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(TMZ)   Not news: A New York man is suing Starbucks. News: Claiming the staff put heroin and Ambien in his Oprah Chai tea. Fark: six months before they even started serving Oprah Chai tea   (tmz.com) divider line 138
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2014-07-26 03:19:35 PM  

Lochsteppe: Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)

Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo, who was one of the Marx brothers along with Groucho and Karlo.  So really when you ask for an Oprah chai tea, you're saying "I'd like a Marxist utopia bowl of duck soup tea tea, Dr. Phil."


Whatever toots your horn...
 
2014-07-26 03:21:19 PM  
Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!
 
2014-07-26 03:22:47 PM  

Lochsteppe: Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)

Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo, who was one of the Marx brothers along with Groucho and Karlo.  So really when you ask for an Oprah chai tea, you're saying "I'd like a Marxist utopia bowl of duck soup tea tea, Dr. Phil."


Ok this is a heroin, ambien, tea thread so take your MJ and go elsewhere


/got my fill of joint fueled ramblings during last nights jam, the friggen drummer had a epiphany about world peace through hackysack four joints in and spent the rest of the night enlightening us poor non hackysack playing souls
 
2014-07-26 03:23:16 PM  

daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!


Wrong thread, toots.
 
2014-07-26 03:23:27 PM  

Bathysphere: jake_lex: I'm off to Starbucks to get an Oprah Chai Tea.  Anyone else want one?

Yes please, triple shot of ambien, heroin- free, with a vicodin substitute.


You guys and your Vicodin substitute!
You know it doesn't really cause allergies, right?! Even the genetically modified ones.

I've had two separate friends tell me about their Vicodin intolerance, and twice each I've ordered natural Vicodin for them and they did not complain one bit, and I spent the whole evening with them!!
 
2014-07-26 03:25:26 PM  

daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!


Do you check under the bed for gays before you go to sleep at night? I heard they like to hide there.
 
2014-07-26 03:27:54 PM  

daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!


Oops! Wrong thread.
 
2014-07-26 03:29:46 PM  

Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)


Officially, it's an indian tea drink using more spices and aromatic herbs in addition to black tea. But, colloquially - it seems like anything from tea with milk to actual chai is marketed as it.
 
2014-07-26 03:33:30 PM  

daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!


Because all the dicks he's encountered tasted like shiat?
 
2014-07-26 03:33:40 PM  

BigLuca: I had an extra hard time sleeping last night, so I remember taking an extra half Ambien and one finger of scotch.

This morning, 3 fingers of Scotch is gone and my $300 Juicer is already shipped out from Amazon.

FAN-tastic


Oh man, drunken Amazon browsing is so dangerous...  occasionally random things show up a few days later.
 
2014-07-26 03:34:11 PM  
I suppose it would explain the price.
 
2014-07-26 03:34:51 PM  

Schmerd1948: Well, Oprah is a heroin to many people. And I mean that, man.


I believe the phrase is "Opiate of the Massive".

or something

Lochsteppe: Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)

Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo, who was one of the Marx brothers along with Groucho and Karlo.  So really when you ask for an Oprah chai tea, you're saying "I'd like a Marxist utopia bowl of duck soup tea tea, Dr. Phil."


Fun Fact: Her birth name is Orpah, but nobody could pronounce it correctly, so Oprah stuck.

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2014-07-26 03:35:03 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wouldn't it be a Lindsay Lohan Chai Tea, then?


More like a Phillip Seymore Hoffman Chai tea. Too soon?
 
2014-07-26 03:35:42 PM  

baconbeard: BigLuca: I had an extra hard time sleeping last night, so I remember taking an extra half Ambien and one finger of scotch.

This morning, 3 fingers of Scotch is gone and my $300 Juicer is already shipped out from Amazon.

FAN-tastic

Ha! In have three different tablets on the way because of last night's bourbon!


I call it drunk Priming. I have one of those rocking pizza cutters on the way
 
2014-07-26 03:36:24 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!

Because all the dicks he's encountered tasted like shiat?


You must not have seen my following post. I swear,I have not had any Ambien. Just Oxycodone.
 
2014-07-26 03:37:32 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wouldn't it be a Lindsay Lohan Chai Tea, then?


Nah it's the Phillip Seymour Hoffman tea.
 
2014-07-26 03:39:38 PM  

Savage Belief: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wouldn't it be a Lindsay Lohan Chai Tea, then?

More like a Phillip Seymore Hoffman Chai tea. Too soon?


Shakes tiny fist!
 
2014-07-26 03:40:48 PM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 640x395]


Well fark you.

/Now I want that tea set
//And I feel gay for wanting a tea set
 
2014-07-26 03:42:55 PM  
Are they using Free Trade Ambien? It's very hard to feel superior if it's not.
 
2014-07-26 03:43:59 PM  

daffy: daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!

Oops! Wrong thread.


I think any thread you posted that in would be the wrong thread.
 
2014-07-26 03:44:22 PM  

K3rmy: Let's you know that Starbucks uses quality heroin in their brews.


But then they just burn it beyond recognition!
 
2014-07-26 03:45:05 PM  

ongbok: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oprah chai tea?? Oprah, as in, the talk show host woman? Has her own tea being served at Stabucks in NYC? Forgive me, as a non-New Yorker this all seems very strange.

Arnold Palmer ice tea? Arnold Palmer as in the golfer? Has his own ice tea being sold by a major company across the country? Forgive me, as a non-golfer this all seems very strange.

/Somebody doesn't seem to understand celebrity product branding


It's been around for years and is a combination of iced tea & lemonade. Arnold Palmer (drink)

Tasty too
 
2014-07-26 03:46:10 PM  

CruJones: baconbeard: BigLuca: I had an extra hard time sleeping last night, so I remember taking an extra half Ambien and one finger of scotch.

This morning, 3 fingers of Scotch is gone and my $300 Juicer is already shipped out from Amazon.

FAN-tastic

Ha! In have three different tablets on the way because of last night's bourbon!

I call it drunk Priming. I have one of those rocking pizza cutters on the way


If they were smart, they'd include a free bottle with every purchase over $100.00

"Gummi bear maker... Why the hell don't I own one of those yet... I'll order one o them sumbiatches tight now"
 
2014-07-26 03:47:09 PM  

ZMugg: Fun Fact: Her birth name is Orpah, but nobody could pronounce it correctly, so Oprah stuck.


Sure that wasn't because it sounded too much like

www.worldsdumbestman.com
 
2014-07-26 03:47:57 PM  

Mugato: daffy: daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!

Oops! Wrong thread.

I think any thread you posted that in would be the wrong thread.


Wow! Talk about nasty. I guess you can find haters anywhere.
 
2014-07-26 03:50:34 PM  

daffy: Mugato: daffy: daffy: Can you blame me for protecting my kids childhood. They did know about gays. My brother-In-law is gay. By the way he thinks it's gross too!

Oops! Wrong thread.

I think any thread you posted that in would be the wrong thread.

Wow! Talk about nasty. I guess you can find haters anywhere.


As your post so succinctly proved.
 
2014-07-26 03:51:38 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: I'm gonna guess he's representing himself. What lawyer in his right mind would take on a case so obviously based on crazy?


A crazy lawyer.
 
2014-07-26 03:53:15 PM  

baconbeard: CruJones: baconbeard: BigLuca: I had an extra hard time sleeping last night, so I remember taking an extra half Ambien and one finger of scotch.

This morning, 3 fingers of Scotch is gone and my $300 Juicer is already shipped out from Amazon.

FAN-tastic

Ha! In have three different tablets on the way because of last night's bourbon!

I call it drunk Priming. I have one of those rocking pizza cutters on the way

If they were smart, they'd include a free bottle with every purchase over $100.00

"Gummi bear maker... Why the hell don't I own one of those yet... I'll order one o them sumbiatches tight now"


A 5lb bag of Trolli sour gummi worms is only like $15 on there.

/don't ask how I know
 
2014-07-26 03:53:29 PM  

Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)


Pretty much. In the U.S. chai tea is basically tea with spices such as cassia (similar in taste to cinnamon) added.
 
2014-07-26 03:54:53 PM  
I don't hate anyone. I just think there is a right place and time and a wrong place and time for everything. Disney World in the middle of the day, happens to be the wrong place and time for ANY TWO PEOPLE to be groping each other in front in front of every one.
 
2014-07-26 03:56:23 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oprah chai tea?? Oprah, as in, the talk show host woman? Has her own tea being served at Stabucks in NYC? Forgive me, as a non-New Yorker this all seems very strange.


It's nationwide.
 
2014-07-26 03:59:33 PM  
My brother says that he used to drink 15 cups of coffee a day, almost every day, for his entire 20's.  He says that coffee had no effect on him, he just drank it because he enjoyed the taste.

Is there a way to find out if your adrenal system is crippled?
 
2014-07-26 04:00:38 PM  
Is there nothing that Oprah can't do?  I say we send her to Moscow to have a heart to heart with Putin and then it's off to Gaza for a meeting with the Caliph.
 
2014-07-26 04:02:59 PM  

daffy: I don't hate anyone. I just think there is a right place and time and a wrong place and time for everything. Disney World in the middle of the day, happens to be the wrong place and time for ANY TWO PEOPLE to be groping each other in front in front of every one.


So why use "gay" when you could have used "people"?
 
2014-07-26 04:03:18 PM  

Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)


It's true, but when Americans absorb a word into the language it takes on a different meaning. Chai tea makes one expect a particular preparation of tea. We have tea. Of almost countless varieties. But if you just said "chai"... there are many who wouldn't know what it was. So adding "tea" makes many say. "Oh, it's a beverage!"

Stupid, I know.

The other example that immediately comes to mind is "Shrimp Scampi" ... or "shrimp shrimp". But, again it is a particular preparation of shrimp that we expect. Butter, lemon, garlic, pasta etc... We have shrimp, prepared a brazillion ways. But "Shrimp Scampi" means something. I won't even mention that we now have chicken scampi... without shrimp, but the preparation is similar.. Thanks "Olive Garden"

Now, If you'll excuse me... I'm going to get a gyro wrap on pita bread. Actually, I think I will. There's a place nearby that kicks ass ass on their gyros.
 
2014-07-26 04:03:55 PM  
Wtf is up with this guys name?
 
2014-07-26 04:04:21 PM  

4seasons85!: Savage Belief: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wouldn't it be a Lindsay Lohan Chai Tea, then?

More like a Phillip Seymore Hoffman Chai tea. Too soon?

Shakes tiny fist!


No... too late! Refreshing in a way.
 
2014-07-26 04:07:25 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wouldn't it be a Lindsay Lohan Chai Tea, then?


No, that one tastes like ass.
 
2014-07-26 04:08:56 PM  
Gayle King LIkes the tasste of "Oprah" every once in a while.
 
2014-07-26 04:09:35 PM  

Ex-Texan: Gayle King LIkes the tasste of "Oprah" every once in a while.


And you don't?
 
2014-07-26 04:11:25 PM  

Mugato: ZMugg: Fun Fact: Her birth name is Orpah, but nobody could pronounce it correctly, so Oprah stuck.

Sure that wasn't because it sounded too much like

[www.worldsdumbestman.com image 256x359]


Oprah: released 1954
Orca:   released 1977

Probably not.
 
2014-07-26 04:12:54 PM  

baconbeard: Is it made with real Oprah's?

That is the only reason I would buy it.  He should be kicked in the balls until his nose bleeds for putting another nickel in that coonts pocket.
 
2014-07-26 04:13:37 PM  
I was a hero in opera doing tai chi while Oprah heroin chai tea...

Wait I had something for this.
 
2014-07-26 04:14:43 PM  

ZMugg: Mugato: ZMugg: Fun Fact: Her birth name is Orpah, but nobody could pronounce it correctly, so Oprah stuck.

Sure that wasn't because it sounded too much like

[www.worldsdumbestman.com image 256x359]

Oprah: released 1954
Orca:   released 1977

Probably not.


Well you got me.
 
2014-07-26 04:15:00 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: I was a hero in opera doing tai chi while Oprah heroin chai tea...

Wait I had something for this.


Worst palindrome evar... :-p
 
2014-07-26 04:17:48 PM  

baconbeard: daffy: I don't hate anyone. I just think there is a right place and time and a wrong place and time for everything. Disney World in the middle of the day, happens to be the wrong place and time for ANY TWO PEOPLE to be groping each other in front in front of every one.

So why use "gay" when you could have used "people"?


The PEOPLE that I saw wear two men dressed as princesses. I don't think that it would have been right for anyone to act that way at Disney. It just so happens that Disney does not allow any one to dress that way except gays, during that week. The story that I was commenting on was the one about the tow truck driver. I simply made an error with my post. I have no problem with anyone, gay, straight, black, white, etc.
 
2014-07-26 04:18:03 PM  

zamboni: Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)

It's true, but when Americans absorb a word into the language it takes on a different meaning. Chai tea makes one expect a particular preparation of tea. We have tea. Of almost countless varieties. But if you just said "chai"... there are many who wouldn't know what it was. So adding "tea" makes many say. "Oh, it's a beverage!"

Stupid, I know.

The other example that immediately comes to mind is "Shrimp Scampi" ... or "shrimp shrimp". But, again it is a particular preparation of shrimp that we expect. Butter, lemon, garlic, pasta etc... We have shrimp, prepared a brazillion ways. But "Shrimp Scampi" means something. I won't even mention that we now have chicken scampi... without shrimp, but the preparation is similar.. Thanks "Olive Garden"

Now, If you'll excuse me... I'm going to get a gyro wrap on pita bread. Actually, I think I will. There's a place nearby that kicks ass ass on their gyros.


I want a tuna fish sandwich.
 
2014-07-26 04:19:39 PM  
Yeah, they discriminated against me too when I applied for a job there. Kept saying it wasn't a Starbucks, get out of my house, blah, blah, blah.
 
2014-07-26 04:20:16 PM  

ZMugg: Mugato: ZMugg: Fun Fact: Her birth name is Orpah, but nobody could pronounce it correctly, so Oprah stuck.

Sure that wasn't because it sounded too much like

[www.worldsdumbestman.com image 256x359]

Oprah: released 1954
Orca:   released 1977

Probably not.


Oprah, Orca, Orca, Oprah. David Letterman: gone! He will be missed by some of the people some of the time. Who's that guy?
 
2014-07-26 04:21:03 PM  
Why would you waste good heroin and Ambien on some starbucks douche?
 
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