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(NYPost)   Prosecutors say Brooklyn woman decapitated her neighbor and then scattered her dismembered body parts all over Long Island because the victim was late paying the rent. And you thought YOUR landlord was a dick   (nypost.com) divider line 73
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2014-07-25 12:55:53 PM  
"We've secretly replaced arbitration with decapitation in the rental contract people usually sign....let's see if anyone call tell the difference."
 
2014-07-25 01:13:37 PM  
And that's why you don't live in Brownsville.
 
2014-07-25 01:23:07 PM  
Damnit, Krieger!
 
2014-07-25 01:32:34 PM  
 
2014-07-25 02:46:36 PM  
Well now the landlord won't get ANY money from the deadbeat. Not very smart.
 
2014-07-25 02:48:13 PM  
yeah but was the monthly reasonable? How proactive were they about repairing stuff?
 
2014-07-25 02:49:43 PM  
TA DA!
 
2014-07-25 02:49:53 PM  
Can we have a moment of silence for the de-parted.
 
2014-07-25 02:50:05 PM  
Yankees man. What are you gonna do?
 
2014-07-25 02:52:03 PM  

Combustion: Well now the landlord won't get ANY money from the deadbeat. Not very smart.


Landlord's dead.  Been dead for a while.
 
2014-07-25 02:52:06 PM  
I am my landlord, and I am kind of a dick.
 
2014-07-25 02:52:27 PM  
"No papers!"
 
2014-07-25 02:53:04 PM  
It was the Lopper!

mapsaboutnothing.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-25 02:53:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 02:54:21 PM  
That's it, no more Long Island Ice Tea for me.
 
2014-07-25 02:54:55 PM  
If people HEARD HER EXACT WORDS...
Then how does she then have time to dismember and spread her body parts all over the place???
Did they just make note of her last words, then NOT call the cops?
WTF???
 
2014-07-25 02:55:06 PM  
Damn, the tenant was pretty hot
assets.nydailynews.com

Any... anyone know why they did with the head?

/or the torso?
 
2014-07-25 02:56:01 PM  
Approves

www.cosplayisland.co.uk
 
2014-07-25 02:56:02 PM  

blatz514: It was the Lopper!

[mapsaboutnothing.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


Pay your farking bills.
 
2014-07-25 02:56:32 PM  
Coincidentally, I just finished listening to some Dismember about an hour ago.

\m/
 
2014-07-25 02:57:31 PM  
she was charged with "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of."

I'm pretty sure "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of" involves the production of a Kardashian-related reality TV show.
 
2014-07-25 02:59:18 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: anyone know why they did with the head?


It looks like they drew on it with a Sharpie.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-07-25 03:01:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: she was charged with "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of."

I'm pretty sure "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of" involves the production of a Kardashian-related reality TV show.


L O L !
 
GBB
2014-07-25 03:01:23 PM  
"Wait, you have a 5 day grace period??  I thought it was 3.  My bad.  Here's your head back."
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-07-25 03:02:10 PM  
Put that beast on a treadmill designed to generate electricity for the rest of her life.
And yell at her right in her beastly face every hour on the hour.
And let that poor dead woman's family spit in her face whenever they fee like it.

/not kidding
 
2014-07-25 03:02:30 PM  

Rawhead Rex: If people HEARD HER EXACT WORDS...
Then how does she then have time to dismember and spread her body parts all over the place???
Did they just make note of her last words, then NOT call the cops?
WTF???


Never been in a bad neighborhood, have ya?

When you live in a crime-ridden area, your best bet for survival is to pretend there isn't a murder happening in the next apartment over. Better still, is to pretend that you are not home, so the perp doesn't come after YOU to silence any potential witnesses...
 
2014-07-25 03:02:30 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: she was charged with "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of."


Humanity *challenge accepted*
 
2014-07-25 03:04:05 PM  

Loreweaver: Rawhead Rex: If people HEARD HER EXACT WORDS...
Then how does she then have time to dismember and spread her body parts all over the place???
Did they just make note of her last words, then NOT call the cops?
WTF???

Never been in a bad neighborhood, have ya?

When you live in a crime-ridden area, your best bet for survival is to pretend there isn't a murder happening in the next apartment over. Better still, is to pretend that you are not home, so the perp doesn't come after YOU to silence any potential witnesses...


Kitty Genovese's ghost hears the Whimper of the Whipped Dogs
 
2014-07-25 03:07:49 PM  
FTFA:

Prosecutors believe Cuevas was "pretending to be the landlord" after the building's real owner passed away last year - though she has not been charged with defrauding any tenants. She collected rent despite the building's lack of hot water and scant electricity - and Browne finally got fed up and decided to stop paying.

The victim didn't skip her bills, she just refused to get extorted by her sketch-ass neighbor anymore, and was murdered for it. Christ on a farking cracker, I hate humanity.
 
2014-07-25 03:08:28 PM  
this is another way....     just sayin

cdn5.movieclips.com
 
2014-07-25 03:09:13 PM  
imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-07-25 03:11:47 PM  
Wonder if I could do this to my roomate. Only her stoner buddies would miss her and they would probably forget her in a few weeks.
 
2014-07-25 03:12:57 PM  
So, there's an apartment available in NY?
 
2014-07-25 03:13:58 PM  
He was last heard complaining that the rent was too high, and would cost him an arm and a leg.
 
2014-07-25 03:15:45 PM  

skinink: I know rent in NYC will cost an arm and a leg but this is ridiculous.


Whoops. I really need to start reading the comments before I post.
 
2014-07-25 03:17:40 PM  

lack of warmth: So, there's an apartment available in NY?


Yeah, but its rent-controlled...

//ba dmm tssh...
 
2014-07-25 03:25:19 PM  
I wonder if the renter gets her cleaving deposit back.
 
2014-07-25 03:27:10 PM  
groppet: Wonder if I could do this to my roomate. Only her stoner buddies would miss her and they would probably forget her in a few weeks.

Well you can't NOW. You left a record of your potential plan. *shakes head*

You had a chance and you blew it, buddy!
 
2014-07-25 03:28:28 PM  
and now we go to Steven A Smith for comment...
 
2014-07-25 03:29:43 PM  
If only the victim would've taken The Dead Kennedy's warning:

LET'S LYNCH THE LANDLORD

The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below
Says "I'm doubling the rent 'cause the building's condemned
You're gonna help me buy city hall"

But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord man

I tell them "turn on the water"
I tell 'em "turn on the heat"
Tells me "All you ever do is complain"
Then they search the place when I'm not here

But we can, you know we can
We can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord, let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man

There's rats chewing up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
'Til the rain pours through the ceiling

But we can, you know we can
We can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord, let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man
 
2014-07-25 03:30:53 PM  
Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I done lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went
 
2014-07-25 03:34:23 PM  
Loreweaver:

Never been in a bad neighborhood, have ya?

When you live in a crime-ridden area, your best bet for survival is to pretend there isn't a murder happening in the next apartment over. Better still, is to pretend that you are not home, so the perp doesn't come after YOU to silence any potential witnesses...


Don't get all Tywin Lannister in Last Action Hero with me, buddy...
 
2014-07-25 03:37:38 PM  
Is the "rent is too damn high" party getting militant these days?
 
2014-07-25 03:37:40 PM  
And people in the building heard the screams and did nothing. In prison this woman will continue to bully and violently hurt other women, 3 hots and a cot, have visitors, have a biatch,  do drugs, watch tv .and live a full life

Death penalty is the civilized response.
In barbaric cultures, murderers live on the taxpayer's money,.
 
2014-07-25 03:40:24 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: she was charged with "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of."

I'm pretty sure "the worst conduct that humans can be capable of" involves the production of a Kardashian-related reality TV show.



That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.  Bravo!
 
2014-07-25 03:42:53 PM  

DominaNY: Death penalty is the civilized response.
In barbaric cultures, murderers live on the taxpayer's money.


You live in Bizarro world, DominaNY, where everything is backwards.

/in the real world, it costs more to kill murderers than to warehouse them
 
2014-07-25 03:44:39 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Damn, the tenant was pretty hot
[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x850]



Really????

i25.photobucket.com
First thing I thought of when I saw her picture.
 
2014-07-25 03:45:20 PM  
In Brooklyn, a hard-hearted landlord
Chopped up her neighbor with a hand-sword.
Her right areola
Was left in Mineola
And bits of her tits in Medford.
 
2014-07-25 03:48:11 PM  

UncleDirtNap: [imagizer.imageshack.us image 320x133]


The reason the bathroom smelled so bad was the reason autopsies smell so bad: the small intestine is full of diarrhea, living or dead.
 
2014-07-25 03:51:15 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Damn, the tenant was pretty hot
[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x850]

Any... anyone know why they did with the head?

/or the torso?


actorheadshot.files.wordpress.com
 
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