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(Fark)   Clear your desks, still your mind, finish the bottle and hide from the boss: it's time for the Fark Quiz. Fortified with vitamins, minerals, and enough booze to kill a Canadian unicorn   (fark.com) divider line 34
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2014-07-25 01:31:27 PM  
Tradition dictates that we can't start this thread without thanking those for their contributions. This week your talented and damn fine looking quizmasters include Tziva (welcome back!), Sinto, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog. Incredible work, thank you all!
 
2014-07-25 01:35:34 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

seelorq 967
pharmacide 932
Paris1127 932
zerkalo 924
Biser 909
jayfurr 908
mutterfark 904
PhiloeBedoe 897
rcw00 890
Twilight Farkle 861

Let's see you guys crack 1000 this week...
 
2014-07-25 01:36:55 PM  
Easy Quiz, because yay bonus questions:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/349
 
2014-07-25 01:41:05 PM  
I'm #2! I'm #2
mediablitz 647
dj_bigbird 563
WI241TH 538
maddan 181
Unfreakable 0
 
2014-07-25 01:43:49 PM  
Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 546
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (103 seconds)

mediablitz 647
The Goddamn Batman 640
dj_bigbird 563
texdent 546
WI241TH 538
maddan 181
Unfreakable 0
 
2014-07-25 01:46:15 PM  
y u kill dino tony y
 
2014-07-25 01:49:11 PM  

Tziva: y u kill dino tony y


haha, I changed it from "baby whale" to "dinosaur" because I thought someone would be "y u kill baby whale tony, y?" Dammit, now I have to kill some other poor creature instead
 
2014-07-25 01:53:24 PM  
Per my custom, I accidentally got one question right while attempting to get zero points to avoid being a motherf*cking cheaterface.

omgomgomgdinosaur.com
 
2014-07-25 02:01:51 PM  
Damn you, autocorrect, Canadian girlfriend.
 
2014-07-25 02:35:51 PM  
I am a god for ~12 seconds

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 02:39:22 PM  
Wow, I think this is a new low for me:

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 356
 
2014-07-25 02:44:14 PM  
7/11
8/10

Productivity: marginal.

In other news, hearts have cock(le)s.
 
2014-07-25 02:51:07 PM  
...and just set the bar.
 
2014-07-25 03:06:48 PM  
Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 857 (149 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 820 (123 seconds)

Ya got me today, quizzyfolk, right in the cockles. Even if I had gotten my missed answers right, I'd have been a long way from the four-digit zone. So maybe ya got me below the cockles. Maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon - we don't know. But I did drink heavily last night, and I presently have the handicap of wearing pants. In other words, one mistake leads to another.
 
2014-07-25 03:11:17 PM  
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 834

Last week:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 826

Previous week:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 839


If nothing else, I am very consistent.
 
2014-07-25 03:12:15 PM  
Good quiz this week. Really good quiz. Thanks to the quizmasterfarkers who put it together. Sadly, I sucked at it again, this week, and I actually clicked the stories.
 
2014-07-25 03:13:49 PM  
Woo, #6 for like six seconds! Go me!
 
2014-07-25 03:16:00 PM  
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 635
 Total time elapsed:
1 minute (107 seconds)


the best I have done in a while...
 
2014-07-25 03:18:22 PM  
here's 20 bucks, sorry about the unicorn, Canada
 
2014-07-25 03:19:19 PM  
893 on the easy quiz.  Um, let's not talk about the score on the hard quiz.
 
2014-07-25 03:24:21 PM  
Hey, this is the first time I reached the top tier in several months. . .which is surprising considering how slow work has been this summer.
 
2014-07-25 03:24:31 PM  
Finally, a good score:
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
scrumpox926
crisp-ss919
Twilight Farkle857
too_amuzed855
abmoraz834
OtherLittleGuy825
ClintBartonWannabe810
Lord Jubjub810
davety791
Huntceet790

Missed an easy one on the easy test, so I'm only halfway up the list...
 
2014-07-25 03:26:56 PM  
I suck at the Fark Quiz.  I do much better on the Slate quiz.  Fark is just too intellectual for me.


Or too obscure.
 
2014-07-25 03:32:23 PM  
1034 is my all time high. Thanks to the Quizzinators for taking the time to bolster my self esteem.
 
2014-07-25 03:39:48 PM  

RainbeauxSue: Woo, #6 for like six seconds! Go me!


wooooooooooooo!
 
2014-07-25 03:47:15 PM  
2/11, and yet I got nothing done at work this week.

If I wasn't working and I wasn't farking, what the hell was I doing?
 
2014-07-25 04:07:12 PM  
833...out of the top ten by 1 point *LOL*

One of my best in a while.
 
2014-07-25 04:25:31 PM  
Well?  this sucks!

Final Score:
2 out of 11 correct, total points = 184
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (138 seconds)
 
2014-07-25 05:27:15 PM  

Snarfangel: Damn you, autocorrect, Canadian girlfriend.


Your girlfriend is a unicorn?

Besides, my Canadian girlfriend can drink you and your unicorn under the table! :)
 
2014-07-25 07:18:34 PM  
And thanks to  Unfreakable himself: Tradition dictates that we can't start this thread without thanking those for their contributions. This week your talented and damn fine looking quizmasters include Tziva (welcome back!), Sinto, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog. Incredible work, thank you all!
 
2014-07-25 07:23:24 PM  

RocketRod: And thanks to Unfreakable himself


Word.

The quiz wouldn't be around anymore without him, if it ever would have been.
 
2014-07-25 08:01:04 PM  
2 out of 11 correct, total points = 181

Tried to shoot the moon, couldn't do it.
 
2014-07-25 10:54:41 PM  

Tziva: RocketRod: And thanks to Unfreakable himself

Word.

The quiz wouldn't be around anymore without him, if it ever would have been.


^^^^^^^^^
 
2014-07-26 01:35:25 PM  
To RocketRod, Tziva and phlegmmo, thanks so much for the kind words. I'm happy that the quiz exists and that people enjoy it, and you guys are a big part of that.

Tziva, phlegmmo, Sinto and meow said the dog - the answer percentages are now up on the quiz page if you wanna see how your respective questions did.
 
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