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(Right Wing Watch)   GOP Rep: IRS scandal led to the downing of flight MH17. Obama might as well have been the trigger man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 112
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2014-07-25 11:55:04 AM  
...even managing to link the administration to everything from the downing of flight MH17 by pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine to the atrocities committed against Christians in Iraq ... which he said all leads back to the IRS scandal.


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For some reason they seem to think if they run through a litany of all the manufactured scandals they've drummed up in a row it makes them seem more credible rather than, you know...  quano-psychotic.
 
2014-07-25 11:58:58 AM  
http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!
 
2014-07-25 12:01:02 PM  
Oh, look... a Republican Congressman saying incredibly stupid hyperbolic things

/there's something you see every day
 
2014-07-25 12:01:07 PM  
Wow.
 
2014-07-25 12:04:47 PM  
Short memories around here. Obama started the Holocaust and Great Depression and no one remembers it.
 
2014-07-25 12:30:24 PM  

djkutch: Short memories around here. Obama started the Holocaust and Great Depression and no one remembers it.


He started the Holocaust to draw the heat off of Benghazi.  But the dumbass caused it before Benghazi instead of after.  Worst President ever.
 
2014-07-25 12:37:30 PM  

nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!


That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.
 
2014-07-25 12:38:53 PM  

imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.


It was made by a farker, can't recall who off the top of my head.
 
2014-07-25 12:44:16 PM  

nekom: imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.

It was made by a farker, can't recall who off the top of my head.


It was a team effort.
 
2014-07-25 12:45:53 PM  
Don't congressional candidates have to pass some kind of sanity check before getting on the ballot?  And if not, shouldn't we start requiring that?
 
2014-07-25 12:46:08 PM  

nekom: imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.

It was made by a farker, can't recall who off the top of my head.


Heh... I forget who set that up too, dammit

/but I do know where the name came from
 
2014-07-25 12:49:59 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: nekom: imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.

It was made by a farker, can't recall who off the top of my head.

Heh... I forget who set that up too, dammit

/but I do know where the name came from


You can follow the breadcrumbs from here.
 
2014-07-25 12:52:21 PM  

doyner: MaudlinMutantMollusk: nekom: imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.

It was made by a farker, can't recall who off the top of my head.

Heh... I forget who set that up too, dammit

/but I do know where the name came from

You can follow the breadcrumbs from here.


It needs a post from Glory Holle.
 
2014-07-25 12:55:51 PM  
It's absolutely true. No one ever did anything bad before Obama was elected.

For example:

gkrouse.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-25 01:03:06 PM  

doyner: MaudlinMutantMollusk: nekom: imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.

It was made by a farker, can't recall who off the top of my head.

Heh... I forget who set that up too, dammit

/but I do know where the name came from

You can follow the breadcrumbs from here.


Heh... I've got whosits_112 tagged with "boeinghazi.com"

/guess that settles that
 
2014-07-25 01:26:56 PM  
How does a person this stupid remember to breathe?
 
2014-07-25 01:42:12 PM  
I have it on good authority that hidden in that plane's cargo area were all of the IRS harddrives, plus the cold hard proof that Benghazi was really Bergdal's final op for the terrorists that he was working for!

It runs THAT deep folks!  XD

/tinfoil
 
2014-07-25 01:45:12 PM  
... the Obama administration has "a very peculiar form of crisis management that seems to create one worse crisis to get the last crisis off of the newspaper headlines. You went from the IRS scandal to the VA to the Bowe Bergdahl prisoner swap to the Islamic State taking over in Iraq to a civilian airliner being shot out of the skies in Ukraine, it's hard to imagine they are going to keep this up or what that would mean for America's national security interests in the world."

He forgot to mention that my toilet keeps running, and I think the plants on my front stairs are dead.

I just don't understand why Obama won't just LEAD on these issues.
 
2014-07-25 01:56:13 PM  
... the Obama administration has "a very peculiar form of crisis management that seems to create one worse crisis to get the last crisis off of the newspaper headlines. You went from the IRS scandal to the VA to the Bowe Bergdahl prisoner swap to the Islamic State taking over in Iraq to a civilian airliner being shot out of the skies in Ukraine, it's hard to imagine they are going to keep this up or what that would mean for America's national security interests in the world.

www.quickmeme.com

I think we're all indebted to Rep. Cotton for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
 
2014-07-25 02:13:30 PM  

SilentStrider: How does a person this stupid remember to breathe?


People will vote for this guy. Let that sink in for a moment.
 
2014-07-25 02:14:16 PM  
latimesblogs.latimes.com

Ben Gazarra dies February 3, 2012. Benghazi happens September 11, 2012. Coincidence? I think NOT!
 
2014-07-25 02:14:33 PM  
fantastic
 
2014-07-25 02:16:52 PM  
So I'm not crazy having already decided to vote Democratic in then next presidential election?

Fark the party of rape.
 
2014-07-25 02:17:01 PM  

imapirate: nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/ STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!

That.....that has to be fake. Right? Please tell me it's fake.


One of the reports is from Joe Hoverround, so...
 
2014-07-25 02:18:19 PM  
This is what happens when conservatives can't keep their outrages du jour straight.  They start to cross the streams and end up in conspiracy land.  Only the perpetually-outraged can make any sense of it.
 
2014-07-25 02:18:54 PM  

Fart_Machine: SilentStrider: How does a person this stupid remember to breathe?

People will vote for this guy. Let that sink in for a moment.


They vote for legislators who write books about bringing back slavery and allowing parents to kill children for being "unruly."

There's nothing that is too extreme or crazy as long as they can mention Jesus or the Bible along the way.
 
2014-07-25 02:19:02 PM  
I'm wondering if maybe the Republicans aren't this stupid and are just playing an elaborate game of Six-degrees-of-scandalization to see who can attribute the most asinine linkage to the President.

/Probably just stupid
 
2014-07-25 02:19:26 PM  

WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.™

 
2014-07-25 02:21:12 PM  
Usually folks with this level of paranoia are medicated.
 
2014-07-25 02:24:28 PM  
Look at us!
We just keep lurching from one BS scandal to the next, one after the other in a long chain of breathless lunacy...

Coincidence?

I think not.

it's a conspiracy, but to what end?
One can only imagine...for example, I can imagine that perhaps Obama is tricking us into crying wolf over and over again to create the impression that we're just pants shiatting, dumbfark liars who pander to a cesspool of drooling, bigoted assholes.
 
2014-07-25 02:26:04 PM  
scienceblogs.com
So someone screwed up somewhere along the line?
 
2014-07-25 02:27:47 PM  
He said that America's enemies have "realized" that Obama is too "slow to react if he reacts at all" on foreign affairs issues, and so "sometimes that means shooting down an airliner full of innocent civilians, including children, in Ukraine -

"Hey Vladmir, did you see this thing about the IRS scandal in the US in our rural Ukrainian newspaper? I think now is the time to accidentally shoot down the wrong plane, this is the green light we've been waiting for."
 
2014-07-25 02:28:03 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake...

At this point, if you're still voting for GOP candidates, you're a farking deranged moron.

The entire party is a toxic pool of paranoia, stupidity & rabid right wing lunatics.
 
2014-07-25 02:28:20 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: So I'm not crazy having already decided to vote Democratic in then next presidential election?

Fark the party of rape.


I've long since decided that I'm not voting for any republican at any level until 8 years after they add pro-gay marriage into their party platform.  So, I'm honestly not sure that I'll ever vote GOP in my life.  And I'm not even 30.
 
2014-07-25 02:29:46 PM  

keylock71: Oh, for fark's sake...

At this point, if you're still voting for GOP candidates, you're a farking deranged moron.

The entire party is a toxic pool of paranoia, stupidity & rabid right wing lunatics.


In fairness, you could be a plutocrat.  Then it would be perfectly rational to vote Republican.
 
2014-07-25 02:30:30 PM  
200billionscandal.typepad.com
 
2014-07-25 02:31:03 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: He said that America's enemies have "realized" that Obama is too "slow to react if he reacts at all" on foreign affairs issues, and so "sometimes that means shooting down an airliner full of innocent civilians, including children, in Ukraine -

"Hey Vladmir, did you see this thing about the IRS scandal in the US in our rural Ukrainian newspaper? I think now is the time to accidentally shoot down the wrong plane, this is the green light we've been waiting for."


No, he's simply saying that Obama is an Empty Suit and that such Empty Suitedness, is encouraging our enemies.
Next they will blame him for being a tyrant and destroying international ties. Remember its Empty Suit Friday, and Tryant Tuesday.
 
2014-07-25 02:31:14 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: djkutch: Short memories around here. Obama started the Holocaust and Great Depression and no one remembers it.

He started the Holocaust to draw the heat off of Benghazi.  But the dumbass caused it before Benghazi instead of after.  Worst President ever.


Yeah, that crafty lawless dictator empty suit can't even set the coordinates of his time machine right!
 
2014-07-25 02:31:15 PM  
He said that America's enemies have "realized" that Obama is too "slow to react if he reacts at all" on foreign affairs issues, and so "sometimes that means shooting down an airliner full of innocent civilians, including children, in Ukraine; sometimes that means driving Christians out of a city like Mosul.

First, "America's enemies" I'm assuming are just anyone we don't agree with or who don't like us.  If some militant group out there doesn't like us, that makes them our enemy and, therefore, apparently we're responsible for making sure they don't do whatever it is they're trying to do?

Second, while what happened in Ukraine and Mosul are obviously bad, why should Obama "react"?  Were the Christians driven out of Mosul Americans?  Were there any Americans on MH17?  No?  Then let the countries actually involved deal with it.  We don't have to be the world's police.
 
2014-07-25 02:31:43 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: So I'm not crazy having already decided to vote Democratic in then next presidential election?

Fark the party of rape.

I've long since decided that I'm not voting for any republican at any level until 8 years after they add pro-gay marriage into their party platform.  So, I'm honestly not sure that I'll ever vote GOP in my life.  And I'm not even 30.


I don't think I could vote for one even then.  They're like an abusive spouse, they'll tell you they've changed, they'll even put it into writing, but once you come back they just start smacking you around again.
 
2014-07-25 02:32:13 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Usually folks with this level of paranoia are medicated in Arkham Asylum being sodomized by the Joker, hearing the words "WHY SO SERIOUS???" whispered in their ear before each downstroke.


FTFY.
 
2014-07-25 02:32:59 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: keylock71: Oh, for fark's sake...

At this point, if you're still voting for GOP candidates, you're a farking deranged moron.

The entire party is a toxic pool of paranoia, stupidity & rabid right wing lunatics.

In fairness, you could be a plutocrat.  Then it would be perfectly rational to vote Republican.


Touche...
 
2014-07-25 02:34:50 PM  
s16.postimg.org
 
2014-07-25 02:35:34 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: HMS_Blinkin: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: So I'm not crazy having already decided to vote Democratic in then next presidential election?

Fark the party of rape.

I've long since decided that I'm not voting for any republican at any level until 8 years after they add pro-gay marriage into their party platform.  So, I'm honestly not sure that I'll ever vote GOP in my life.  And I'm not even 30.

I don't think I could vote for one even then.  They're like an abusive spouse, they'll tell you they've changed, they'll even put it into writing, but once you come back they just start smacking you around again.


Well, I'm sure that by the time they've accepted equality for gay people, they'll probably have a new boogeyman to kick around and scare the old folks with.
 
2014-07-25 02:36:30 PM  

keylock71: HMS_Blinkin: keylock71: Oh, for fark's sake...

At this point, if you're still voting for GOP candidates, you're a farking deranged moron.

The entire party is a toxic pool of paranoia, stupidity & rabid right wing lunatics.

In fairness, you could be a plutocrat.  Then it would be perfectly rational to vote Republican.

Touche...


Your statement was definitely accurate for 99.9% of the population though.  Plutocrats are the exception that proves the rule.
 
2014-07-25 02:40:03 PM  
Every time I see one of these sorts of headlines I think to myself, "Self, there's no way anybody could be so utterly stupid as to actually say such a thing."

And then I click the link and realize that, yes, there are some spectacularly stupid people out there.

And many of them are people we elect to lead us.
 
2014-07-25 02:41:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 02:41:36 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: UncomfortableSilence: HMS_Blinkin: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: So I'm not crazy having already decided to vote Democratic in then next presidential election?

Fark the party of rape.

I've long since decided that I'm not voting for any republican at any level until 8 years after they add pro-gay marriage into their party platform.  So, I'm honestly not sure that I'll ever vote GOP in my life.  And I'm not even 30.

I don't think I could vote for one even then.  They're like an abusive spouse, they'll tell you they've changed, they'll even put it into writing, but once you come back they just start smacking you around again.

Well, I'm sure that by the time they've accepted equality for gay people, they'll probably have a new boogeyman to kick around and scare the old folks with.


And I'm fairly certain I'll still resent them for the next block of human beings they decide are subhuman and undeserving of basic civil rights.  They could prove me wrong and start going after pedophiles, but I'm banking towards an already marginalized group of "others" that aren't doing anything that most reasonable people would find untoward.  They've already started channeling their current hate for immigrant kids who weren't really given a choice to come here.
 
2014-07-25 02:43:52 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: And I'm fairly certain I'll still resent them for the next block of human beings they decide are subhuman and undeserving of basic civil rights.  They could prove me wrong and start going after pedophiles, but I'm banking towards an already marginalized group of "others" that aren't doing anything that most reasonable people would find untoward.  They've already started channeling their current hate for immigrant kids who weren't really given a choice to come here.


They're working their way up to "Liberals".
 
2014-07-25 02:45:52 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: UncomfortableSilence: And I'm fairly certain I'll still resent them for the next block of human beings they decide are subhuman and undeserving of basic civil rights.  They could prove me wrong and start going after pedophiles, but I'm banking towards an already marginalized group of "others" that aren't doing anything that most reasonable people would find untoward.  They've already started channeling their current hate for immigrant kids who weren't really given a choice to come here.

They're working their way up to "Liberals".


I guess that makes sense, alienate every group by attempting to strip them of rights until they are a united body and then target all of them at once under a common moniker.
 
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