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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Looks like somebody's mommy and daddy didn't show them enough attention   (ktla.com) divider line 45
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2014-07-26 09:58:42 AM
"Teen Arrested After Alleged Terrorist Threat Against U.S. Open of Surfing on Social Media: Police"

The only thing that headline is missing is a caughsayof.

/yes, I did eventually figure it out
 
2014-07-26 10:27:44 AM
Charlie don't surf
 
2014-07-26 10:28:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8
First thing I thought of, was "Skeet Surfing".
 
2014-07-26 10:32:47 AM
I first read that as, "Looks like subby's mommy and daddy didn't show them enough attention."

However that could be true about all submitted stories.  And the posters.
 
2014-07-26 10:33:43 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-26 10:36:22 AM

Radak: "Teen Arrested After Alleged Terrorist Threat Against U.S. Open of Surfing on Social Media: Police"

The only thing that headline is missing is a caughsayof.

/yes, I did eventually figure it out


Teen Arrested After Alleged Terrorist Threat on Social Media Against U.S. Open of Surfing

Better?

/yeah, I was thinking golf at first
//figured it out
 
2014-07-26 10:37:32 AM

humanshrapnel: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


cheers!
 
2014-07-26 10:38:26 AM
Well, that does it, not surfing today. I'll grab my gun & go to the local Goodwill.
 
2014-07-26 10:38:40 AM

Big Ramifications: humanshrapnel: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

cheers!


"I am in a world of shiat!"
 
2014-07-26 10:40:59 AM
Or his parents showed him too much attention...
 
2014-07-26 10:44:21 AM
Show him enough attention, subby. Him!

/ ♪...If you love somebody... ♪
 
2014-07-26 10:49:08 AM
"Police received a tip from another law enforcement regarding...."

Editing was provided by another reading comprehension.
 
2014-07-26 10:52:27 AM
What's his FARK tag?

/ he'll be missed on discussions under the POLITICS tab...
 
2014-07-26 10:58:20 AM
In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.
 
2014-07-26 10:59:29 AM
Give him to the Surf Nazis and see what kind of attention he likes
 
2014-07-26 11:03:01 AM

Radak: "Teen Arrested After Alleged Terrorist Threat Against U.S. Open of Surfing on Social Media: Police"

The only thing that headline is missing is a caughsayof.

/yes, I did eventually figure it out


reading is hard
 
2014-07-26 11:07:27 AM

ladyfortuna: Big Ramifications: humanshrapnel: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

cheers!

"I am in a world of shiat!"


"Full.. Metal.. Jacket.."
 
2014-07-26 11:07:43 AM
Officers also found a handgun and shotgun at the residence

Maybe he was just getting ready to go Skeet Surfing.
 
2014-07-26 11:08:33 AM
Oh, it's the opening of The OC rioting season.

At least the eye candy will be above par.
 
2014-07-26 11:10:37 AM
I didn't even know you could go surfing on social media. But they have a whole US Open competition for it.

/rimshot
//canned laughter
 
2014-07-26 11:10:53 AM
Ah gotta love social media. One of the best law enforcement tools used today. I'm all for it, since it applies Darwinism to criminals. Those dumb enough to post their threats/exploits don't get away with it. All them dumb teens and even dumber adults that post their exploits like this deserve to be arrested.
 
2014-07-26 11:11:03 AM

Big Ramifications: ladyfortuna: Big Ramifications: humanshrapnel: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

cheers!

"I am in a world of shiat!"

"Full.. Metal.. Jacket.."


"Hiiiii, Joker..."
 
2014-07-26 11:11:06 AM
Uh, how does one threaten a surfing competition?

Was he planning on blowing up the farking Pacific?

Hey Junior, here's a tip:

They're already out there with all the sharks, they're not really worried about your pimply arse?
 
2014-07-26 11:11:18 AM
Another example of the product of fine parenting raising these genius and precious internet schooled angels with the most amazing social skills.

Without the savage beatings they deserve to teach them so many valuable lessons, they never stray. Which is so fortunate for the rest of us as the world owes them everything and they are entitled to everything. Yes indeed, liberal pantywaists at their finest.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2014-07-26 11:12:10 AM

Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.

Yeah, anybody can do this shiat. While scratching their butts. Now get out there and show us what it's like to do it like a real man.

www.bigsurf.ie
 
2014-07-26 11:14:20 AM

Tom_Slick: Officers also found a handgun and shotgun at the residence

Maybe he was just getting ready to go Skeet Surfing.


Also didnt specify whether they were his, where in the house they were found, etc. Owned by his dad locked in a gun cabinet is different than purchased illegally by the kid and found under his pillow, both scenarios of which can be vaguely covered by "handgun and shotgun found at the residence."
 
2014-07-26 11:21:04 AM
Let me guess.  The little shiateheel typed "LOCALS ONLY."
 
2014-07-26 11:24:11 AM
The scary thing is we get these articles when the individual raising the threat bt web or phone, it's by those who get nailed because they are just too stupid to  cover their tracks.

How many serious threats are made by those who DO know how to make their messages untraceable to we get?
 
2014-07-26 11:24:15 AM

cryinoutloud: Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.
Yeah, anybody can do this shiat. While scratching their butts. Now get out there and show us what it's like to do it like a real man.

[www.bigsurf.ie image 400x300]


Nah.  It looks too hard.

hatteraskiteboarding.org
 
2014-07-26 11:26:13 AM

Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.


Reigning champ 6 years running right here. Any challengers?

August 21st - 30th Reno, NV
 
2014-07-26 11:30:58 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: The scary thing is we get these articles when the individual raising the threat bt web or phone, it's by those who get nailed because they are just too stupid to  cover their tracks.

How many serious threats are made by those who DO know how to make their messages untraceable to we get?


Not that many, thankfully or we'd have a Columbine every day of the week.
 
2014-07-26 11:38:49 AM

cdn.hark.com


BACK OFF, WARCHILD!  SERIOUSLY.

 
2014-07-26 11:41:35 AM

Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.


You're not even trying.
 
2014-07-26 11:45:39 AM

cryinoutloud: Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.
Yeah, anybody can do this shiat. While scratching their butts. Now get out there and show us what it's like to do it like a real man.

[www.bigsurf.ie image 400x300]


Why would he want to rape a woman and then have her stoned to death for being out in public without a male escort?
 
2014-07-26 11:46:04 AM
arabiansurfstuff.files.wordpress.com

/amateurs
 
2014-07-26 12:02:30 PM

thamike: You're not even trying.


It's early.
 
2014-07-26 12:10:09 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net

...and in his fevered dreams....
 
2014-07-26 02:30:32 PM
You forgot about not getting a pony.
 
2014-07-26 04:09:41 PM
whsale.com
 
2014-07-26 04:25:30 PM

cryinoutloud: Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.
Yeah, anybody can do this shiat. While scratching their butts. Now get out there and show us what it's like to do it like a real man.

[www.bigsurf.ie image 400x300]


Why is it called US "Open".  IS it open to anyone?   Same goes for those golf games,  US Open,  British Open.   Open to anyone?
 
2014-07-26 05:10:50 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: cryinoutloud: Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.
Yeah, anybody can do this shiat. While scratching their butts. Now get out there and show us what it's like to do it like a real man.

[www.bigsurf.ie image 400x300]

Why is it called US "Open".  IS it open to anyone?   Same goes for those golf games,  US Open,  British Open.   Open to anyone?


Open to amateur qualifiers as well as professional.
 
2014-07-26 05:20:34 PM

thamike: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: cryinoutloud: Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.
Yeah, anybody can do this shiat. While scratching their butts. Now get out there and show us what it's like to do it like a real man.

[www.bigsurf.ie image 400x300]

Why is it called US "Open".  IS it open to anyone?   Same goes for those golf games,  US Open,  British Open.   Open to anyone?

Open to amateur qualifiers as well as professional.


Thank you.
 
2014-07-26 10:40:20 PM

Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.


I want in on this.
 
2014-07-27 12:18:40 AM
So, according to the headline, this teen 'Police' (as a verb).

See, they're both in the symbols menu, but colons and equal signs don't work the same way.
 
2014-07-27 03:11:50 AM

BeepBeepMeep: Herb Utsmelz: In other news, there's a US Open of Surfing.  Next:  World Series of Butt Scratching.

I want in on this.


It's, kind of, a pain...

If you haven't earned an exemption because of your prior performance in the butt scratching open or because of the money you earned last year butt scratching...

And if you haven't been granted a special exemption...usually because the governing body thinks you have great future butt scratching potential...

Then, assuming you can show a certain level of butt scratching competence to the governing body...

You have to participate successfully in the butt scratching sectional  and the butt scratching regional...

Then, and only then, are you invited to compete in the butt scratching open...

And let's be honest, who has that kind of time to scratch their butt?
 
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