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(Stuff.co.nz)   Yes, there's etiquette in gum chewing. If you can't handle that responsibility, stop now. Switch to mints   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 12
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2014-07-26 06:13:41 AM  
4. Don't ever blow bubbles - unless you are under 12, or you really want to piss someone off.

Shut up, crankypants.  Life needs more bubbles not fewer.
 
2014-07-26 08:53:04 AM  
If you loudly crack your gum in public you should be clapped in irons in the public square and pelted with horse-urine-laden balloons until Kandahar, Afghanistan hosts the Academy Awards.
 
2014-07-26 09:16:15 AM  
No matter if I'm the one chewing or not, if I hear someone using the phrase "cow chewing their cud" followed by exaggerated lipsmacking with their face two inches away from the gumchewer, that someone is getting their jaw ripped off.

/nonchewer
//PTSD from Catholic nuns
 
2014-07-26 09:43:58 AM  
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1. Always bring enough for everybody.
 
2014-07-26 10:33:29 AM  
There are some instances where popping your gum is okay.......like when you are purposefully trying to annoy the shiat out of people..........because it works.
 
2014-07-26 11:08:56 AM  

Ambivalence: 4. Don't ever blow bubbles - unless you are under 12, or you really want to piss someone off.

Shut up, crankypants.  Life needs more bubbles not fewer.


I will seriously break all of your toes with a hammer. The sound of gum snapping in somebody's mouth sends me into fits.
 
2014-07-26 12:25:57 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Ambivalence: 4. Don't ever blow bubbles - unless you are under 12, or you really want to piss someone off.

Shut up, crankypants.  Life needs more bubbles not fewer.

I will seriously break all of your toes with a hammer. The sound of gum snapping in somebody's mouth sends me into fits.


Too farking bad.
 
2014-07-26 01:26:05 PM  
There's a morbidly obese guy at work who breaths heavily at rest and open-mouth cracks his gum at 90 beats/min while he's in the echoey bathroom. For some reason we're always on the same schedule, even though I try to move mine around so that I don't have to hear it. It's repulsive.
 
2014-07-26 02:39:48 PM  
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2014-07-26 02:40:31 PM  
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2014-07-26 03:17:18 PM  
Hi-Chew for the win
 
2014-07-26 11:57:37 PM  
Chewing gum + etiquette = (matter + antimatter) ÷ 0
 
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