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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Johnny Manziel, who Tony Dungy thinks is less distracting to his team than Michael Sam, has "alarmed" the Browns with his non-stop partying with celebrities and has fallen behind Brian Hoyer in the quarterback competition   ( cleveland.com) divider line
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2014-07-25 10:11:50 PM  
Well, that's what you get for drafting a known knucklehead.
 
2014-07-25 10:13:45 PM  
Manziel regressed in practice after the first week of organized team activities, and some in the organization attributed it to too much jet-setting and not enough dedication to the playbook.
Team officials had bought into Manziel's pre-draft promises to tone down the partying and leave his frat-boy lifestyle back in College Station, Texas, and they've been stunned by his non-stop antics, sources said.


lulz
 
2014-07-25 10:19:24 PM  
I wonder if any sports books are taking bets on who will the first DB to sack him and do the money gesture.
 
2014-07-25 10:54:18 PM  

Triumph: I wonder if any sports books are taking bets on who will the first DB to sack him and do the money gesture.


Joe Haden?
 
2014-07-25 10:56:39 PM  
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That'll teach Dungy! Manxziel will never start and Sam will be a huge star and Tony Dungy will be wrong and feel bad FOREVER!
 
2014-07-25 10:57:28 PM  

Triumph: I wonder if any sports books are taking bets on who will the first DB to sack him and do the money gesture.


If he was still on the Bengals, James Harrison would've been a lock for that.
 
2014-07-25 11:00:29 PM  
I was willing to give Johnny a shot that it was just youthful crap. Time is past being up. He should have spent more time in the book and less time being a fark headline these last few months.
 
2014-07-25 11:03:50 PM  

mikaloyd: [img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x564]

That'll teach Dungy! Manxziel will never start and Sam will be a huge star and Tony Dungy will be wrong and feel bad FOREVER!


God I wish the season would start already.
 
2014-07-25 11:07:21 PM  
So...who's going to be the next Tim Tebow after this clown flames out?
 
2014-07-25 11:07:30 PM  
I'm going to give you some advice. If you click on an article, and you see that it's written by Mary Kay Cabot, just close the window. MKC is easily the worst sports writer operating in America today. She's constantly hours behind on "breaking news", and she'll make up whatever unsourced bullsh*t necessary to generate clicks. No other writers have attested to the story about Manziel regressing in OTA's, and he was never ahead of Hoyer in the QB competition to begin with.

Just say "NO" to Mary Kay Cabot.
 
2014-07-25 11:11:03 PM  

Lando Lincoln: So...who's going to be the next Tim Tebow after this clown flames out?


Winiston (how ever you spell it) is up next. He is building the resume up pretty well...
 
2014-07-25 11:14:29 PM  
Don't you get it? This is Cleveland. He's the Manz, and he's awwweeeeesoooommmmeeee.
 
2014-07-25 11:14:51 PM  
I don't really know much about Manziel, but I though Hoyer was supposed to be the starter this year regardless.
 
2014-07-25 11:15:33 PM  
*thought

:(
 
2014-07-25 11:15:58 PM  
He gonna get squashed and then no more tables at the clubs for him.
 
2014-07-25 11:16:11 PM  

Piizzadude: Lando Lincoln: So...who's going to be the next Tim Tebow after this clown flames out?

Winiston (how ever you spell it) is up next. He is building the resume up pretty well...


Im voting Clowney as the next Brian Bosworth
 
2014-07-25 11:20:53 PM  

Arkanaut: I don't really know much about Manziel, but I though Hoyer was supposed to be the starter this year regardless.


That doesn't allow for hype, good or bad.
 
2014-07-25 11:24:25 PM  

Arkanaut: I don't really know much about Manziel, but I though Hoyer was supposed to be the starter this year regardless.


We are not here to praise the Hoyer we are here to crush the Manziel and by doing so defeat the evil Dungy. You are either with us or against us choose wisely.
 
2014-07-25 11:25:07 PM  
"Fallen behind Brian Hoyer in the quarterback competition?" I thought Hoyer has always been the presumed day one starter.
 
2014-07-25 11:27:58 PM  

mikaloyd: Arkanaut: I don't really know much about Manziel, but I though Hoyer was supposed to be the starter this year regardless.

We are not here to praise the Hoyer we are here to crush the Manziel and by doing so defeat the evil Dungy. You are either with us or against us choose wisely.


Carpenters cup?
 
2014-07-25 11:31:40 PM  
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2014-07-25 11:31:55 PM  

Gosling: Don't you get it? This is Cleveland. He's the Manz, and he's awwweeeeesoooommmmeeee.


The Manzsiah?
 
2014-07-25 11:34:11 PM  
Heard Manziel on the radio today. Apparently he has texted with Lebron a couple times so now they the best friend in the history of the world and are also business partners in the largest private venture in the history of mankind.

This guy is such a douche.
 
2014-07-25 11:36:36 PM  
"You all just wait. I WILL be vindicated..." ~random homeless Browns fan

chicago.sportsmockery.com
 
2014-07-25 11:36:44 PM  
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2014-07-25 11:38:57 PM  

arentol: Heard Manziel on the radio today. Apparently he has texted with Lebron a couple times so now they the best friend in the history of the world and are also business partners in the largest private venture in the history of mankind.

This guy is such a douche.


The gods of cleveland
 
2014-07-25 11:39:39 PM  
In fairness, who is Cleveland's management or ownership worthy to judge? The city's football team hasn't been respectable since Bernie Kosar.

He can't suck worse than Brady Quinn and his 4-yard passes.
 
2014-07-25 11:40:19 PM  

CavalierEternal: I'm going to give you some advice. If you click on an article, and you see that it's written by Mary Kay Cabot, just close the window. MKC is easily the worst sports writer operating in America today. She's constantly hours behind on "breaking news", and she'll make up whatever unsourced bullsh*t necessary to generate clicks. No other writers have attested to the story about Manziel regressing in OTA's, and he was never ahead of Hoyer in the QB competition to begin with.

Just say "NO" to Mary Kay Cabot.


Hahahaha that is farking awesome dude. Never stop being Cleveland fan...

/it's the sportswriter! She's the one making him party, all is well! 9-7 this year for sure!!
 
2014-07-25 11:46:18 PM  
Anybody who wants Manziel to succeed is siding with Tony Dungy and the homophobes now.
 
2014-07-25 11:48:13 PM  

Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: CavalierEternal: I'm going to give you some advice. If you click on an article, and you see that it's written by Mary Kay Cabot, just close the window. MKC is easily the worst sports writer operating in America today. She's constantly hours behind on "breaking news", and she'll make up whatever unsourced bullsh*t necessary to generate clicks. No other writers have attested to the story about Manziel regressing in OTA's, and he was never ahead of Hoyer in the QB competition to begin with.

Just say "NO" to Mary Kay Cabot.

Hahahaha that is farking awesome dude. Never stop being Cleveland fan...

/it's the sportswriter! She's the one making him party, all is well! 9-7 this year for sure!!


Actually what he said was it's unsourced bullsh*t that nobody else is saying. Which is true.
 
2014-07-25 11:57:31 PM  

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It's weird seeing that sort of stuff from a fan blog for his old college.  Usually you have to get your coach fired or go to Ohio State for your old college fans to turn on you.
 
2014-07-25 11:59:33 PM  
He's no Johnny Unitas; now there's a haircut you could eat your watch to.
 
2014-07-26 12:00:19 AM  
Or "set," who gives a fark
 
2014-07-26 12:17:09 AM  
Still love fark idiots who can't understand that a ton of attention from a non sports crowd means more than just sports talk shows talking shiat.
 
2014-07-26 12:17:39 AM  

Serious Black: I think I figured it out. Tony Dungy said he would pick Manziel if he wanted to win. He just didn't say that he meant Charlie Sheen-style winning.


My Favorites list...... WELCOME TO IT!
 
2014-07-26 12:18:01 AM  
I'm distracted as Hell by all these dollar rolling shenanigans!
 
2014-07-26 12:24:07 AM  

Lando Lincoln: So...who's going to be the next Tim Tebow after this clown flames out?


I've started referring to Manziel as "Twobow"
 
2014-07-26 12:34:05 AM  

Piizzadude: Winiston (how ever you spell it) is up next. He is building the resume up pretty well...


no way man, the guy said he's finishing 4 years because he wants his degree, when ESPN asked him if HE was going to win another national champ he said no, his team was.  The kid is peyton manning style humility.
 
2014-07-26 12:37:54 AM  

Gosling: Don't you get it? This is Cleveland. He's the Manz, and he's awwweeeeesoooommmmeeee.


But if Miz now claims Hollywood, does Dolph reclaim Cleveland and become Cleveland's greatest champion?

Does this mean LeBron needs an asscape?
 
2014-07-26 12:43:21 AM  

Triumph: I wonder if any sports books are taking bets on who will the first DB to sack him and do the money gesture.


Please, PLEASE let it be Richard Sherman.  For the sole reason that he can let fly a Ric Flair-esque WOOOO after the sack, then cut a WWE style promo after the game.  :D
 
2014-07-26 12:50:42 AM  
It just makes me wonder how many more rings Indy and the Bucs would have if Dungy hadn't brought his holier than thou attitude.
 
2014-07-26 01:14:09 AM  
He's playing his hand correctly.  That top shelf poon won't be kicking down doors to hang with him when he's out of the league before his first contract expires.  Sure he'll still have money but my man is a first cousin of "Deliverance" banjo boy.
 
2014-07-26 01:15:44 AM  

bigdanc: Piizzadude: Winiston (how ever you spell it) is up next. He is building the resume up pretty well...

no way man, the guy said he's finishing 4 years because he wants his degree, when ESPN asked him if HE was going to win another national champ he said no, his team was.  The kid is peyton manning style humility.


I do not remember Peyton shoplifting or having three other (non charged) incidences (including rape) within 18 months.

mikaloyd:
Piizzadude: Lando Lincoln: So...who's going to be the next Tim Tebow after this clown flames out?

Winiston (how ever you spell it) is up next. He is building the resume up pretty well...

Im voting Clowney as the next Brian Bosworth


I can buy that
 
2014-07-26 01:26:03 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Triumph: I wonder if any sports books are taking bets on who will the first DB to sack him and do the money gesture.

Please, PLEASE let it be Richard Sherman.  For the sole reason that he can let fly a Ric Flair-esque WOOOO after the sack, then cut a WWE style promo after the game.  :D


For sacking an over rated rookie QB? Try setting sights a little higher, but the Seattle won't have that issue with their main threat on offense not showing up.
 
2014-07-26 01:29:06 AM  
As a USC fan, I can pretty much guarantee that Manziel is the next Matt Leinart.  He'll always look goddamn good holding a clipboard.
 
2014-07-26 01:35:50 AM  

basemetal: Gosling: Don't you get it? This is Cleveland. He's the Manz, and he's awwweeeeesoooommmmeeee.

The Manzsiah?


www.wwe.com
 
2014-07-26 01:54:34 AM  

Gosling: Don't you get it? This is Cleveland. He's the Manz, and he's awwweeeeesoooommmmeeee.


He certainly didn't come to play.
 
2014-07-26 02:20:12 AM  
"If you keep telling us how awesome you are, that must mean that you absolutely, positively, beyond a shadow of a doubt, suck."

--The Rock
 
2014-07-26 02:23:00 AM  

Piizzadude: I was willing to give Johnny a shot that it was just youthful crap. Time is past being up. He should have spent more time in the book and less time being a fark headline these last few months.


Dude, the season hasn't even started yet. It hasn't been shown that the partying is affecting his work or his skills. I hope my boss wouldn't fire me for getting plastered and taking douchtastic photos on the weekend if I could still operate normally on Monday.

/the only thing that concerns me with Manziel is the rolled up bill in the bathroom.
 
2014-07-26 02:54:08 AM  
I can't stop partyin', partyin'
I can't stop partyin', partyin'
I gotta have Patron
I gotta have the beats
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
 
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