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(Vile Reviews)   Kevin Smith's TUSK finally gets a trailer, and it's surprisingly awesome   (vilereviews.com) divider line 43
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2014-07-26 10:44:52 AM  
so....he's been smoking A LOT hasn't he?
 
2014-07-26 12:25:15 PM  
I am sick of him.
 
2014-07-26 01:33:26 PM  
This is now a movie?

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2014-07-26 01:33:53 PM  
Classic album.
 
2014-07-26 01:34:20 PM  

BalugaJoe: I am sick of him.


Why don't you ask him if he's going away?
 
2014-07-26 01:36:08 PM  
Now Kevin Smith and Rob Zombie are gonna have a celeb fight on twitter about who can do better body horror movies.
/looks like garbage btw
 
2014-07-26 01:47:08 PM  
Holy shiat that looks farking awesome! Michael Parks is terrifying. This is gonna be good.
 
2014-07-26 01:47:37 PM  
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
 
2014-07-26 01:47:40 PM  
It looks like The Human Centipede and The Fly had a love child. And peed on it. But hey, Smith is trying something different, for him anyway. I don't want to bust his balls too much on the internet, I know he whines about that a lot (while doing the same thing, talking shiat about filmmakers,  only in front of an audience for money).
 
2014-07-26 01:59:05 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: BalugaJoe: I am sick of him.

Why don't you ask him if he's going away?


Don't say that you love him (LIAR!).

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2014-07-26 01:59:19 PM  
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I don't see a resemblance...
 
2014-07-26 02:09:21 PM  
Needs more making hate to a clown.


Vulgar II. Get on that shiat lunch box.
 
2014-07-26 02:11:09 PM  
Go back to dick and fart jokes, comic books, bong hits and Fleshlights, Kev.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > "I'm a Mac" undergoing species reassignment.
 
2014-07-26 02:16:35 PM  
I am supposed to be believe that Genesis Rodriguez would be in a relationship with Justin Long?
 
2014-07-26 02:21:23 PM  

kingflower: I am supposed to be believe that Genesis Rodriguez would be in a relationship with Justin Long?


Maybe she used to be a PC and he showed her the error of her ways. And the Pornstache couldn't have hurt.

Is there a reason why I don't find him as obnoxious as Shia LeBeof? They're not all that far apart. Maybe because he was in Galaxy Quest. That movie even momentarily made me not hate Tim Allen.
 
2014-07-26 02:28:01 PM  

dramatools: Go back to dick and fart jokes, comic books, bong hits and Fleshlights, Kev.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > "I'm a Mac" undergoing species reassignment.


Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > just about everything else in the universe

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www.hotflick.net
 
2014-07-26 02:36:10 PM  

mcmnky: dramatools: Go back to dick and fart jokes, comic books, bong hits and Fleshlights, Kev.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > "I'm a Mac" undergoing species reassignment.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > just about everything else in the universe



I liked Eliza Dushku* and Ali Larter and....well I guess his wife told him to put her in the film.


* Just forget she was Arnold's daughter in True Lies
/Daaaaaanaaa!!!!
 
2014-07-26 02:39:42 PM  

Mugato: mcmnky: dramatools: Go back to dick and fart jokes, comic books, bong hits and Fleshlights, Kev.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > "I'm a Mac" undergoing species reassignment.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > just about everything else in the universe


I liked Eliza Dushku* and Ali Larter and....well I guess his wife told him to put her in the film.


* Just forget she was Arnold's daughter in True Lies
/Daaaaaanaaa!!!!


Yeah, there was a definite 'one of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't belong' vibe to that gang.
 
2014-07-26 02:51:49 PM  

mcmnky: Mugato: mcmnky: dramatools: Go back to dick and fart jokes, comic books, bong hits and Fleshlights, Kev.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > "I'm a Mac" undergoing species reassignment.

Jewel thief-with-a-heart-of-gold Shannon Elizabeth > just about everything else in the universe


I liked Eliza Dushku* and Ali Larter and....well I guess his wife told him to put her in the film.


* Just forget she was Arnold's daughter in True Lies
/Daaaaaanaaa!!!!

Yeah, there was a definite 'one of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't belong' vibe to that gang.


I wondered which terrorist Helen was schtuping when Arnold first joined the Omega group.
 
2014-07-26 03:55:45 PM  
What a coincidence. I don't want to die in Canada, either.
 
2014-07-26 04:03:36 PM  

Eirik: What a coincidence. I don't want to die in Canada, either.


almost impossible with our free healthcare and sensible serving sizes.
 
2014-07-26 04:08:44 PM  
I just want to see the death of super man lives.


I would have loved to see that movie, just make it and say it's not canon, bam. Who gives a Fark.
 
2014-07-26 04:08:56 PM  

Wingnutwillie: Eirik: What a coincidence. I don't want to die in Canada, either.

almost impossible with our free healthcare and sensible serving sizes.


I chortled a bit there. Heh!
 
2014-07-26 04:11:44 PM  
We will... We will rock you... TUSK
 
2014-07-26 04:12:43 PM  
Soo... "Misery" in reverse.

/dammit, Kevin!
 
2014-07-26 04:22:08 PM  
I can see a good horror director in this trailer and red state, he can make some classics BUT.... the same bad old jokes about dicks, wieners and canada we already heard in all those podcast years. If he drop this we can expect a classic in the coming years. And where the fark is ralph garman?
 
2014-07-26 04:24:42 PM  
This movie has no idea what it wants to be.

I agree with the above poster that it's channeling Smith's inner Zombie - but Zombie is on a whole other level when it comes to mixing dark comedy with gore.

I know most people hate him for Halloween remakes, but The Devil's Rejects gets him a pass for life IMO.
 
2014-07-26 04:25:32 PM  

colimar: And where the fark is ralph garman?


Doing the same five impressions on Smith's podcasts and (does he have a radio show?).
 
2014-07-26 04:36:52 PM  
Why the hell isn't Michael Parks a huge star? The man is fantastic, I've loved him in everything I've found him in...
 
2014-07-26 05:12:43 PM  
Looks pretty cool! For those that don't know, this movie spawned from an ad they were talking about on their podcast last year, guess it's just been snowballing since.

Link here(Walrus talk starts around the 17-18 minute mark): http://smodcast.com/episodes/the-walrus-and-the-carpenter/
 
2014-07-26 05:26:25 PM  
I liked it better when it was called "Operation:  Infinite Walrus"
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2014-07-26 05:26:43 PM  

colimar: I can see a good horror director in this trailer and red state, he can make some classics BUT.... the same bad old jokes about dicks, wieners and canada we already heard in all those podcast years. If he drop this we can expect a classic in the coming years. And where the fark is ralph garman?


He's in the movie too.
 
2014-07-26 05:42:27 PM  
I thought he said "Red State" was going to be his last film.

/liked "Red State," actually
 
2014-07-26 05:45:17 PM  
I see fat people.
 
2014-07-26 05:48:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-26 06:02:15 PM  
"It's like a farkin' more tolerable, but more farked up version of the human centipede." -Kevin Smith

I know I already mentioned it, but I just listened through this podcast again, and it's pretty cool to hear them basically create a concept for a movie accidentally in about 40 minutes. I've had conversations with my friends like this, but we never actually went out and made it happen. Pretty cool that they can and are doing that.

http://smodcast.com/episodes/the-walrus-and-the-carpenter/
Starts at about 17 minutes.
 
2014-07-26 06:11:56 PM  

Mugato: colimar: And where the fark is ralph garman?

Doing the same five impressions on Smith's podcasts and (does he have a radio show?).


Kevin and Bean KROQ in LA. Never listened to them because I don't live in one of their markets but I hear it's pretty good. The folks I know in SoCal seem to enjoy it.

Ralph Garman on Joe Schmo as the "smarmy" anything for the win!

Trailer looks pretty good. Then again, I'm not a movie snob. I don't expect everything to be "movie of the year", just entertain me for an hour and a half. I don't need to compare movies/TV shows to other movies or even their books (if there happens to be a book).
 
2014-07-26 06:47:19 PM  
Yeah, whatever...Meanwhile...

Sam Raimi announces new Evil Dead TV Series and it will star Bruce Campbell

July 26, 2014 at 2:07 PM
In a surprise appearance at San Diego Comic-Con, Sam Raimi announced that he is currently developing a new television series based on The Evil Dead!

Groovy!
 
2014-07-26 08:51:19 PM  

Mugato: It looks like The Human Centipede and The Fly had a love child. And peed on it. But hey, Smith is trying something different, for him anyway. I don't want to bust his balls too much on the internet, I know he whines about that a lot (while doing the same thing, talking shiat about filmmakers,  only in front of an audience for money).


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2014-07-26 09:03:27 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Mugato: It looks like The Human Centipede and The Fly had a love child. And peed on it. But hey, Smith is trying something different, for him anyway. I don't want to bust his balls too much on the internet, I know he whines about that a lot (while doing the same thing, talking shiat about filmmakers,  only in front of an audience for money).

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Wouldn't that be a buck fifty?
 
2014-07-26 09:26:42 PM  
Red State was an ungodly farktarded mess of a film. Hopefully this is better.

Actually John Goodman getting injured by flying bone splinters was cool. But the movie was god awful. Just horrible.
 
2014-07-27 02:52:51 PM  
I too thought Red State was a hot, disjointed mess of a film, so I expect no better from this.
 
2014-07-27 03:30:38 PM  

Birdman: "It's like a farkin' more tolerable, but more farked up version of the human centipede." -Kevin Smith

I know I already mentioned it, but I just listened through this podcast again, and it's pretty cool to hear them basically create a concept for a movie accidentally in about 40 minutes. I've had conversations with my friends like this, but we never actually went out and made it happen. Pretty cool that they can and are doing that.

http://smodcast.com/episodes/the-walrus-and-the-carpenter/
Starts at about 17 minutes.


That was a good listen. Thanks!
 
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