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(NJ.com)   Man wanted for passing four fake $100 dollar bills at 7-11. In other news, it's possible to spend $400 at 7-11 in one visit   (nj.com) divider line 51
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2014-07-26 04:40:26 PM  
If you could still buy ammo and porn there it could be done with ease.
 
2014-07-26 05:16:11 PM  
Gift cards, lottery, prepaid cell phones... It isn't all Slurpees.
 
2014-07-26 07:08:38 PM  
Full tank of gas and a gross of Slim Jims?
 
2014-07-26 07:09:29 PM  
beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.
 
2014-07-26 07:10:24 PM  

Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.


dammit that's my shopping list.
what's this thread about?
 
2014-07-26 07:10:43 PM  

Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.


This happened in Jersey.  No beer or gas at Jersey 7-11s.
 
2014-07-26 07:12:49 PM  
That's a hell of a lot of Squishees.
 
2014-07-26 07:13:29 PM  
Sounds like he bought a tank of gas
 
2014-07-26 07:13:36 PM  

Fissile: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

This happened in Jersey.  No beer or gas at Jersey 7-11s.


It says right in the article that he bought a $350 pre-paid debit card.

It's actually not a bad way for him to launder his funny money, well, other than getting caught on camera.
 
GBB
2014-07-26 07:16:00 PM  
CSB: My ex-wife worked, for a short time, as a manager of a 7-11.  One of her employees was swapping out real cash for counterfeit.  That employee did a few years in prison and a lot of years probation.
 
2014-07-26 07:16:05 PM  
I simply don't see a problem. Print the money/Spend the money. It's not like Bill Handle is going to examine every farking dollar bill. Drew would, but he's a drunk.
 
2014-07-26 07:16:34 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Fissile: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

This happened in Jersey.  No beer or gas at Jersey 7-11s.

It says right in the article that he bought a $350 pre-paid debit card.

It's actually not a bad way for him to launder his funny money, well, other than getting caught on camera.


Yeah, it's that camera thing.  It's always that camera thing.
 
2014-07-26 07:17:55 PM  
IIRC, doesn't the store's copy of the transaction include identifying info about the green dot card? So couldn't it be flagged and the second he tries to use it, he gets to wear metal linked bracelets and visit the local 4 star jail?
 
2014-07-26 07:19:26 PM  

aevorea: IIRC, doesn't the store's copy of the transaction include identifying info about the green dot card? So couldn't it be flagged and the second he tries to use it, he gets to wear metal linked bracelets and visit the local 4 star jail?


Are you suggesting this dude is not a criminal mastermind?
 
2014-07-26 07:22:00 PM  
When I worked in a kitchen store, In an outlet mall ,one of the people I worked with took in a ten dollar bill. It looked real, well except for the fact that it was blue. l have seen all sorts of theft.
 
2014-07-26 07:22:15 PM  
Yeah it is!
 
2014-07-26 07:26:56 PM  
He had an outrageous thirst for some Big Gulps.
 
2014-07-26 07:41:42 PM  
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200 of these and the key to the restroom
 
2014-07-26 07:42:00 PM  

Krustofsky: That's a hell of a lot of Squishees.


One composed entirely of syrup? Such a thing cannot be done.
 
2014-07-26 07:54:57 PM  

Sticky Hands: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

dammit that's my shopping list.
what's this thread about?


Porno, you forgot porno.
 
2014-07-26 07:55:48 PM  
It was his carrying over 65 Slurpees and 110 packages of Slim Jims that first caught the clerk's attention...
 
2014-07-26 08:01:41 PM  

Lochsteppe: Full tank of gas and a gross of Slim Jims?


Slim Jims ate one of those things that you don't need 144 of to use the word gross.
 
2014-07-26 08:02:19 PM  
Are.
 
2014-07-26 08:11:45 PM  

Fissile: TuteTibiImperes: Fissile: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

This happened in Jersey.  No beer or gas at Jersey 7-11s.

It says right in the article that he bought a $350 pre-paid debit card.

It's actually not a bad way for him to launder his funny money, well, other than getting caught on camera.

Yeah, it's that camera thing.  It's always that camera thing.


Not always.

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KNW
2014-07-26 08:16:53 PM  
When Red Bull's on sale, I'll buy a case just to save time.

I could very easily spend $400 on just Red Bull. :P
 
2014-07-26 08:38:14 PM  

Fissile: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

This happened in Jersey.  No beer or gas at Jersey 7-11s.


Then why would you go?
 
2014-07-26 08:39:52 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Sticky Hands: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

dammit that's my shopping list.
what's this thread about?

Porno, you forgot porno.


And you forgot a carton of cigarettes.
 
2014-07-26 08:45:42 PM  

pion: Fissile: Sticky Hands: beer, gas, phone cards and lottery tickets.

This happened in Jersey.  No beer or gas at Jersey 7-11s.

Then why would you go?


That why Christie will never be elected president.  Just wait to the flyovers hear that you can't buy beer in Jersey convenience stores, and you can't buy guns or ammo at Jersey Walmarts.
 
2014-07-26 08:55:05 PM  

KNW: When Red Bull's on sale, I'll buy a case just to save time.

I could very easily spend $400 on just Red Bull. :P


*whistles*  I can't even stand one of those things.  It tastes like off-brand tea with a splash of spoiled milk.  I'll make ya a deal.  You get all my Red Bull I happen across, and I get all your coffee.  Deal?
 
2014-07-26 09:08:42 PM  
I call shenanigans. "We do not take bills over $20" ~every 7-Eleven I've ever been to.
 
2014-07-26 09:12:07 PM  
$400? These days that's 3 cartons of cigarettes in the New York/New Jersey area.
 
2014-07-26 09:17:24 PM  

grahambhg: I call shenanigans. "We do not take bills over $20" ~every 7-Eleven I've ever been to.


maybe back in the 1980s, but a carton of smokes and full tank easily runs over $100 today. Hell last time I tried to pass a hundred, the clerk argued she couldn't make change; then busted out the counterfeit money pen  and accepted my bill. I wonder whose stupid ass practice this is?

She could of accepted the money and scanned it; instead Circle Gay decided to argue over large bills.
 
2014-07-26 09:35:59 PM  
has subby bought a carton of cigarettes lately?

$400 is getting off easy.
 
2014-07-26 09:38:06 PM  

gfid: has subby bought a carton of cigarettes lately?

$400 is getting off easy.


maybe not $400 in foot stamps....
 
2014-07-26 09:50:49 PM  
wearing a Seattle Mariner's baseball cap

Sub-editors are so 20th Century, grandpa!
 
2014-07-26 09:55:28 PM  

Misconduc: gfid: has subby bought a carton of cigarettes lately?

$400 is getting off easy.

maybe not $400 in foot stamps....


heh - foot stamps.

But I'm drunk and want to go on a rant.  Goddammit I remember when cigarettes and a gallon of gas cost 99 cents.I want more cigarettes.  Hell, these e-cigs are farking horrible.  I hate them.  I want to burn something and inhale smoke like God intended.  Not much of a rant really.  I'm unimpressed by my efforts. Cigs aren't killing me fast enough
 
2014-07-26 10:05:54 PM  

Misconduc: grahambhg: I call shenanigans. "We do not take bills over $20" ~every 7-Eleven I've ever been to.

maybe back in the 1980s, but a carton of smokes and full tank easily runs over $100 today. Hell last time I tried to pass a hundred, the clerk argued she couldn't make change; then busted out the counterfeit money pen  and accepted my bill. I wonder whose stupid ass practice this is?

She could of accepted the money and scanned it; instead Circle Gay decided to argue over large bills.


Pfft, I remember just a few years ago you couldn't go over $80 on a single gas purchase by plastic.  They had to raise that limit.

/It was while pre-paying at the pump.  The card was cleared for an $80 charge before you pumped, so the pump would stop at $80.
//My friend had to make several purchases in order to fill his RV some years ago, but I didn't know that changed till I got my Expedition.
 
2014-07-26 10:13:43 PM  

gfid: Misconduc: gfid: has subby bought a carton of cigarettes lately?

$400 is getting off easy.

maybe not $400 in foot stamps....

heh - foot stamps.

But I'm drunk and want to go on a rant.  Goddammit I remember when cigarettes and a gallon of gas cost 99 cents.I want more cigarettes.  Hell, these e-cigs are farking horrible.  I hate them.  I want to burn something and inhale smoke like God intended.  Not much of a rant really.  I'm unimpressed by my efforts. Cigs aren't killing me fast enough


I went to the store a few weeks ago with my john deere 725, the pump's debt wasn't working and so I gave the clerk $20 for a full tank of gas. It clicked and I checked my mowers gas gauge; it didn't even show it was half full. Full tank of gas plus one pack of smokes turned out to be $51.
 
2014-07-26 10:22:14 PM  
I'm pretty good at hustling merchandise through Amazon, but I can't think of anything you'd get at 7-11 to resell. The prepaid card probably was a good idea, he committed one crime and can go on a spree to use up the card, or hit an ATM to cash it out for real $20s if that's an option.
 
2014-07-26 10:43:14 PM  

wildcardjack: I'm pretty good at hustling merchandise through Amazon, but I can't think of anything you'd get at 7-11 to resell.


I guess there are no 7-11's south of the border; just about every 7/11 I see has hats for sale saying "Born in the USA!" or "Us Navy, Marines, Airforce, Army" Among a few Mexican hats made of fake aligator pelts and Do rags.

/bruce springsteen shirts have been for sale as well in Florida, don't ask me why.
 
2014-07-26 11:01:38 PM  

Fano: Krustofsky: That's a hell of a lot of Squishees.

One composed entirely of syrup? Such a thing cannot be done.


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You survive, please come again...
 
2014-07-26 11:16:04 PM  
Tank of gas and smokes get you pretty close
 
2014-07-26 11:20:38 PM  

Misconduc: /bruce springsteen shirts have been for sale as well in Florida, don't ask me why.


Jersey is hip now....yup, this country has fallen that far.
 
2014-07-27 12:25:10 AM  
The modus operandi is to buy a small item with a fake bill, get change back in legit money, repeat as long as you dare then get out of town.
 
2014-07-27 12:32:58 AM  

gameshowhost: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

200 of these and the key to the restroom


Are those any good?  I haven't had the courage to try them.
 
2014-07-27 12:47:03 AM  
He could also have been buying a money order in the amount of $395 or so.
 
2014-07-27 01:54:28 AM  
It's fairly easy to spend $400 at 7-Eleven if you know the guy behind the counter.*

* and he's your dealer

/I didn't say legally
 
2014-07-27 03:46:50 AM  
That's like half a tank of gas for a h2
 
2014-07-27 07:26:13 AM  
I was hoping this would be a picture thread about nasty stuff you can buy at convenience stores. I am disappoint.
 
2014-07-27 09:21:52 AM  
I didn't see he bought that card. I just assumed he loaded up in the condiment aisle and got a few rolls of toilet paper.
 
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