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2014-07-26 11:16:11 AM  
Subby, you must like my headlines.
 
2014-07-26 11:20:28 AM  
FTFA: Today, Sandra Fluke is a foremost publicity hound of the second generation of sex-feminists, the socialist ideological totalitarians.  They are not fighting to make abortion, abortifacients, or any form of contraception legal, and sex without marriage is now the cultural norm.  Their purposes are to crush the last vestiges of belief that sex has psychological, spiritual, and moral dimensions, and to establish the fallacy that sex is solely a question of health best addressed through government medical programs.  Their cause is to make taxpayers foot the bill for all abortions, abortifacients, and sexually related treatments.  The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.  To consolidate political power under the banner of sex ideology, as Fluke has been trying to do, it is necessary to tell the lie that access to contraception or abortion is difficult.   Psychopathology flourishes in delusions of victimization.

Um...yeah.  It sure does.
 
2014-07-26 11:29:37 AM  
Vaginal Tyranny sounds like it'd be fun
 
2014-07-26 11:30:22 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: Today, Sandra Fluke is a foremost publicity hound of the second generation of sex-feminists, the socialist ideological totalitarians.  They are not fighting to make abortion, abortifacients, or any form of contraception legal, and sex without marriage is now the cultural norm.  Their purposes are to crush the last vestiges of belief that sex has psychological, spiritual, and moral dimensions, and to establish the fallacy that sex is solely a question of health best addressed through government medical programs.  Their cause is to make taxpayers foot the bill for all abortions, abortifacients, and sexually related treatments.  The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.  To consolidate political power under the banner of sex ideology, as Fluke has been trying to do, it is necessary to tell the lie that access to contraception or abortion is difficult.   Psychopathology flourishes in delusions of victimization.

Um...yeah.  It sure does.


What kills me is that these people can study psycho-babble and regurgitate it like this, and still not understand what "projection" means. That's one of the first things you learn in Psych 101.
 
2014-07-26 11:30:35 AM  
If you think this is bad, go read the comments.
 
2014-07-26 11:30:46 AM  
FTFA: The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.

Funny, my Christian faith allows for abortions, contraception, condoms, and female and/or gay priests/deacons/bishops...

oh, you mean conservative Christians, got it.  Please be more specific next time and don't think you speak for all of Christianity with your gaping maw.

/Epsicopal
 
2014-07-26 11:36:56 AM  

Heliovdrake: If you think this is bad, go read the comments.


ane  daisypony • 3 days ago
Many women are not respected by me because they swallowed her narrative hook line and sinker and voted the way she told them to.
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                          HoraceJules  jane • 3 days ago
                          That's not all they swallowed.

ZING!
 
2014-07-26 11:54:37 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Heliovdrake: If you think this is bad, go read the comments.

ane  daisypony • 3 days ago
Many women are not respected by me because they swallowed her narrative hook line and sinker and voted the way she told them to.
4  • Reply•Share › 
                          HoraceJules  jane • 3 days ago
                          That's not all they swallowed.

ZING!


Mmm, American Misogyny
 
2014-07-26 11:58:14 AM  
fta Let's face it:

The vagina? Ok.
 
2014-07-26 11:59:39 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: Today, Sandra Fluke is a foremost publicity hound of the second generation of sex-feminists, the socialist ideological totalitarians.  They are not fighting to make abortion, abortifacients, or any form of contraception legal, and sex without marriage is now the cultural norm.  Their purposes are to crush the last vestiges of belief that sex has psychological, spiritual, and moral dimensions, and to establish the fallacy that sex is solely a question of health best addressed through government medical programs.  Their cause is to make taxpayers foot the bill for all abortions, abortifacients, and sexually related treatments.  The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.  To consolidate political power under the banner of sex ideology, as Fluke has been trying to do, it is necessary to tell the lie that access to contraception or abortion is difficult.   Psychopathology flourishes in delusions of victimization.

Um...yeah.  It sure does.

What kills me is that these people can study psycho-babble and regurgitate it like this, and still not understand what "projection" means. That's one of the first things you learn in Psych 101.


I honestly can't tell if they do recognize it and just ignore it or if they're actually oblivious to something so painfully obvious.
 
2014-07-26 12:02:16 PM  
American Stinker: Keeping the Stench Real.
 
2014-07-26 12:05:55 PM  
that is the magazine or website right next to the thinker.
 
2014-07-26 12:07:36 PM  
So I asked myself "Is it stupider than that one article about Hispanic cheese?" because that is my gold standard for stupid articles.

And I'll be darned if I don't have a new gold standard now. I mean, my God, I lost IQ points reading that. So thanks, submitter, for that.

/I'm going to curl up in the fetal position and cry for a little while now.
 
2014-07-26 12:09:27 PM  
I never understood the concept of counting to potato until just now.

I swear my IQ just dropped 50 points after reading that dreck.
 
2014-07-26 12:09:41 PM  
Fluke majored in feminist, gender and sexuality studies at Cornell University.

No, she had a double major in Policy Analysis and Management and Feminist, Gender & Sexuality Studies at Cornell University.  Not that it matters.  Using someone's college major to discredit and dismiss them is already almost as desperate as lying about it.
 
2014-07-26 12:09:43 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Vaginal Tyranny sounds like it'd be fun


I survived Vaginal Tyranny for four long years. Then I graduated high school and moved on to to major in Vaginal Freestyle.
 
2014-07-26 12:10:53 PM  
Linux_Yes: American Stinker: Keeping the Stench Real.

I guess they could use a shout out to Massengil
 
2014-07-26 12:11:06 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Vaginal Tyranny sounds like it'd be fun


It sounds like a Maude Lebowski art exhibition.
 
2014-07-26 12:12:53 PM  
WTF am I reading?
 
2014-07-26 12:13:25 PM  
You must be new here, submitter
 
2014-07-26 12:13:53 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Vaginal Tyranny sounds like it'd be fun


I was always a fan of Penis Socialism, what with the urge to spread the 'wealth' with a few women.
 
2014-07-26 12:14:45 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Doktor_Zhivago: Heliovdrake: If you think this is bad, go read the comments.

ane  daisypony • 3 days ago
Many women are not respected by me because they swallowed her narrative hook line and sinker and voted the way she told them to.
4  • Reply•Share › 
                          HoraceJules  jane • 3 days ago
                          That's not all they swallowed.

ZING!

Mmm, American Misogyny


That's the single weirdest feature about the attacks on Fluke.

Apparently Sandra is both a promiscuous slut, and a man-hating bull-dyke, and both of those are bad.
 
2014-07-26 12:15:10 PM  
"sex feminist"?

is this some sort version of "sex fiend"?

where is sigmund when you need him?
 
2014-07-26 12:15:28 PM  

thamike: Fluke majored in feminist, gender and sexuality studies at Cornell University.

No, she had a double major in Policy Analysis and Management and Feminist, Gender & Sexuality Studies at Cornell University.  Not that it matters.  Using someone's college major to discredit and dismiss them is already almost as desperate as lying about it.


Yet these are the same people who will call Dinesh D'Souza a "scholar" because he has a BA from Dartmouth.
 
2014-07-26 12:15:34 PM  
That is a REALLY high bar there, subby.

[clicks article]

Daaaaaaaaaay-um!
 
2014-07-26 12:15:59 PM  
Attacking Sandra Fluke worked so well during Presidential election they want to try it again?

I always thought the reason Rush kept up his attack was so he could damage his Romney's chances while at the same time appear to have the Republicans best interest in mind. His contract was going to be up during the term (renewed in 2013) and the last thing he wanted was a rating drop due to Obama being out of office.
 
2014-07-26 12:16:50 PM  
Single stupidest thing ever posted on Fark

 darrenwcarter.com
 
2014-07-26 12:17:51 PM  

Hickory-smoked: cameroncrazy1984: Doktor_Zhivago: Heliovdrake: If you think this is bad, go read the comments.

ane  daisypony • 3 days ago
Many women are not respected by me because they swallowed her narrative hook line and sinker and voted the way she told them to.
4  • Reply•Share › 
                          HoraceJules  jane • 3 days ago
                          That's not all they swallowed.

ZING!

Mmm, American Misogyny

That's the single weirdest feature about the attacks on Fluke.

Apparently Sandra is both a promiscuous slut, and a man-hating bull-dyke, and both of those are bad.


I understand this combination is quite attractive to some men - heavy on the secret fantasy scale - shhh - the gentle soft-spoken wives back home would never understand the intricacies -
 
2014-07-26 12:18:24 PM  
That's really farking stupid, but "ever posted on fark"? I mean cmon, I've seen people defend Nixon on fark. I've seen people defend McCarthyism on fark. I've seen people that wholeheartedly support re-instituting the draft so we can go on more holy wars in the hell blasted desert on fark.

shiat.
 
2014-07-26 12:18:32 PM  
Ann Coulter isn't married.  Does she expect us to believe that she's still a virgin?  Or if not, that she's celibate and treasures her sexuality enough to save it only for deeply emotional relationships?

Or is she just like every other sexually-active American woman between the ages of 20 and 50 who will need to use contraception at some point?

/dnrtfa
//won't click on a Stinker article
///so I don't know if she wrote this particular pile of steaming shiat, but she does write for the Stinker
 
2014-07-26 12:18:36 PM  
Well, that's the first American Thinker article I've read in its entirety in a long time, and it delivered. I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm, so I think I'll just post my usual response here.

www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2014-07-26 12:18:54 PM  

Hickory-smoked: cameroncrazy1984: Doktor_Zhivago: Heliovdrake: If you think this is bad, go read the comments.

ane  daisypony • 3 days ago
Many women are not respected by me because they swallowed her narrative hook line and sinker and voted the way she told them to.
4  • Reply•Share › 
                          HoraceJules  jane • 3 days ago
                          That's not all they swallowed.

ZING!

Mmm, American Misogyny

That's the single weirdest feature about the attacks on Fluke.

Apparently Sandra is both a promiscuous slut, and a man-hating bull-dyke, and both of those are bad.


That's how Hillary Clinton can be a hairy-legged lesbian who couldn't stop boning Vince Foster and Obama is a lazy naive amateur wimp tyrant.
 
2014-07-26 12:24:19 PM  
awesomegifs.comawesomegifs.comawesomegifs.com
 
2014-07-26 12:24:24 PM  

neongoats: That's really farking stupid, but "ever posted on fark"? I mean cmon, I've seen people defend Nixon on fark. I've seen people defend McCarthyism on fark. I've seen people that wholeheartedly support re-instituting the draft so we can go on more holy wars in the hell blasted desert on fark.

shiat.


Yeah, I think we'd need to break that into Headline and Comment categories
 
2014-07-26 12:26:27 PM  

Fart_Machine: WTF am I reading?


If you're smart, something else entirely.
 
2014-07-26 12:26:43 PM  
Is it just me, but I don't hear anything from Sandra Fluke anymore.   I know she is running for some public office, but if it weren't for the rightwing wackos, I wouldn't know she existed.
 
2014-07-26 12:28:29 PM  
From the article:  Like the man who took the Rorschach, when you're a Democrat, the whole world is a vagina.

I always thought the world was my oyster, but I guess it's my clam...
 
2014-07-26 12:28:54 PM  

Zappagirl: From the article:  Like the man who took the Rorschach, when you're a Democrat, the whole world is a vagina.

I always thought the world was my oyster, but I guess it's my clam...


And a bearded one at that
 
2014-07-26 12:30:04 PM  
Thinking back to what I just read, one of the things that stuck with me is the fact that she evidently feels that anything having to do with vaginas is decidedly not healthcare. Which I find to be laughably moronic. Controlling her fertility is one of the most effective ways that a woman can maximize the state of her health and the health of her children. I just don't know what else to say.
 
2014-07-26 12:30:43 PM  

Huggermugger: Ann Coulter isn't married.  Does she expect us to believe that she's still a virgin?  Or if not, that she's celibate and treasures her sexuality enough to save it only for deeply emotional relationships?

Or is she just like every other sexually-active American woman between the ages of 20 and 50 who will need to use contraception at some point?

/dnrtfa
//won't click on a Stinker article
///so I don't know if she wrote this particular pile of steaming shiat, but she does write for the Stinker


"She sounds hideous"
"That's because she's a guy"
 
2014-07-26 12:32:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: Today, Sandra Fluke is a foremost publicity hound of the second generation of sex-feminists, the socialist ideological totalitarians.  They are not fighting to make abortion, abortifacients, or any form of contraception legal, and sex without marriage is now the cultural norm.  Their purposes are to crush the last vestiges of belief that sex has psychological, spiritual, and moral dimensions, and to establish the fallacy that sex is solely a question of health best addressed through government medical programs.  Their cause is to make taxpayers foot the bill for all abortions, abortifacients, and sexually related treatments.  The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.  To consolidate political power under the banner of sex ideology, as Fluke has been trying to do, it is necessary to tell the lie that access to contraception or abortion is difficult.   Psychopathology flourishes in delusions of victimization.

Um...yeah.  It sure does.

What kills me is that these people can study psycho-babble and regurgitate it like this, and still not understand what "projection" means. That's one of the first things you learn in Psych 101.


thats why its one of the first things you learn in Psych 101.
 
2014-07-26 12:32:52 PM  
All-American Totalitarian Vagina is the name of my Pussy Riot cover band.
 
2014-07-26 12:33:03 PM  
Who the fark is a practicing Freudian anymore? Who uses rorschach tests outside of hollywood films? Why is a thumbs-up from a guy not a gang-sign? I'm guessing because the author is an 80-year old curmudgeon with a degree in psychology earned sometime in the 1950's.
 
2014-07-26 12:33:25 PM  

enry: FTFA: The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.

Funny, my Christian faith allows for abortions, contraception, condoms, and female and/or gay priests/deacons/bishops...

oh, you mean conservative Christians, got it.  Please be more specific next time and don't think you speak for all of Christianity with your gaping maw.

/Epsicopal


He'd be the first one throwing stones if Jesus ever came back.
 
2014-07-26 12:34:37 PM  
All-American Totalitarian Vagina

is totally what I'm gonna name my new Pussy Riot/L7 cover band.

Gloria Steinem is still the leader of that generation.   She, who is often seen flashing her hand signal for her vagina, like any gang-banger, is still the leading political sex fashionista of her generation.


3.bp.blogspot.com


Just keepin' it real, Yo!

 
2014-07-26 12:35:38 PM  

Arachnophobe: All-American Totalitarian Vagina is the name of my Pussy Riot cover band.


Dammitsomuch!

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-07-26 12:38:47 PM  
TFA: The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.

There it is. Religion, stop holding us back.
 
2014-07-26 12:39:36 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: Today, Sandra Fluke is a foremost publicity hound of the second generation of sex-feminists, the socialist ideological totalitarians.  They are not fighting to make abortion, abortifacients, or any form of contraception legal, and sex without marriage is now the cultural norm.  Their purposes are to crush the last vestiges of belief that sex has psychological, spiritual, and moral dimensions, and to establish the fallacy that sex is solely a question of health best addressed through government medical programs.  Their cause is to make taxpayers foot the bill for all abortions, abortifacients, and sexually related treatments.  The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.  To consolidate political power under the banner of sex ideology, as Fluke has been trying to do, it is necessary to tell the lie that access to contraception or abortion is difficult.   Psychopathology flourishes in delusions of victimization.

Um...yeah.  It sure does.


Beyond which, we're talking about "delusions of victimization" in an attack piece about a woman Rush Limbaugh called a slut for pointing out that birth control can save lives two years ago, a woman that conservatives are still whining about.
 
2014-07-26 12:40:30 PM  
Single stupidest thing ever posted on Fark

weknowmemes.com
 
2014-07-26 12:42:02 PM  

ultraholland: TFA: The want to functionally criminalize Christianity through the tax code.

There it is. Religion, stop holding us back.


To be fair, I would go for that. Roll them all into the sea with bulldozers and cattle prods.

You know, since they can't be bothered to respect anyone else's beliefs(or lack thereof)
 
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