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(Mother Nature Network)   When you have a voice like Morgan Freeman's, you don't even need to wear a beekeeper's suit to feed the bees living in the beehives in your backyard. You just charm them with your relaxed velvet voice   (mnn.com) divider line 35
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2014-07-26 11:33:27 AM  
Thorax sprinkles.
 
2014-07-26 12:21:36 PM  
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2014-07-26 12:23:41 PM  
Frank Caliendo read "The Lettter" from Lebron James on ESPN the other morning.  It was fantastic.

This should have it's own greenlight.

http://deadspin.com/frank-caliendo-reads-lebrons-letter-in-morgan-fr ee mans-1610122169
 
2014-07-26 12:25:12 PM  
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice

/this too
 
2014-07-26 12:28:06 PM  
Weird.  I read "Morgan Freeman" but pictured Morgan Fairchild.....

ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-07-26 12:29:13 PM  
What if the reason that honey bees are dying off is because of massive hives created by humans to create honey somehow messes with regular hives.
 
2014-07-26 12:35:50 PM  

Billy Liar: Weird.  I read "Morgan Freeman" but pictured Morgan Fairchild.....

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Either works for me.
 
2014-07-26 12:36:25 PM  
Can he also charm the birdies down from the trees?
 
2014-07-26 12:42:03 PM  
Mellifluous voice, perhaps?
//
 
2014-07-26 12:47:24 PM  
A word please....
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-26 12:50:25 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Frank Caliendo read "The Lettter" from Lebron James on ESPN the other morning.  It was fantastic.

This should have it's own greenlight.

http://deadspin.com/frank-caliendo-reads-lebrons-letter-in-morgan-fr ee mans-1610122169


That was AWESOME!
/still hopes no one attends that first game he comes back...
//Doubt it'll happen though...
 
2014-07-26 12:53:39 PM  
I don't understand celebrity worship.  No, don't bother explaining, I understand it, I just think it's insane.
 
2014-07-26 12:58:09 PM  

ActionJoe: What if the reason that honey bees are dying off is because of massive hives created by humans to create honey somehow messes with regular hives.


That would make sense if only wild colonies were affected.  However, that's not the case.
It would also make sense if the massive hives that people create were accompanied by mass bee decline over the last few centuries rather than being a new thing.  However, that is not the case.
 
2014-07-26 01:16:02 PM  
read the headline in MFV
 
2014-07-26 01:42:29 PM  
www.louisianime.com
 
2014-07-26 01:46:47 PM  

Billy Liar: Weird.  I read "Morgan Freeman" but pictured Morgan Fairchild.....

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x168]


Jaye P. Morgan?
 
2014-07-26 01:47:25 PM  
I read that in a Morgan Freeman huffing helium voice.
 
2014-07-26 02:02:21 PM  
I read that as "Gordon Freeman" and the headline didn't make any sense.  Too much coffee, I think.
 
2014-07-26 02:09:55 PM  
For those of you who dont game, you may have missed this on-going gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRnfag7oEM4&list=UUy5OkG7_WR07nbgkDL DX ZYQ


Morgan Freeman plays DayZ.

You're welcome.
 
2014-07-26 02:38:55 PM  

Im_Gumby: [www.louisianime.com image 850x577]


Damm you!
 
2014-07-26 02:39:08 PM  

Billy Liar: Weird.  I read "Morgan Freeman" but pictured Morgan Fairchild.....

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x168]


my wife? yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2014-07-26 02:40:01 PM  
Who cares if she was? Natural selection.
 
2014-07-26 02:41:14 PM  
Wrong damn thread.
 
2014-07-26 03:04:55 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Thorax sprinkles.


Any minute now, Ken Burns and some old-timey violin dude are going to get the shiat stung out of them in Mississippi.

Little-known fact: Morgan Freeman is a very good sailor and frequently goes on extensive voyages by himself on his sailboat, which was, and may still be, a Shannon 43, which is one of the boats God would sail, if He had the guts.

http://www.nshof.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=85 8& Itemid=284

foredeck.nshof.org
 
2014-07-26 03:12:48 PM  
Morgan Freeman may be the narrator voice in my head but James Earl Jones is the voice of God In my head.
 
2014-07-26 03:37:47 PM  
Well, that was painful to watch.


/Fallon sucks.
 
2014-07-26 03:54:24 PM  

ActionJoe: What if the reason that honey bees are dying off is because of massive hives created by humans to create honey somehow messes with regular hives.


Attack of the killer tomatoes? Maybe they just don't like the biological equivalent of mcdonalds and our consistency towards monocultures.

The plant uprising sounds like a good revolution for some reason...
 
2014-07-26 04:05:12 PM  

Johnsnownw: Well, that was painful to watch.


/Fallon sucks.


Actually was my thought.
 
2014-07-26 04:12:08 PM  

Oldiron_79: Morgan Freeman may be the narrator voice in my head but James Earl Jones is the voice of God In my head.


You get responses? Damn, I knew I shouldn't have wanted to still call him tumbler-pores for his projective narration abilities after factoring out his full moon shades in that image somewhere above.

/ I'd only call him that to cancel out any anti-wizardry going on that might lead to multiple hundreds of attempts at going around the legend without any key

//because anything helps against the hive
 
2014-07-26 04:54:17 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-26 04:55:15 PM  
Hello, Bees and Bee-Girls. You have lucked out and are listening to Late Night Smooth Jazz.  At three AM we'll be playing some great old Bee-Boop but right now, have I got news for you! The birds are all on Twitter and the boyz are all at Buzz Feed, but I've got the latest Royal Bee poop on local family news and celebrity gossip, so listen up, lissssssten up good.
 
2014-07-26 05:24:44 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
AY, AY, AY! TITTY SPRINKLES!
 
2014-07-26 08:23:48 PM  

Valiente: JasonOfOrillia: Thorax sprinkles.

Any minute now, Ken Burns and some old-timey violin dude are going to get the shiat stung out of them in Mississippi.

Little-known fact: Morgan Freeman is a very good sailor and frequently goes on extensive voyages by himself on his sailboat, which was, and may still be, a Shannon 43, which is one of the boats God would sail, if He had the guts.

http://www.nshof.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=85 8& Itemid=284


Would? As an actor, Freeman has been God before.
 
2014-07-26 09:11:30 PM  
No sudden movements. . .
 
2014-07-27 05:51:23 PM  
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\yet another reason to miss Tebowmania....
 
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