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2014-07-25 03:41:52 PM  
Something that fat really needs to be kinda hairy too, otherwise I'm not buying it.
 
2014-07-25 04:16:54 PM  
Meh. I'm pretty sure my friend Adam's mom had her ex husband turned into a waistcoat with Chanel buttons. This woman actually had their 15-year-old cat put down because he didn't match the new decor of the house she bought in Phoenix. I'm sure she's going to hell, but she's entertaining to be around.
 
2014-07-25 04:48:05 PM  
nope. not even shaved/waxed/plucked.
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2014-07-25 04:49:53 PM  
My wizard casts Beanbag Chair to Flesh
 
2014-07-25 04:59:57 PM  
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Want and want.
 
2014-07-25 05:00:08 PM  
Hey guiz, what's going on in this thread?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-25 05:44:42 PM  
Ah, the perfect furniture for when I lounge around in my necropants (NSF many things, work included).
 
2014-07-25 05:52:42 PM  

nmrsnr: Ah, the perfect furniture for when I lounge around in my necropants (NSF many things, work included).


My penis wouldn't fit in the pocket. How do you get the bones out?
 
2014-07-25 06:31:58 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-25 07:23:52 PM  
tomboythatwearsmakeup.com
 
2014-07-25 07:24:03 PM  
In b4 Kwame joke...
 
2014-07-25 07:24:06 PM  
Why a chair? There's uh... Better things you could make.
 
2014-07-25 07:24:45 PM  
Meh. . .wait until I unveil my line of custom cushioned toilet sets made from the foreskins of circumcised boys
 
2014-07-25 07:25:17 PM  
i like to relax as much as the next guy, but seriously, couldn't you make it look and feel like two triple zzz tits? The only nuts i like to touch are 1. my own, and 2. the ones you salt and eat at a bar. Don't wanna sleep on something that looks like it was carved off from between a giant's legs.
 
2014-07-25 07:25:36 PM  
So are you supposed to use water-based or silicone-based lubricant with this...?
 
2014-07-25 07:28:11 PM  
Vintage 1940s lampshade makes the perfect accessory.
 
2014-07-25 07:28:24 PM  
I'll mold my dung to make a chair for you today!
 
2014-07-25 07:28:47 PM  
Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it
 
2014-07-25 07:30:33 PM  
Did Ingrid Newkirk die?
 
2014-07-25 07:31:07 PM  
I am shocked this didn't come from Japan.
 
2014-07-25 07:32:51 PM  
iruntheinternet.com
 
2014-07-25 07:34:17 PM  
cdn.trendhunterstatic.com
 
2014-07-25 07:35:25 PM  
I don't see a good space to insert and trap my ballsack.

No sale.
 
2014-07-25 07:35:36 PM  
Isn't there an app for that? Steve Jobs weeps
 
2014-07-25 07:36:28 PM  
To say something smells like human flesh doesn't really mean much, does it? I mean some humans have very little smell at all. Some have a pleasant smell. Some have a terrible smell.
 
2014-07-25 07:37:16 PM  
Seems like it would be cheaper and easier to just sit on a fat person
 
2014-07-25 07:43:16 PM  

Atomic Spunk: To say something smells like human flesh doesn't really mean much, does it? I mean some humans have very little smell at all. Some have a pleasant smell. Some have a terrible smell.


Depends on what you eat... nothing against East Indians but they reek... with all that curry and spices they eat daily... being around one makes me want to barf.  Those are the ones who believe it's against Allah to use soap or whatever.  Gross.
 
2014-07-25 07:43:25 PM  
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I'm gonna say NOPE!
 
2014-07-25 07:43:30 PM  
Can you fark it?
 
2014-07-25 07:46:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [cdn.trendhunterstatic.com image 600x446]


Is that an authentic frank reynolds?
 
2014-07-25 07:48:11 PM  

Krustofsky: I am shocked this didn't come from Japan.


BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it


These are my exact thoughts as soon as I saw the pic.
 
2014-07-25 07:52:47 PM  
Make it a giant realdoll and I might be interested...
 
2014-07-25 07:56:39 PM  

Spiralmonkey: Krustofsky: I am shocked this didn't come from Japan.

BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

These are my exact thoughts as soon as I saw the pic.


You gotta love functional furniture
 
2014-07-25 08:00:40 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it


If someone has the money to buy this chair, good chance the person who made it wouldn't mind modifying it for certain pleasures, for the right amount of money.
 
2014-07-25 08:03:42 PM  
Balls
 
2014-07-25 08:05:36 PM  

strangeluck: BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

If someone has the money to buy this chair, good chance the person who made it wouldn't mind modifying it for certain pleasures, for the right amount of money.


Have you placed your order yet?

/har har
 
2014-07-25 08:06:02 PM  
img.fark.net

LOLWAT
 
2014-07-25 08:06:12 PM  

blatz514: Hey guiz, what's going on in this thread?


Missing a strap-on flesh mask...among other things.
 
2014-07-25 08:07:36 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: [img.fark.net image 640x427]

LOLWAT


The only thing missing is a bag of flour
 
2014-07-25 08:14:23 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: strangeluck: BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

If someone has the money to buy this chair, good chance the person who made it wouldn't mind modifying it for certain pleasures, for the right amount of money.

Have you placed your order yet?

/har har


I may be a sick, twisted, drunken morally bankrupt piece of fark, but even  I have standards, and I wouldn't touch that.

/yeah, that thing is freaking creepy
 
2014-07-25 08:15:09 PM  

strangeluck: BluVeinThrobber: strangeluck: BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

If someone has the money to buy this chair, good chance the person who made it wouldn't mind modifying it for certain pleasures, for the right amount of money.

Have you placed your order yet?

/har har

I may be a sick, twisted, drunken morally bankrupt piece of fark, but even  I have standards, and I wouldn't touch that.


you are broke too, eh?
 
2014-07-25 08:17:44 PM  

strangeluck: BluVeinThrobber: strangeluck: BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

If someone has the money to buy this chair, good chance the person who made it wouldn't mind modifying it for certain pleasures, for the right amount of money.

Have you placed your order yet?

/har har

I may be a sick, twisted, drunken morally bankrupt piece of fark, but even  I have standards, and I wouldn't touch that.

/yeah, that thing is freaking creepy


So it's Nope?
 
2014-07-25 08:28:50 PM  
Really, more of a "meh"
 
2014-07-25 08:37:37 PM  
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i would go well with your vagina chair
 
2014-07-25 08:37:42 PM  
Is the brown turdstool included?
 
2014-07-25 08:42:17 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Spiralmonkey: Krustofsky: I am shocked this didn't come from Japan.

BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

These are my exact thoughts as soon as I saw the pic.

You gotta love functional furniture



It should come with these instructions
 
2014-07-25 08:47:48 PM  

nmrsnr: Ah, the perfect furniture for when I lounge around in my necropants (NSF many things, work included).


And if you want to make your own, Google Image Search come through on the required magical sign, Nábrókarstafur.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/You need to put it in the scrotum
/Nábrókarstafur  is the name of my Sigur Rós cover band
 
2014-07-25 08:56:10 PM  
Then there is her line of towels

9191.co.uk
 
2014-07-25 08:56:11 PM  

Spiralmonkey: BluVeinThrobber: Spiralmonkey: Krustofsky: I am shocked this didn't come from Japan.

BluVeinThrobber: Someone will  poke a hole in it and fark it

These are my exact thoughts as soon as I saw the pic.

You gotta love functional furniture


It should come with these instructions


You could get that custom fit.

/they never said don't stick your dick in the furniture
 
2014-07-25 09:03:36 PM  
The range of possibilities for abuse is astounding.
 
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