking forward to the cockpit recordings if those get released. Wouldn't see myself listening to them.

/Still haven't listened to the "Let's Roll" audio
 
2014-07-26 08:03:02 PM
Of cause those boxes sided with Obama
 
2014-07-26 08:05:16 PM
Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think
 
2014-07-26 08:09:24 PM
I was convinced that once the Russians got their hands on the black boxes, the data was going to say the plane landed safely in Kiev......
 
2014-07-26 08:14:04 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think


Is this some kind of performance art?
 
2014-07-26 08:18:41 PM

LewDux: Of cause those boxes sided with Obama


Muslims always protect each other.
 
2014-07-26 08:20:14 PM

sillydragon: FloridaFarkTag: Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think

Is this some kind of performance art?


A stroke, perhaps?
 
2014-07-26 08:28:22 PM
I'd a thought they'd hold back on releasing any conclusions until they at least had most of the human remains in the debris field and as much air craft evidence, since Russia was guaranteed to react. But since Russia is shelling from Russia, all pretense is done.

The only thing clouding this as a full act of war is the media consenus and it's black propaganda girlfriend, eating at a McDonald's in downtown Moscow.
 
2014-07-26 08:32:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-26 08:37:34 PM

verdigris1: maybe this happened[img.fark.net image 850x467]


We don't know that didn't happen, do we?

Also, drone attacks. Central American death squads. Flight 655.

And yellow journalism. Lusitania. SHEEPLE.

/So, yeah. Let that sink in for a minute.
 
2014-07-26 08:39:06 PM
They are also still making more grisly discoveries.  "Personal belongings, passports, ID cards, credit cards, things like that"...

The horror...the horror.
 
2014-07-26 08:45:15 PM

Boo_Guy: //Boerenkoolstamppot
///look it up


Sounds good!
 
2014-07-26 08:49:37 PM

Elegy: [i.imgur.com image 850x807]


Why not both?
 
2014-07-26 08:50:31 PM
shittymovienight.com
 
2014-07-26 08:53:22 PM

cc_rider: sillydragon: FloridaFarkTag: Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think

Is this some kind of performance art?

A stroke, perhaps?


Why not both?
 
2014-07-26 09:00:20 PM

sillydragon: FloridaFarkTag: Ummm...if data is unreleased...they would not be able to know the data...that is not conspiracy theory...that is factThe media knows zero what happened to that plane. If a missle truly hit a fuel tank on that plane...there isn't a retrievable black boxFolks need to think before they write...Yikes. Think people...think

Is this some kind of performance art?


If it is, it sucks.
 
m00
2014-07-26 09:00:28 PM
Why doesn't Putin just say he did us a favor and read the black box, and emailed us the report. But unfortunately in the process the recording device got scratched, and the email got accidentally deleted.
 
2014-07-26 09:02:18 PM

Fear the Clam: [shiattymovienight.com image 712x672]


That's horrible. Those poor people being eaten by a giant shark. No wonder the Russians had to fire a surface-to-shark missile. If they hadn't no airplane anywhere would be safe.
 
2014-07-26 09:03:42 PM

Fear the Clam: [shiattymovienight.com image 712x672]


hahahahaha
 
2014-07-26 09:09:27 PM

Bumblefark: verdigris1: maybe this happened[img.fark.net image 850x467]

We don't know that didn't happen, do we?

Also, drone attacks. Central American death squads. Flight 655.

And yellow journalism. Lusitania. SHEEPLE.

/So, yeah. Let that sink in for a minute.


No. Let that sink in for 18 minutes.
 
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