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(Gizmodo)   Full scale Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 14
    More: Amusing, Holy Crap, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, pepperonis  
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2158 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Jul 2014 at 3:27 PM (20 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-26 01:15:59 PM  
the pan would hurt even without the pizza
 
2014-07-26 02:59:20 PM  
 
2014-07-26 03:32:52 PM  
NEPTR approves
 
2014-07-26 03:38:51 PM  
dough, cheese, pepperoni AND ALUMINUM TRAY projectiles.

/duck and cover
 
2014-07-26 03:43:41 PM  
Wow. With that tray a headshot == decapitation.
 
2014-07-26 03:58:21 PM  
Meh, I came up with a far superior solution decades ago...

"Pizza On Walls," Ballistic pizza delivery by railgun anywhere in the northern hemisphere in 20 minutes or less.

We didn't get much repeat business, but we never had any complaints.
 
2014-07-26 04:00:58 PM  

beverly8: the pan would hurt even without the pizza


I'm also guessing subby has never actually made a pizza.

Hot cheese + hot sauce=organic napalm
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-07-26 04:11:37 PM  
The pizza shooter was my FAVORITE toy as a kid.  It was the best thing ever.  Seriously.  Best. Thing. Ever.
 
2014-07-26 04:24:48 PM  
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WANT!
 
2014-07-26 06:04:24 PM  
To me it's looks like it's throwing cardboard disks that look like pizzas
 
2014-07-26 06:29:21 PM  

Publikwerks: To me it's looks like it's throwing cardboard disks that look like pizzas


Yeah Pizza Hut
 
2014-07-26 07:24:02 PM  

MBK: The pizza shooter was my FAVORITE toy as a kid.  It was the best thing ever.  Seriously.  Best. Thing. Ever.


Only two Christmases were better than that one; the NES Christmas and the Sega Genesis Christmas.
 
2014-07-26 07:50:23 PM  

Wadded Beef: Speaking of TMNT (NSFW)


Oh dear god... Bay's combining the Transformers into the TMNT franchise by giving Shredder a dick that transforms into Buzzsaw...
 
2014-07-27 03:43:58 AM  
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THIS is what I came for.......
 
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