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(NYPost)   Things I learned from this article 1) Valdimir Putin has a 29-year old daughter who is mildly hot. 2) she lives in the Netherlands 3) She's lying low right now because people named Putin ain't real popular there just right now   (nypost.com) divider line 167
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2014-07-25 11:15:05 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-25 11:16:21 AM  
Tough break for Steve Putin.
 
2014-07-25 12:07:03 PM  
Does she Putout?
 
2014-07-25 12:36:32 PM  
Much of the Netherlands is below sea level, Subby, so EVERYBODY is "lying low" or cruising high.

im.rediff.com
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-07-25 12:58:32 PM  
I'd go well beyond mildly, but I admit to having a think for eastern Europeans.
 
2014-07-25 12:58:37 PM  
I'd Putin her.
 
2014-07-25 12:58:49 PM  

Snarfangel: Does she Putout?


I have something she can Putin?
 
2014-07-25 12:59:28 PM  

ChipNASA: I'd Putin her.


Dangit, Chip, come on!

*shakes tiny fish*
 
2014-07-25 12:59:46 PM  
Mildly hot?  She looks like a squashed chihuahua.
 
2014-07-25 01:00:03 PM  
Is it me, or does Vlad have this pervy Jessica Simpson's Dad look on his face in that picture?
 
2014-07-25 01:00:51 PM  
Royale with cheese.
 
2014-07-25 01:01:39 PM  

busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?


Why did you make that into a question?  O_o
 
2014-07-25 01:02:12 PM  
I heard she is booking a flight home to Russia on Malaysian airlines, plane route goes over Eastern Ukraine.
 
2014-07-25 01:04:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o


I don't know?
 
2014-07-25 01:05:02 PM  

cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o


upload.wikimedia.org
cause we're here for the big win.
 
2014-07-25 01:06:19 PM  
That's a big NOPE. Even if her dad wasn't the type to leave you dead in a ditch, in Siberia. She's not hot enough to be as nutty as she probably is. Plus; you couldn't, ever, break up with her. Don't date women you can't break up with. Kind of like you'd never hire an employee that you couldn't fire.
 
2014-07-25 01:06:25 PM  
resources1.news.com.au
 
2014-07-25 01:06:44 PM  

Snarfangel: Does she Putout?


To her boyfriend obviously.
 
2014-07-25 01:07:08 PM  
"they have no direct evidence that the missile used to shoot down MH17 was provided by Russia."  Russian made missile that's not licensed to be made anywhere else, launched by pro-Russian forces that have been equipped with Russian weapons and are (in some cases) actually Russian troops, and we're going to go with the "circumstantial evidence" gambit?  No, no.  Time to issue sanctions, freeze all Russian accounts in the US and watch ol' Pootiepie crumble.
 
2014-07-25 01:08:39 PM  
HAH! ... she's like a full foot taller than him
 
2014-07-25 01:08:59 PM  
She needs to go lay low in Argentina for a while with Gretchen Hitler.
 
2014-07-25 01:09:45 PM  

busy chillin': cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o

I don't know?


Have you been hanging out with my fourth cousin, Stacy? She ends every sentence with an upward inflection, as though it was a question.

/ you really, really don't want hang out with her; she's got a gift you can't ever get rid of
 
2014-07-25 01:09:47 PM  
If my dad was the president of Russia, I'd have him send a nuclear sub or an aircraft carrier to pick me up.
 
2014-07-25 01:10:31 PM  

IvanTheSilent: "they have no direct evidence that the missile used to shoot down MH17 was provided by Russia."  Russian made missile that's not licensed to be made anywhere else, launched by pro-Russian forces that have been equipped with Russian weapons and are (in some cases) actually Russian troops, and we're going to go with the "circumstantial evidence" gambit?  No, no.  Time to issue sanctions, freeze all Russian accounts in the US and watch ol' Pootiepie crumble.


Now Russians are firing artillery from the Russian side of the border into Ukraine at military positions.  This is flat out warfare being waged by Russia against Ukraine without fear of retaliation.
 
2014-07-25 01:10:55 PM  
I'd show her my missile.
 
2014-07-25 01:11:13 PM  

iheartscotch: That's a big NOPE. Even if her dad wasn't the type to leave you dead in a ditch, in Siberia. She's not hot enough to be as nutty as she probably is. Plus; you couldn't, ever, break up with her. Don't date women you can't break up with. Kind of like you'd never hire an employee that you couldn't fire.


Hell with that.  I think Vladimir would be an awesome Father-in-Law.
 
2014-07-25 01:11:48 PM  

Snarfangel: Does she Putout?


nice

And she's not "mildly hot".  She's not ugly, but she's nowhere near hot.  Also, if you were having sex with her how could images of Vladimir not pop into your head?
 
2014-07-25 01:11:55 PM  
If she stands on a cracker you could have Putin on the Ritz.

/Sorry that was shamefully retarded, even for me
//Let's go to the bar
 
2014-07-25 01:12:01 PM  
I am so glad Hillary and her reset button improved our relations with Russia
 
2014-07-25 01:12:18 PM  
Subby, you know how I know you are a womanless basement dweller?
 
2014-07-25 01:12:26 PM  

IvanTheSilent: "they have no direct evidence that the missile used to shoot down MH17 was provided by Russia."  Russian made missile that's not licensed to be made anywhere else, launched by pro-Russian forces that have been equipped with Russian weapons and are (in some cases) actually Russian troops, and we're going to go with the "circumstantial evidence" gambit?  No, no.  Time to issue sanctions, freeze all Russian accounts in the US and watch ol' Pootiepie crumble.


While it would put a lot of pressure on Putin, it would only be really effective if the EU, primarily Germany, did the same.
 
2014-07-25 01:12:50 PM  
Stick her in a plane by herself and shoot it out of the sky.    Then see how Putin feels about that.
 
2014-07-25 01:12:53 PM  
He has two daughters; here's the other one.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-25 01:13:02 PM  

Snarfangel: Does she Putout?


Of course.

Daddy Issues.
 
2014-07-25 01:13:02 PM  

DGS: I'd go well beyond mildly, but I admit to having a think for eastern Europeans.


Very much this.

Gorbachev's daughter, Irina Virganskaya, is pretty easy on the eyes too.
 
2014-07-25 01:14:00 PM  

IvanTheSilent: Russian made missile that's not licensed to be made anywhere else


Huh? Ukrainian forces have absolutely the same weapon system with same missiles. This type of missiles is produced by or imported/exported by, like, 10 countries, from Byelorussia to Vietnam.
 
2014-07-25 01:14:56 PM  

iheartscotch: busy chillin': cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o

I don't know?

Have you been hanging out with my fourth cousin, Stacy? She ends every sentence with an upward inflection, as though it was a question.

/ you really, really don't want hang out with her; she's got a gift you can't ever get rid of


No way. That would drive me nuts?
 
2014-07-25 01:16:20 PM  
She's not a true Putin until she takes off her shirt.
 
2014-07-25 01:16:21 PM  

echomike23: cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o

[upload.wikimedia.org image 660x490]
cause we're here for the big win.


oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-25 01:17:06 PM  

gfid: Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

nice

And she's not "mildly hot".  She's not ugly, but she's nowhere near hot.  Also, if you were having sex with her how could images of Vladimir not pop into your head?


img.fark.net

I'd go with mildly hot.
 
2014-07-25 01:17:22 PM  

Gary-L: iheartscotch: That's a big NOPE. Even if her dad wasn't the type to leave you dead in a ditch, in Siberia. She's not hot enough to be as nutty as she probably is. Plus; you couldn't, ever, break up with her. Don't date women you can't break up with. Kind of like you'd never hire an employee that you couldn't fire.

Hell with that.  I think Vladimir would be an awesome Father-in-Law.


I don't doubt that if he let you live that long; he'd probably be pretty fun to hang out with, if you're into hunting and such. You just can't, ever, upset his little girl; or it's off to Siberia for you.

/ the first rule of business is; don't hire employees you can't fire

// the first rule of dating is; don't date a girl you can't break up with
 
2014-07-25 01:17:38 PM  

IvanTheSilent: "they have no direct evidence that the missile used to shoot down MH17 was provided by Russia."  Russian made missile that's not licensed to be made anywhere else, launched by pro-Russian forces that have been equipped with Russian weapons and are (in some cases) actually Russian troops, and we're going to go with the "circumstantial evidence" gambit?  No, no.  Time to issue sanctions, freeze all Russian accounts in the US and watch ol' Pootiepie crumble.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655

The US government never apologized, though eight years later they "expressed regret" and paid Iran $130M in compensation.  Of course there were no sanctions.

So how about we resolve this case the same way: when it's proven that the plane was shot down by Russian-affiliated rebels, Putin has to express regret and compensate the families of the victims.  And nothing more.
 
2014-07-25 01:17:47 PM  

iheartscotch: busy chillin': cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o

I don't know?

Have you been hanging out with my fourth cousin, Stacy? She ends every sentence with an upward inflection, as though it was a question.

/ you really, really don't want hang out with her; she's got a gift you can't ever get rid of


HERPES!
 
2014-07-25 01:18:31 PM  

cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o


All answers are in the form of a question, and he needs a penis mightier.
 
2014-07-25 01:19:06 PM  

spiderpaz: IvanTheSilent: "they have no direct evidence that the missile used to shoot down MH17 was provided by Russia."  Russian made missile that's not licensed to be made anywhere else, launched by pro-Russian forces that have been equipped with Russian weapons and are (in some cases) actually Russian troops, and we're going to go with the "circumstantial evidence" gambit?  No, no.  Time to issue sanctions, freeze all Russian accounts in the US and watch ol' Pootiepie crumble.

Now Russians are firing artillery from the Russian side of the border into Ukraine at military positions.  This is flat out warfare being waged by Russia against Ukraine without fear of retaliation.


Welcome to the concept of "spheres of influence." This is exactly what Russia did to Georgia. This might get the Western Europeans to consider real sanctions, but they REALLY don't want to risk losing Russian natural gas.
 
2014-07-25 01:20:04 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: He has two daughters; here's the other one.*


img.fark.net

*(edited for area of greatest interest)
 
2014-07-25 01:20:21 PM  

cowgirl toffee: busy chillin': Snarfangel: Does she Putout?

I have something she can Putin?

Why did you make that into a question?  O_o


Must be from California.
 
2014-07-25 01:20:58 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OtherLittleGuy: He has two daughters; here's the other one.*

[img.fark.net image 850x411]

*(edited for area of greatest interest)


Yes, that is a nice necklace.
 
2014-07-25 01:20:59 PM  
I'd let her smirmeoff.
 
2014-07-25 01:21:20 PM  
She's laying who?
moviesharkdeblore.com
 
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