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(Jalopnik)   Question posed to NASCAR driver: "If you committed a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid when slammed?"   (jalopnik.com) divider line 22
    More: Amusing, NASCAR, X-Games, Scott Speed, Eldora Speedway  
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656 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Jul 2014 at 10:26 PM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-25 08:24:19 PM  
Oddly enough, that's how this guy got his name.

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2014-07-25 08:37:44 PM  
That's some great journalism there, guys
 
2014-07-25 08:41:05 PM  
FTA: And then, just as everyone was winding down, as Matt was getting ready to ask the next question and move on, Larson blurted out, "I don't know, go hard I guess."

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2014-07-25 10:31:21 PM  
Hard, duh.
 
2014-07-25 10:32:29 PM  
Between his performance Wednesday night and that interview I gotta say, hard not to be a fan of this kid.
 
2014-07-25 10:33:18 PM  
I would prefer the car door be flaccid
 
2014-07-25 10:36:33 PM  
Thats my driver. motherfugger uses the got danged wall as a berm. You cant teach that.
 
2014-07-25 10:41:28 PM  
I can say this much and believe it. The kid may or may not ever win the Championship. But he will win some races. And not just on fuel strategy or rain outs or luck. He will win some races with skill and with the kind of desire we saw wednesday night. Even though he did not win I think everybody watching that race could see it in him
 
2014-07-25 10:44:21 PM  
My answer would have been "hard, inside Danica Patrick."
 
2014-07-25 10:56:54 PM  
Who the fark would choose hard? It would hurt eleventy billion times more.
 
2014-07-25 11:01:27 PM  

mikaloyd: I can say this much and believe it. The kid may or may not ever win the Championship. But he will win some races. And not just on fuel strategy or rain outs or luck. He will win some races with skill and with the kind of desire we saw wednesday night. Even though he did not win I think everybody watching that race could see it in him


Word. Dude has skills.
 
2014-07-25 11:02:40 PM  

mikaloyd: I can say this much and believe it. The kid may or may not ever win the Championship. But he will win some races. And not just on fuel strategy or rain outs or luck. He will win some races with skill and with the kind of desire we saw wednesday night. Even though he did not win I think everybody watching that race could see it in him


He definitely had a drive to win that night. It was unbelievable to watch and I'm so surprised he managed to keep beating the wall and making his truck that long before it finally caved.

The recklessness of him hitting that wall, it almost reminded me of Kyle Busch and his aggressive driving. Unlike Kyle Busch though, Larson has a much better attitude (from what I have seen anyway). There's just something about him that I like.

And who the freak asks a driver that type of question anyway??
 
2014-07-25 11:08:30 PM  

SeikaArashi: And who the freak asks a driver that type of question anyway??


Jalopnikdeadspingawkerjezebel reporters
 
2014-07-26 12:05:13 AM  

mikaloyd: SeikaArashi: And who the freak asks a driver that type of question anyway??

Jalopnikdeadspingawkerjezebel reporters


It was an "ask me anything" deal. Last week I asked Scott Speed if he wants a candy bar. He said yes.
 
2014-07-26 12:11:14 AM  

crotchgrabber: mikaloyd: SeikaArashi: And who the freak asks a driver that type of question anyway??

Jalopnikdeadspingawkerjezebel reporters

It was an "ask me anything" deal. Last week I asked Scott Speed if he wants a candy bar. He said yes.


Im proud of you for not asking Scott Speed penis pondering questions
 
2014-07-26 12:11:21 AM  

mikaloyd: I can say this much and believe it. The kid may or may not ever win the Championship. But he will win some races. And not just on fuel strategy or rain outs or luck. He will win some races with skill and with the kind of desire we saw wednesday night. Even though he did not win I think everybody watching that race could see it in him


I'm thinking he'll win at Bristol.  He's toying with that first Cup win, and if not anywhere else before then, then Bristol will be where he just crushes the field.  This would piss off Brian France, however, because he probably wants Austin Dillon in the Chase because #3 car.
 
2014-07-26 12:17:25 AM  

bluorangefyre: mikaloyd: I can say this much and believe it. The kid may or may not ever win the Championship. But he will win some races. And not just on fuel strategy or rain outs or luck. He will win some races with skill and with the kind of desire we saw wednesday night. Even though he did not win I think everybody watching that race could see it in him

I'm thinking he'll win at Bristol.  He's toying with that first Cup win, and if not anywhere else before then, then Bristol will be where he just crushes the field.  This would piss off Brian France, however, because he probably wants Austin Dillon in the Chase because #3 car.


Expect some points penalties for Damnit Larson so 3 gets rookie of the year.
 
2014-07-26 12:18:45 AM  

mikaloyd: crotchgrabber: mikaloyd: SeikaArashi: And who the freak asks a driver that type of question anyway??

Jalopnikdeadspingawkerjezebel reporters

It was an "ask me anything" deal. Last week I asked Scott Speed if he wants a candy bar. He said yes.

Im proud of you for not asking Scott Speed penis pondering questions


I also asked Tanner Foust if he lets Scott Speed paint his toe nails.

He said yes.
 
2014-07-26 12:41:19 AM  
So that's why race cars don't have doors.
 
2014-07-26 12:53:04 AM  
The kid is deservedly earning mad respect.
 
2014-07-26 02:59:03 PM  

crotchgrabber: mikaloyd: crotchgrabber: mikaloyd: SeikaArashi: And who the freak asks a driver that type of question anyway??

Jalopnikdeadspingawkerjezebel reporters

It was an "ask me anything" deal. Last week I asked Scott Speed if he wants a candy bar. He said yes.

Im proud of you for not asking Scott Speed penis pondering questions

I also asked Tanner Foust if he lets Scott Speed paint his toe nails.

He said yes.


What color?
 
2014-07-26 03:15:42 PM  
DammitKyle2 was nothing short of phenomenal on Wednesday. If he could have kept off the wall just a few of those times, he would have won it. But I agree with everyone who says his first win will come soon.
 
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