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2014-07-25 09:37:07 AM  
Panty Raiding.

You're doing it wrong.

/Got nothing.
//Sexual assault jokes aren't really my forte.
///No, not even when a clown does it.
 
2014-07-25 09:46:07 AM  
Maybe he got confused and was trying to see if the 'remove your bra without taking your shirt off' trick
works with panties?

/Or, more likely, he was a drug addled scumbag
 
2014-07-25 09:51:26 AM  
I blame the celery
 
2014-07-25 09:58:00 AM  

ArkAngel: I blame the celery


You might be on to something there:

application.denofgeek.com
 
2014-07-25 10:23:29 AM  
Attempted object penetration? I think some parts were left out of this story if he was charged with that. Or maybe I just don't know what the hell that charge is.
 
2014-07-25 10:38:02 AM  
2:30 in the afternoon and he's reaching inside stranger's skirts?  That paints a picture of a man that firmly believes that women are nothing more than objects.  Thank goodness that I've been told that sexual assault is just a fantasy of hysterical, attention-seeking women in this country.
 
2014-07-25 11:11:22 AM  
That's the last straw, I'm opening a Finishing School For Perverts.

These classless, grabby, and ham-fisted perverts are ruining it for the rest of us.
 
2014-07-25 12:02:30 PM  
From the headline, I expected something about celery.

(shakes tiny fist at ArkAngel)
 
2014-07-25 12:03:46 PM  

brap: That's the last straw, I'm opening a Finishing School For Perverts.

These classless, grabby, and ham-fisted perverts are ruining it for the rest of us.


Kind of a complementary course of study to those "player" schools?
 
2014-07-25 12:04:57 PM  

cambie: Attempted object penetration? I think some parts were left out of this story if he was charged with that. Or maybe I just don't know what the hell that charge is.


Parts may have been left out, or they might just be charging him with that so he'll plea down to the crime he actually committed.
 
2014-07-25 12:06:16 PM  
www.wtop.com

Beware, the underwear zombies. Pahhnties! Paaaaahnties! Thoongs! Thongs!
 
2014-07-25 12:07:19 PM  

brap: That's the last straw, I'm opening a Finishing School For Perverts.

These classless, grabby, and ham-fisted perverts are ruining it for the rest of us.


It's been done:

38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-25 12:07:21 PM  

cambie: Attempted object penetration? I think some parts were left out of this story if he was charged with that. Or maybe I just don't know what the hell that charge is.


Surprise buttsecks
 
2014-07-25 12:07:36 PM  

quatchi: Panty Raiding.

You're doing it wrong.

/Got nothing.
//Sexual assault jokes aren't really my forte.
///No, not even when a clown does it.


Heh. I'm going to a panty raid tomarrow, so I'm getting my kicks. /4th annual car show //playing an early acoustic set
 
2014-07-25 12:08:30 PM  
Surely CVS has a far more dependable panty remover available.
www.verkoopjes.be
 
2014-07-25 12:10:46 PM  

Krieghund: cambie: Attempted object penetration? I think some parts were left out of this story if he was charged with that. Or maybe I just don't know what the hell that charge is.

Parts may have been left out, or they might just be charging him with that so he'll plea down to the crime he actually committed.


Maybe that's broad enough to includes fingers. Even if he earnestly was only trying to get the garment, all the fumbling around there can reasonably be equivalent to attempted manual penetration.
 
2014-07-25 12:12:18 PM  
What? Again? First, a pharmacist, now a customer? What's going on in these pharmacies??
 
2014-07-25 12:21:57 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Krieghund: cambie: Attempted object penetration? I think some parts were left out of this story if he was charged with that. Or maybe I just don't know what the hell that charge is.

Parts may have been left out, or they might just be charging him with that so he'll plea down to the crime he actually committed.

Maybe that's broad enough to includes fingers. Even if he earnestly was only trying to get the garment, all the fumbling around there can reasonably be equivalent to attempted manual penetration.


Username checks out.
 
2014-07-25 12:22:54 PM  

ArkAngel: I blame the celery


I get your reference.
 
2014-07-25 12:25:34 PM  
Was that wrong? Like UFiA? I am gonna have to plead innocence and not understanding today's youth... Should I have not tried to help the sweet babe take off her wet panties and air out some? Sheesh, no good deed goes unpunished...

Okay, I'll go back to my Mom's basement.
 
2014-07-25 12:27:19 PM  

drongozone: ArkAngel: I blame the celery

I get your reference.


I think images are prob too big, so here's the link thing
 
2014-07-25 12:27:21 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Krieghund: cambie: Attempted object penetration?

Maybe that's broad enough to includes fingers. Even if he earnestly was only trying to get the garment, all the fumbling around there can reasonably be equivalent to attempted manual penetration.


I thought a judge ruled a UFIA was legal?
/And, Dude, the preferred nomenclature is chick.
 
2014-07-25 12:27:59 PM  

drongozone: ArkAngel: I blame the celery

I get your reference.


The perv was stalking her?
 
2014-07-25 12:36:29 PM  
 
2014-07-25 12:47:10 PM  

TheOriginalEd: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharking


We used to call that "pantsing" and we only did it to people we knew.
 
2014-07-25 12:48:58 PM  
Coppertone reference taken, I'm going to ask...

Underpants gnome?
 
2014-07-25 12:57:29 PM  
So, two-game suspension then?
 
2014-07-25 01:42:25 PM  
If he had his CVS card he would get 2% back.
 
2014-07-25 01:55:28 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Kind of a complementary course of study to those "player" schools?


Don't be disgusting.

Oh and lay in this ice-bath for 20 minutes and pretend that you are asleep.
 
2014-07-25 02:01:01 PM  
"Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right - but we are collecting underpants, and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small articles of feminine underclothing. We are making a quilt... really - trust me. So here's the deal, if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress, whip 'em off, that's it, see? No problem. Oh, you'll warm up to it. If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and pull 'em out; if you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off, okay?"
 
2014-07-25 02:15:09 PM  
Abayneh Yemer


/nuff said.
 
2014-07-25 03:54:59 PM  
Maybe he was practicing for a magic trick?
 
2014-07-25 04:48:31 PM  
That Booking photo says punch me in the groin every hour until my trial
 
2014-07-25 07:15:03 PM  
Art Frahm approves!
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 10:28:31 PM  
Third-date behavior.
 
2014-07-26 08:18:35 AM  
8 out of 10 women are battered, and I'm still eating mine plain!
 
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