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(Daily Mail)   Parents of the year candidates say they 'can't see what the fuss is about' after their 4-year-old daughter and her toddler brother were found playing next to a dumpster near a busy road   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-26 12:45:49 AM  
better that than in a dumpster near a rarely traveled road, i suppose
 
2014-07-26 01:16:22 AM  
God damn. Until I was 8, I'd explore everywhere on my own. What's the big fuss about? Flucking helicopter villages.
 
2014-07-26 01:23:15 AM  
Near as I can tell on Google Earth, this is the mentioned dumpster "near" a "busy" road.


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2014-07-26 02:54:04 AM  

dookdookdook: Near as I can tell on Google Earth, this is the mentioned dumpster "near" a "busy" road.


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OMG! I f*cking hate busybodies.
What's up with them being cited for not having locks on the cupboards? Is this a rule now?
 
2014-07-26 04:38:16 AM  

JoieD'Zen: OMG! I f*cking hate busybodies.
What's up with them being cited for not having locks on the cupboards? Is this a rule now?


I'm pretty sure that was the least of this family's problems.  If that were the only thing wrong, I'm sure no one would think anything of it.
 
2014-07-26 04:52:01 AM  

Ambivalence: I'm pretty sure that was the least of this family's problems.  If that were the only thing wrong, I'm sure no one would think anything of it.


Yeah, there was also mold in the fridge and they were running low on diapers.

Literally worse than Hitler.
 
2014-07-26 04:56:43 AM  

dookdookdook: Yeah, there was also mold in the fridge and they were running low on diapers.

Literally worse than Hitler.


No, but when you add it all up, it's definately negligent.
 
2014-07-26 05:06:03 AM  

Ambivalence: dookdookdook: Yeah, there was also mold in the fridge and they were running low on diapers.

Literally worse than Hitler.

No, but when you add it all up, it's definately negligent.


Exactly, I think the whole "kids were found wandering around the neighborhood while the dad took a drive to 'chat with a friend'" is enough to get that ball rolling, the rest is just shiat-icing on the shiat-cake.

/channeling my inner Lahey
 
2014-07-26 05:11:55 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Ambivalence: dookdookdook: Yeah, there was also mold in the fridge and they were running low on diapers.

Literally worse than Hitler.

No, but when you add it all up, it's definately negligent.

Exactly, I think the whole "kids were found wandering around the neighborhood while the dad took a drive to 'chat with a friend'" is enough to get that ball rolling, the rest is just shiat-icing on the shiat-cake.

/channeling my inner Lahey


If the kids were severe hurt or drowns the cameraman is supposed to take care of that.
 
2014-07-26 06:01:08 AM  
They could have left their kid locked in a hot car.

I'm gonna say they ARE parents of the year if they let their children roam a bit on their own.
 
2014-07-26 06:53:42 AM  

fluffy2097: They could have left their kid locked in a hot car.

I'm gonna say they ARE parents of the year if they let their children roam a bit on their own.


this..
 
2014-07-26 07:02:48 AM  
It's the Daily Fail, people. The publication of choice for racist, misogynistic, narrow-minded busybodies. If this even happened it's been exaggerated to the point of fiction. How the hell they keep getting greened is beyond me.
 
2014-07-26 07:22:47 AM  

Ambivalence: dookdookdook: Yeah, there was also mold in the fridge and they were running low on diapers.

Literally worse than Hitler.

No, but when you add it all up, it's definately negligent.


No it's how the system successfully makes criminals out of poor minorities.
 
2014-07-26 07:43:44 AM  

GoldSpider: No it's how the system successfully makes criminals out of poor minorities.


Poor black family in Boca Raton.  Surprised they weren't immediately sprinkled with crack and dragged off long before this.
/used to live in west Boca.  Even the bad part of town is nice.
 
2014-07-26 08:32:33 AM  
Who goes for a drive to "chat with a fried"? Is this code for something? Drug deal, road head, etc... ?
 
2014-07-26 08:42:09 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Who goes for a drive to "chat with a fried"? Is this code for something? Drug deal, road head, etc... ?


Probably means "Went to get a bag of weed"
 
2014-07-26 08:45:22 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Who goes for a drive to "chat with a fried"? Is this code for something? Drug deal, road head, etc... ?


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-26 08:49:36 AM  

dookdookdook: Near as I can tell on Google Earth, this is the mentioned dumpster "near" a "busy" road.
[img.fark.net image 850x473]


I was gonna say, THIS is a busy road?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-07-26 09:00:27 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Who goes for a drive to "chat with a fried"? Is this code for something? Drug deal, road head, etc... ?


Popeye's biatches.
 
2014-07-26 09:26:02 AM  
Stupid babies need the most love!
 
2014-07-26 10:22:11 AM  

Kit Fister: fluffy2097: They could have left their kid locked in a hot car.

I'm gonna say they ARE parents of the year if they let their children roam a bit on their own.

this..


Uh, really? The kids were FOUR and ONE.
 
2014-07-26 10:24:07 AM  
It takes a village to raise a psychopathic man-child. And if you don't let the village turn your child into a psychopath, they'll find a reason to take your child away to make him one.

/all with absolutely the very best of intentions, of course
//socialism: always one more execution away from utopia
 
2014-07-26 10:36:15 AM  

GladGirl: Uh, really? The kids were FOUR and ONE.


I don't think you understand the concept of being a latchkey kid.
 
2014-07-26 10:57:40 AM  

GladGirl: Kit Fister: fluffy2097: They could have left their kid locked in a hot car.

I'm gonna say they ARE parents of the year if they let their children roam a bit on their own.

this..

Uh, really? The kids were FOUR and ONE.


I missed that, thought they were older, I retract my this
 
2014-07-26 11:41:09 AM  
What is the fuss about?  It's not like you can't make more kids.
 
2014-07-26 06:11:42 PM  
Who the hell is the "camera man". It sounds very Stephen Kingish.
 
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