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(ESPN)   You can't complain when you win $322,216 in a 50-50 raffle, and amateur football in Alberta will get a nice payday too   (espn.go.com) divider line 31
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2014-07-27 11:53:21 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-27 01:04:24 PM  
That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.
 
2014-07-27 01:06:54 PM  
And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"
 
2014-07-27 01:12:53 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.


Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"


Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.
 
2014-07-27 01:13:51 PM  
I'll complain whenever I want to, subby! You don't know me!
 
2014-07-27 01:29:18 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.


ROTFLMAO!

Your rider defence? We're you on the field? We're you involved in the victory? Let me guessed you helped by cheering real loud, drinking lucky lager and eating hot wings.

I don't spend my life searching for misappropriated pride through the accomplishments of brain dead roid freaks, ex-high school bullies and date rapists.
 
2014-07-27 01:33:23 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.

ROTFLMAO!

Your rider defence? We're you on the field? We're you involved in the victory? Let me guessed you helped by cheering real loud, drinking lucky lager and eating hot wings.

I don't spend my life searching for misappropriated pride through the accomplishments of brain dead roid freaks, ex-high school bullies and date rapists.


So then other than being a troll why are you on the sports tab?

/i know answered my own question...
 
2014-07-27 01:41:53 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.


photos1.blogger.com
 
2014-07-27 01:47:50 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.


Nice PhotoShop, did you use MS paint?

I hear that Rob Ford is out of rehab. You guys must be so happy.
 
2014-07-27 02:07:22 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.

Nice PhotoShop, did you use MS paint?

I hear that Rob Ford is out of rehab. You guys must be so happy.


Says the guy from the White Power redneck capital of Canada. Did you enjoy the skinhead march this year. Calgary is the only city in Canada to proudly host one every year.
 
2014-07-27 02:10:15 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-27 02:22:14 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.

Nice PhotoShop, did you use MS paint?

I hear that Rob Ford is out of rehab. You guys must be so happy.

Says the guy from the White Power redneck capital of Canada. Did you enjoy the skinhead march this year. Calgary is the only city in Canada to proudly host one every year.


Wow you're reusing old material, can't even bother to make something new up, eh?
 
2014-07-27 02:37:41 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.

Nice PhotoShop, did you use MS paint?

I hear that Rob Ford is out of rehab. You guys must be so happy.

Says the guy from the White Power redneck capital of Canada. Did you enjoy the skinhead march this year. Calgary is the only city in Canada to proudly host one every year.

Wow you're reusing old material, can't even bother to make something new up, eh?


Your city gets off on animal abuse and torture too.
 
2014-07-27 03:03:50 PM  
Sent my dad to the game for his birfday! Too bad the Eskies lost.

Fark Gaylord right in his butthole. If people could stop quoting him, that would be great.
 
2014-07-27 03:26:55 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Sent my dad to the game for his birfday! Too bad the Eskies lost.

Fark Gaylord right in his butthole. If people could stop quoting him, that would be great.


You're right... After all I think I've read all of his copy pasta posts at this point. Maybe there's a nice musical in town he can enjoy, judging by his handle instead of the sports tab. NTTAWWT
 
2014-07-27 03:31:28 PM  
And good on the Eskimos forb raising that much! CFL rocks!
 
2014-07-27 03:40:42 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.

ROTFLMAO!

Your rider defence? We're you on the field? We're you involved in the victory? Let me guessed you helped by cheering real loud, drinking lucky lager and eating hot wings.

I don't spend my life searching for misappropriated pride through the accomplishments of brain dead roid freaks, ex-high school bullies and date rapists.


Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"


You say the Albertans are the only people to have the that pro team, and then you attack him when he says they're his. You can't have it both ways, moron.

/not Canadian
/I have a friend in Alberta, and he's too busy being Asian to be redneck and racist. He's Canadian; you wouldn't know him. :)
/Gaylord also doesn't spend his time correcting typos or learning grammar
 
2014-07-27 04:03:10 PM  

skrame: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: That's enough to buy a new still, outhouse and truck nutz for every hillbilly in Deadmonton.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

Oh look it's you again.

/I really enjoyed watching my Rider defence make the Argos their little biatch last night by the way.

ROTFLMAO!

Your rider defence? We're you on the field? We're you involved in the victory? Let me guessed you helped by cheering real loud, drinking lucky lager and eating hot wings.

I don't spend my life searching for misappropriated pride through the accomplishments of brain dead roid freaks, ex-high school bullies and date rapists.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: And of course Albertans are the only people in Canada redneck and racist enough to have a pro team called "Eskimos"

You say the Albertans are the only people to have the that pro team, and then you attack him when he says they're his. You can't have it both ways, moron.

/not Canadian
/I have a friend in Alberta, and he's too busy being Asian to be redneck and racist. He's Canadian; you wouldn't know him. :)
/Gaylord also doesn't spend his time correcting typos or learning grammar


Sorry, English is my second language.

I feel sorry for your friend. He must put up with a lot of racism there. Albertans hate Asians almost as much as they hate black people.

Sorry, English is my second language.

I feel sorry for your friend. He must put up with a lot of racism there. Albertans hate Asians almost as much as they hate black people.
 
2014-07-27 04:04:45 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Whiskey Dickens: Sent my dad to the game for his birfday! Too bad the Eskies lost.

Fark Gaylord right in his butthole. If people could stop quoting him, that would be great.

You're right... After all I think I've read all of his copy pasta posts at this point. Maybe there's a nice musical in town he can enjoy, judging by his handle instead of the sports tab. NTTAWWT


And you're homophobic too. Big surprise coming from an Albertan.
 
2014-07-27 04:08:48 PM  
Always awesome to read about the hometown doing good.  Not often the Eskies make international news.
 
2014-07-27 04:20:57 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Whiskey Dickens: Sent my dad to the game for his birfday! Too bad the Eskies lost.

Fark Gaylord right in his butthole. If people could stop quoting him, that would be great.

You're right... After all I think I've read all of his copy pasta posts at this point. Maybe there's a nice musical in town he can enjoy, judging by his handle instead of the sports tab. NTTAWWT

And you're homophobic too. Big surprise coming from an Albertan.


I am hardly homophobic, I just made the assumption you liked the meat sausage based on your name here.

Besides the more guys doing guys the less competition for the ladies in my eyes.

And you're right. The gay people I know are much more pleasant than you are.
 
2014-07-27 04:31:56 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Representative of the unwashed masses: Whiskey Dickens: Sent my dad to the game for his birfday! Too bad the Eskies lost.

Fark Gaylord right in his butthole. If people could stop quoting him, that would be great.

You're right... After all I think I've read all of his copy pasta posts at this point. Maybe there's a nice musical in town he can enjoy, judging by his handle instead of the sports tab. NTTAWWT

And you're homophobic too. Big surprise coming from an Albertan.

I am hardly homophobic, I just made the assumption you liked the meat sausage based on your name here.

Besides the more guys doing guys the less competition for the ladies in my eyes.

And you're right. The gay people I know are much more pleasant than you are.


Racist, sexist and homophobic. You're a true Albertan.

Although as a wrestling fan you seem to like buff dudes in spandex, maybe you're just in denial.
 
2014-07-27 04:55:16 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Racist, sexist and homophobic. You're a true Albertan.

Although as a wrestling fan you seem to like buff dudes in spandex, maybe you're just in denial.


Tell you what, I'll say that I'm a homophobic, racist and sexist (not sure why) person if you kindly shut the fark up and never speak ill of Alberta again.  Deal?
 
2014-07-27 09:22:27 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Racist, sexist and homophobic. You're a true Albertan.

Although as a wrestling fan you seem to like buff dudes in spandex, maybe you're just in denial.

Tell you what, I'll say that I'm a homophobic, racist and sexist (not sure why) person if you kindly shut the fark up and never speak ill of Alberta again.  Deal?


Speaking ill of Alberta is all be has!
Gaylord is of only 2 or 3 farkers to graduate from "marked as troll" to "useless, and therefore ignored" for me, so he has that going for him, which is nice, I guess. Even Ontariolightning isn't that useless.
 
2014-07-27 10:08:52 PM  

BATMANATEE: Representative of the unwashed masses: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Racist, sexist and homophobic. You're a true Albertan.

Although as a wrestling fan you seem to like buff dudes in spandex, maybe you're just in denial.

Tell you what, I'll say that I'm a homophobic, racist and sexist (not sure why) person if you kindly shut the fark up and never speak ill of Alberta again.  Deal?

Speaking ill of Alberta is all be has!
Gaylord is of only 2 or 3 farkers to graduate from "marked as troll" to "useless, and therefore ignored" for me, so he has that going for him, which is nice, I guess. Even Ontariolightning isn't that useless.


It would be nice if the moderators would start doing what they are supposed to do.
He trolls constantly and basically threadjacks every thread he bothers to poke his nose into.
 
2014-07-27 10:41:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-28 01:01:40 AM  
Oh look, it's Alberta's crazy ex-girlfriend.
 
2014-07-28 10:54:56 AM  

Tea_tempest_Cup: Oh look, it's Alberta's crazy ex-girlfriend.


bwahahahahah!!!
 
2014-07-28 11:30:46 AM  
Opening of the Alberta legislature 2014...

acidcow.com
 
2014-07-28 04:30:12 PM  
Well regardless of all the polictical garbage from others above, here are some of my personal observations from this game:

-when the 50/50 ticket seller came to our area, there was an instant line up of roughly 200-400 people that remained in place until ticket sales were cut off
-there were local police officers that were escorting the ticket sellers back and forth to the office/ supplies area every 10-20 miuntes as they ran out of paper for the ticket machine and to drop off the massive wads of cash
-they closed ticket sales early as it was too dangerous for the above individuals to go back and forth in the massive crowds with that much cash, even with a police escort (I do not think that there was enough police on site to handle this)
-throughout the evening, we all kept looking at the big screen as they updated the total constantly and were amazed at how high it was getting.  I think the previous record was something like $200,000+
- when they announced that they would not be able to draw the ticket that night at the game, for a minute people were mad, then everyone got back to enjoying the game and trying not to get disolved in the steady rain.
-It was a good game and even the rain did not limit people having fun with our Canadian football, and yes we know it's not the same as the NFL but it is entertaining none the less and tickets can be had for a reasonable price.
 
2014-07-28 05:07:45 PM  

Inkugnito: Well regardless of all the polictical garbage from others above, here are some of my personal observations from this game:

-when the 50/50 ticket seller came to our area, there was an instant line up of roughly 200-400 people that remained in place until ticket sales were cut off
-there were local police officers that were escorting the ticket sellers back and forth to the office/ supplies area every 10-20 miuntes as they ran out of paper for the ticket machine and to drop off the massive wads of cash
-they closed ticket sales early as it was too dangerous for the above individuals to go back and forth in the massive crowds with that much cash, even with a police escort (I do not think that there was enough police on site to handle this)
-throughout the evening, we all kept looking at the big screen as they updated the total constantly and were amazed at how high it was getting.  I think the previous record was something like $200,000+
- when they announced that they would not be able to draw the ticket that night at the game, for a minute people were mad, then everyone got back to enjoying the game and trying not to get disolved in the steady rain.
-It was a good game and even the rain did not limit people having fun with our Canadian football, and yes we know it's not the same as the NFL but it is entertaining none the less and tickets can be had for a reasonable price.


sounds like it was a good time.  I wonder if the next step is online 50/50 ticket sales.  Not sure if our gambling laws allow it or not?  Or if the stadium has wifi then people could do it as long as they are connected at the stadium?
 
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