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(Mirror.co.uk)   New 'Overnight Diet' promises people they can lose seven pounds in a week; still no challenger for the 'Bad Oyster Diet' that will see you lose seven pounds in one seemingly endless night   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-26 03:54:59 PM  
The only real way to lose that much weight that quickly is dehydration. The trick is to package it in a way that people don't realize that that is what is happening. Reducing the amount of carbohydrates and sodium in your diet will reduce the amount of water that your body retains. There are pros and cons to this and the answer always seems to be the boring "moderation" thing, but that's what is happening when these diets show significant and immediate gains (meaning losses).
 
2014-07-26 04:11:08 PM  
That headline made me chuckle.
 
2014-07-26 06:31:18 PM  
That actually happened to me once. One of the worst experiences of my life - and I can say that even after seeing the last Transformers movie!
 
2014-07-26 07:15:39 PM  
order The Overnight Diet by Dr Caroline Apovian and Frances Sharpe RRP £7.99 at the special offer price of £6.39 with free p&p

Eat less, exercise more, eat better.

You may now send a mere £.23 or 1/4 hogshead of flax to the paypal address listed in my profile.
 
2014-07-26 07:33:37 PM  

Therion: order The Overnight Diet by Dr Caroline Apovian and Frances Sharpe RRP £7.99 at the special offer price of £6.39 with free p&p

Eat less, exercise more, eat better.

You may now send a mere £.23 or 1/4 hogshead of flax to the paypal address listed in my profile.


if you want the ultra version of that diet, cut down and carbs and add more cardio to your exercise routine.
 
2014-07-26 07:39:40 PM  
I eat breakfast,  lunch a dinner and every morning I drop 2lbs,   so I really got a kick out of this article.
 
2014-07-26 07:50:54 PM  

8 inches: That actually happened to me once. One of the worst experiences of my life - and I can say that even after seeing the last Transformers movie!


Oh dear god, yes.

Then you lose five more pounds because your throat is so raw from the vomiting you can't swallow for a week.

/shut the f*ck up.
 
2014-07-26 07:56:40 PM  
I lost 15 pounds in two weeks when I started my diet.

I'm almost down to my college weight again. I eat lots of bacon.
 
2014-07-26 08:02:20 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I lost 15 pounds in two weeks when I started my diet.

I'm almost down to my college weight again. I eat lots of bacon.


But you need to eat lots of crow for for your blow up in the "spike lee" thread.
 
2014-07-26 08:08:50 PM  
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The only real way to lose seven pounds in one week and keep it off.
 
2014-07-26 08:16:44 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mike+jeavons+14lbs just watched this, a British dude tries a diet that should lose 14 pounds in a week..
 
2014-07-26 08:19:30 PM  

theflatline: ecmoRandomNumbers: I lost 15 pounds in two weeks when I started my diet.

I'm almost down to my college weight again. I eat lots of bacon.

But you need to eat lots of crow for for your blow up in the "spike lee" thread.


Lulz.

I'm never going to live that down, am I?

Look -- I drink once or twice in a freaking year now. Can't you just forgive?
 
2014-07-26 08:35:18 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lulz.

I'm never going to live that down, am I?

Look -- I drink once or twice in a freaking year now. Can't you just forgive?


This is Fark. A giant social darwinism game where you take an interest in the posters and copypasta everything they have ever said in order to use it against them later, in order to somehow prove they are wrong by default because they said something stupid 8 months ago on a topic completely unrelated to the current one.

Get with the times!
 
2014-07-26 09:46:44 PM  

Gyrfalcon: 8 inches: That actually happened to me once. One of the worst experiences of my life - and I can say that even after seeing the last Transformers movie!

Oh dear god, yes.

Then you lose five more pounds because your throat is so raw from the vomiting you can't swallow for a week.


Oh, for the luvva Pete, THIS.
/but it could have been the six-pack I drank while the guy was shucking those quarts of oysters.
 
2014-07-26 10:14:04 PM  
I had some bad fish once. It was the dark night of the sole.

/obscure, even by fark standards
 
2014-07-26 10:50:20 PM  
Only 7 pounds?  A nice, good parasitic worm will shed way more than that off in no time flat!
 
2014-07-26 11:37:05 PM  
I lose 9 lbs a day just by pooping.
 
2014-07-27 12:19:41 AM  

czetie: I had some bad fish once. It was the dark night of the sole.

/obscure, even by fark standards


LOL!
 
2014-07-27 02:07:59 AM  
I'm chuckling at the headline.
 
2014-07-27 02:18:00 AM  

theflatline: ecmoRandomNumbers: I lost 15 pounds in two weeks when I started my diet.

I'm almost down to my college weight again. I eat lots of bacon.

But you need to eat lots of crow for for your blow up in the "spike lee" thread.


Oh snap! Is this "the guy"?
 
2014-07-27 03:05:28 AM  

Corn_Fed: Only 7 pounds?  A nice, good parasitic worm will shed way more than that off in no time flat!


I think I saw that on an episode of 1000 Way To Die. She lost weight all right. Right up until her intestines leaked into her abdominal cavity.
 
2014-07-27 03:07:23 AM  
I've been on Subby's diet one night but in my case it was a bad Turkey Club sandwich from Denny's.
 
2014-07-27 03:56:59 AM  
Yes.

It's called meth.
 
2014-07-27 04:02:26 AM  

Ishkur: Yes.

It's called meth.


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2014-07-27 02:26:10 PM  
I lost eight pounds when I had food poisoning, but half of that came back as soon as I was back to normal. I guess four of those pounds were due to dehydration and the fact that my digestive tract was completely empty.
 
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